Love it that your whole face is just a smooth surface of wonderful mud. I can't wait to see you blow an air hole through that glorious mess and say, "DUHHH!" or other words of inspiration.
What a total mess you are. You look magnificent! I wish pie fights ended this way. Everyone naked and completely covered in mess and cream. Our faces smothered with so much pie that we struggle to blow air holes through the slime to breath and talk. But that look can only be achieved with mud. I know. I should start having pie fights with mud pies. Yeah! That's the ticket.
Damn you have some hot stuff baby I need! I'm lookin for your hot stuff baby tonight. I want your hot stuff I gotta feeeeeeeel it. Gotta have your hot stuff, gotta have your love tonight.