I don't tell many girls this but, your pretty. My screen was scrolled up and I only saw this pretty girl's face and nice eyes and smile. I had no idea you were nude until I scrolled down and left this comment. But your nudity didn't distract me. The only thing I saw was this pretty girl.
Okay I come home and I call out to you and you don't answer. I check the rooms and find you covered in silver paint and that very expression on your face. What should I do? Run or ask logical questions as to why you have done this? A lot of people get surprises in life in relationships because the hiding can only go on for so long.