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I'd be smiling too! So humiliating!!!
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heystoopidPhoto11/15/25report
All you need now is two slices of bread. If you don't have any bread, I'll happily take the place of the top slice.
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/15/25report
It almost looks like you're enjoying it
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piebobPhoto11/14/25report
Oh dear what a mess!
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piebobPhoto11/14/25report
love the rubber gloves
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pieobsessionPhoto11/14/25report
Incredible helpless hands from Stephanie, plus a great reaction from The Wife!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/14/25report
Stephanie looks gloriously, genuinely shocked and/or outraged here!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/14/25report
This is virtually the definition of the term "grin and bear it." x-D
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/14/25report
Classic Lily being Lily
ThatpersonsPhoto11/10/25report
Shouldn't the sign in the background be changed to "Love and pie is all you need"? :-)
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/7/25report
I can't wait until The Wife gets caught with her feet on the table and The Man walks in gives The Wife a taste of her pies and slime.
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SlimedfemalehairloverScene: Quickie #26: Paige Feet Up, Face Pied11/7/25report
hehehe what did I do to deserve it? ;-)
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MelonieNoshaPhoto11/4/25report
My wife dies this too but she doesn't drink instead she takes pies and slime for hobby crafting $ and jewelry allowance lolz
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luvs2piePhoto11/3/25report
Love Lily's sassy expression and sassy hand-on-the-hip stance here. And of course, also love the Wife's faceful of pie!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/2/25report
Is it more appropos to serve white or red wine at a green sliming? Etiquette experts and sommaliers don't all agree on one of the most vexing issues of our time.
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/2/25report
Lily's helpless hands here seem to scream "Stop this insanity!" But of course, the insanity continues unabated, greener and gloppier than ever!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/2/25report
Fantastic! :)
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SpinyandFrillyPhoto11/1/25report
The parallel single-hand-on-hip pose from both of these freshly pied beauties is breathtaking!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/1/25report
Love The Wife's incredible pose here in the midst of her thorough slime drenching. Meanwhile, Lily looks ready to clutch her pearls, literally! x-D
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/1/25report
Despite her fresh coating of bright green slime, Lily manages to look "very demure, very mindful" here as she watches The Wife get plastered with a pie.
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/1/25report
Beautiful and cute slime covered bare feet as always :loveeyes:
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messy_feet_loverPhoto11/1/25report
Love the joy on both The Wife's and Lily's faces here. . . even if The Wife is clearly finding the situation a bit more hilarious than Lily, for obvious reasons! :-P
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/1/25report
Lily stoically accepts her first sliming of the scene, even looking up directly into the slime deluge, arms held helpless at her sides. Chef's kiss!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/1/25report
My god, what a vividly captured screenshot! Such a beautiful pie explosion against the lovely face of luscious Lily... this is absolutely freaking DELICIOUS!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto11/1/25report
Love the "I'm just drinking my drink, those pies are your issue" vibe!
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Messy IrinaPhoto11/1/25report
I told ya, pie queen.
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ThatpersonsScene: Quickie #25: Tori Bunny Pose Pied and Slimed10/31/25report
Lucy and Ethel meets Abbott and Costello
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ZanScene: Happy Halloween: Two Broke Flappers10/31/25report
@The Man and The Wife I did it. :-|
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ThatpersonsScene: Happy Halloween: Two Broke Flappers10/31/25report
You know what? I'll do it.
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ThatpersonsScene: Happy Halloween: Two Broke Flappers10/31/25report
Ahhhhhhh, classic. I might get this because it's a holiday scene, and I have the one from last year and the Valenslimes one.
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ThatpersonsScene: Happy Halloween: Two Broke Flappers10/31/25report
A devilishly delicious double dessert assault!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/30/25report
great pie hit on Brittany and great shocked expression from Rebecca!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/30/25report
Love the way the helpless hands in this photo belong to the clean model, not the messy one!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/30/25report
One of the best slime pics I have ever seen.
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Pie Plastered TrannyPhoto10/29/25report
Love that feeling of knowing what just happened to them is going to happen to you very shortly . The feeling is almost as good as the gunging itself
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M BubblesPhoto10/26/25report
Messtblue.
That is one of the reasons that I like this scene. Anticipation.
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getemdownPhoto10/26/25report
She knew to look up at least!
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luvs2piePhoto10/25/25report
You are not walking away from this scene until you get messy.
getemdownPhoto10/25/25report
Wonderful coverage!
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MessyBluePhoto10/25/25report
Can just imagine Rebecca thinking, oh no is this about to happen to me?
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MessyBluePhoto10/25/25report
Another stellar example of beautiful Melody doing what she does best -- getting pied like the WAM Goddess that she is!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto: From: Clean to Creamed 410/25/25report
I'm always thrilled to see Melody catch a pie with her gorgeous face, she's one of the best WAM models around!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto: From: Melody's Negotiation10/25/25report
"What?!" *splat* -- Love it!
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ZanPhoto: From: Melody's Negotiation10/25/25report
Great pic. So hot love the double pies
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66PiesPhoto10/24/25report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: fuck i need to be pied right now :love: :love:
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MrMuckPhoto10/24/25report
Amazing the outcome of those FILLED pies!! Love them!!
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mohoScene: Rebecca's First Time10/24/25report
When I see that it is somebody's "First Time," it is always an immediate purchase!!!
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fsgungeScene: Rebecca's First Time10/24/25report
Awesome sexy messy lady!
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FOAMSLAVEPhoto: From: Happy Valenslimes Day 410/24/25report
Those feet!!! And the colour of those pies!!!
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TheGreatSplatsbyPhoto: From - Tied, Tickled, Pied: Courtney10/24/25report
Using this to convince my female friend to join WAM and use her feet
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TheVillainessBFPhoto: From - Tied, Tickled, Pied: Courtney10/24/25report
I actually have watched this scene before, and it's excellent.
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ThatpersonsPhoto: From: Zoey's 30 Pie Barrage10/23/25report
@The Man and The Wife Thank you for taking note of my suggestion.
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ThatpersonsPhoto: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
Yet again another amazing scene! You sure know how to break in your newbies!
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bob1987564Scene: Rebecca's First Time10/23/25report
Mixing pies n slime n gunge and sound repoors on my wife is my favorite thing to do!
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luvs2piePhoto: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
You should post GIFs or animated photos more often; it makes me extra interested in buying.
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ThatpersonsPhoto: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
Who is that with her, I wonder?
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ThatpersonsPhoto: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
OOoooooooooo, a newbie.
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ThatpersonsPhoto10/23/25report
In love that thick black muck
getemdownScene: Extra #8: Lilly, Name That Tune!10/23/25report
It's lovely to see behind the scenes
I love men messing women.
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getemdownPhoto10/23/25report
What a lovely lady.
I can't wait to see her messy in your usual style
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getemdownPhoto10/23/25report
Is that a mixture of mud and purple slime?
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
Also feel bad for thinking this but also now turned on, part of me hopes they had to do a slimed walk of shame.
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luvs2piePhoto10/22/25report
Somebody HAD to do it, and I'm glad it could be The Wife. (Look at her smile of satisfaction!) Also, Stephanie's hair looks amazing splayed out over all that shaving cream!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/20/25report
The Wife wide-eyed, realizing she's about to get some creamy comeuppance for her misdeeds!
Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/20/25report
Love this pink and white "outfit"!!!
Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/20/25report
The potential WAM energy in this photo is explosive. One little push and it goes KINETIC!
Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/20/25report
Like Sisyphus endlessly pushing the same rock up the same hill, Stephanie rises from the shaving cream morass, knowing she'll end up face down in it again and again . . .
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/20/25report
Stephanie: The Calm Eye in the Center of the Cream Pie Storm.
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/20/25report
What a satisfying pie SPLAT! the Wife delivers here! She looks pretty happy about it too!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/20/25report
If anyone deserves a 30 pie barrage and complete gunge dump it's melonie absolutely stunning
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piebobPhoto10/20/25report
My oh my this just amazing
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piebobPhoto10/20/25report
We love you, Zoey come baaaaack.
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ThatpersonsScene: Quickie #19: Zoey Feet Up, Face Pied10/19/25report
Perfect slime picture!
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bob1987564Photo10/19/25report
Well she's not getting out tonight lolz
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luvs2piePhoto10/19/25report
Good God.
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juliesboyPhoto10/18/25report
Aww Mel's about to get pied face is adorable!!
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MiraclePhoto10/17/25report
That's hot
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BigPermPhoto10/17/25report
Looks like a great time
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pieface2019Photo10/17/25report
Given how much slop accumulated, I'm quite surprised that this didn't become R rated in the first few minutes.
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deadpoolScene: Nosha's 30 Pie Barrage10/17/25report
I think Mia is gong to have some of the best scenes in the future.
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ThatpersonsScene: Mia's Slime Time10/10/25report
I. Loved. It.
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ThatpersonsScene: Mia's Slime Time10/10/25report
Sloppy Sexy!
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FlyingBryonPhoto10/10/25report
Oooo, this time Val is in someone else's slime time scene! Either way, I love Val's fit, which includes the bow; I love the colour, the star necklace and eye shadow look good, and it's a slime time scene, which I'm a sucker for. Mia is a pretty delightful model too. You knew I was going to buy this, didn't you, The Man?
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ThatpersonsScene: Mia's Slime Time10/10/25report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: wow :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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MrMuckPhoto10/9/25report
that looks so fun!
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Chuck MPhoto10/9/25report
"Your turn!!"
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Chuck MPhoto10/9/25report
i wanna be next!!!
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Chuck MPhoto10/9/25report
love this!!
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Chuck MPhoto10/9/25report
i agree bob...it would be like "look, a hundred dollar bill!" I'd say, "where?" and then someone could push me in...yep, certainly would fall for that in a heart beat!
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Chuck MPhoto10/9/25report
very nice bikini!!
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Chuck MPhoto10/9/25report
Most of us :)
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bob1987564Photo10/8/25report
That looks like fun!
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bob1987564Photo10/8/25report
PLEASE do this to me..
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ThePieslutPhoto10/7/25report
I mean, who'd be dumb enough to fall for that?
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ThePieslutPhoto10/7/25report
This slime is PERFECT! :loveeyes: Make this a staple from here on!
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MarioFan64Scene: Extra #12: An Experimental Slime 410/6/25report
Yummy
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messy_feet_loverPhoto10/4/25report
Mmmmm
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messy_feet_loverPhoto10/4/25report
Look at all that lovely shaving foam.
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SubmergedinfoamPhoto10/3/25report
WOW!! Now that's messy !!
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zoomtrousers99Photo10/3/25report
Gosh I would take a full scene of that wrestling :)
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wam_guevaraScene: The Raft: Stephanie10/3/25report
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