I'm a 48 year old bisexual bbw and red-head, into gaming, urbex, vintage markets, British seaside towns, 2p machines, cats, Tim Curry and salt & vinegar crisps.

WAM itself is something I discovered through my husband - Sploshy Dan, about 13 years ago. My first WAM experience was a paddling pool of chocolate sauce and I think sweet sauces, custard and cream will always be my favourite things to get messy with.

I'm on UMD because I love it. It's the best, most open-minded community I've ever found online. I love learning more about people's fetishes and turn ons.. it's fascinating to me. Being on this site has become essential for me in terms of my mental health; I have borderline personality disorder and have had some very bad times with it.. but UMD with its fun, joy and colour has literally brought me back from my darkest times. I really love some of the people I have connected with through this site.

What I do on UMD I just do for fun or for the love of it.. I'm a complete amateur and planning to stay that way!

I appreciate people messaging me so much, and I'm sorry if I take a while to get back to you xxxx