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UK
Last on:
yesterday
Time here:
7 months
Gender:
Female
Birthday:
Jun 4
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UMD ID:
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About Me:
I'm a 48 year old bisexual bbw and red-head, into gaming, urbex, vintage markets, British seaside towns, 2p machines, cats, Tim Curry and salt & vinegar crisps.

WAM itself is something I discovered through my husband - Sploshy Dan, about 13 years ago. My first WAM experience was a paddling pool of chocolate sauce and I think sweet sauces, custard and cream will always be my favourite things to get messy with.

I'm on UMD because I love it. It's the best, most open-minded community I've ever found online. I love learning more about people's fetishes and turn ons.. it's fascinating to me. Being on this site has become essential for me in terms of my mental health; I have borderline personality disorder and have had some very bad times with it.. but UMD with its fun, joy and colour has literally brought me back from my darkest times. I really love some of the people I have connected with through this site.

What I do on UMD I just do for fun or for the love of it.. I'm a complete amateur and planning to stay that way!

I appreciate people messaging me so much, and I'm sorry if I take a while to get back to you xxxx
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FloraFrench  yesterday
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If I'm a bit quiet on here the next week or so it's just because I'm moving house from Kent to the West Country.. it's very exciting! Report
bob1987564  12 days ago
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Congrats on WOTD. You deserve it with all you do! Enjoy your day!Report
CreamCaked  12 days ago
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Congrats for WOTD Flora, well deserved! CC Report
LeRex  13 days ago
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Massive congratulations on WOTD, very much deserved, I hope you enjoy your day Report
Kelly-Le-Frock  16 days ago
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Yay lets do this Report
Kelly-Le-Frock  16 days ago
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I adore your content, just so real, enjoying the moment, and wow, everything you do the outfit the mess : the way you talk it through : its tooooo much lololol : you and dan and me i think we can have some seriously messy shenanigans xxxReport
FloraFrench  16 days ago
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Kelly-Le-Frock I have such a crush on you Report
L.J.  25 days ago
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Welcome back and congratulations on finishing your degree.Report
Mr Wammer88  25 days ago
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Congratulations on completing your degree hoping you get a great result with your degree.Report
vols4everus  25 days ago
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Congratulations, Flora. Getting that degree is a wonderful experience. You said you wanted to celebrate by getting messy. Why don't you join my new Wam Game. I made it, since most of the Wam Games are dominated by guys getting messy, for my female friends. Go to Forums and look for, "New Game (A Chocoholic's Messy Delight)". You can read the rules and decide if you want to play. But it is simple. There will be six participants in each round. I will be in all rounds because it is only fair that I share in the risks. Once I have 6 participants, I will role a six-sided dice. the loser will have t...Report
FloraFrench  25 days ago
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Hey! I just want to say I'm back and I'm going to read through the messages I've received since I was last on. Thank you so much to everyone for being so lovely to me..I'm feeling a lot better now and best of all I FINISHED MY DEGREE!! I don't get the result till July though. I will be doing something messy to celebrate soon Report
Pie me gently  3/11/24
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Congratulations again on WOTD keep it up!Report
FOAMSLAVE  3/11/24
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Big congrats the WOTD messy Queen! You are amazing! Report
Pieman Si  2/28/24
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Congrats on WOTD well deservedReport
Pie me gently  2/28/24
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Congratulations on WOTD, it must have been the custard!Report
LeRex  2/28/24
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A huge congratulations on WOTD, much deserved. Well done Report
FOAMSLAVE  2/28/24
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Big congrats the WOTD messy Queen!Report
Alex Giron Sanchez  2/28/24
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Congratulations on getting WOTDReport
FOAMSLAVE  2/20/24
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Beautiful and lovely your profile pics Flora French wonderful messy lady!Report
MessyBobles  2/19/24
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Congrats on Wammer of the Day. Take care. xxxReport
Pie me gently  2/18/24
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Congratulations you really are a great wammer! Keep being you and true to yourself! It's obviously great!Report
LeRex  2/18/24
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A huge congratulations on WOTD. Very well done. Loving your latest pics (I love custard). Enjoy your day. Report
swehed125  1/30/24
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Aww Hope you are better soonReport
shorty2kuk  1/30/24
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Hope covid isn't hitting you too hard xReport
FloraFrench  1/30/24
Anyone who has messaged me and I've not replied.. sorry.. struck down with Covid right now Report
Wamlanta  1/19/24
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Love your content, great stuff!Report
FOAMSLAVE  1/18/24
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I very like it you all exciting hot messy pics and vid Flora French messy Queen!Report
FOAMSLAVE  1/12/24
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Beautiful and lovely your profile pics messy Queen!Report
maxcd  12/30/23
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May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house.Report
FloraFrench  12/30/23
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Carry on up the Khyber is on ITV3 right now!!!! LOVE ITReport
Rudolf_Hooker  11/24/23
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Thanks for the add. Great to see you back on hereReport
FloraFrench  11/18/23
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For anyone I told about the uni assignment I was struggling with, I got it back today and got 77/100. Could have been better! But I'm happy. Report
emma_jones  11/15/23
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Sorry to hear you've had a bad week hun. I hope things get better soon for you xReport
FloraFrench  11/14/23
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Such a bad week being let down by a so called 'friend' but the colour, fun and lovely people of UMD make me feel better.. Thank you to you all xxxxReport
dick4pies  11/6/23
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Looking at your pics, I think I'd love for you to get angry at me Report
Edward73  11/5/23
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Welcome back! Report
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