You can't bargain with a judge... but you can judge a bargain... and this scene is a steal! It has probably got more mess per minute than any other scene I have done.

Following a brief recap of part one (where Maria was thrown into a mudpit) and Pt 2 (where Maria was gunged in the gunge tank) we now have part 3, where Maria is allowed to trash Alais as revenge... with the help of Judge Patience.

They really let her have it. Cakes and pies to the face, huge jugs of chocolate sauce, and jugs of custard; pies to the bottom, angel delight (or 'pudding') over the head, ready brek (oatmeal) in the hair

Alais's shirt is ripped off by Maria, and her skirt is pulled down too.

Alais's amazing cleavage is an irresistible target too... and if you're a big boobs fan, be aware that Maria's amazing pair keep popping out of her dress... an amazing sight.

There's pie sandwiches, trifle in her knickers... there's treacle

Then near the end judge Patience allows Alais to get revenge on Maria with a pie on the face, and the Judge gets Maria with a jug of porridge

Alais's bra comes off and her bristols get covered in cake Maria's dress comes off (So Alais can get it dry cleaned!) and the phrase "You don't get many of them to the pound" has never been more apposite

The scene ends with the judge insisting each girl pour a jug of custard into the other's panties.