Comments by Muddddy

Picture banners are no more. I'd been adding a 100 pixel banner to the top of images as it could be cropped off leaving a the original 16:9 grab. But they're really unsightly, especially when you can see part of it in a thumbnail or squared off version of the picture. From now on, I'll be doing what everyone else does and embedding the text discretely onto the image so it just looks like a picture. Hope no one minds.

User: Muddddyyesterdayreport

When you spontaneously break into a rousing chorus of Oklahoma... when the wind comes...

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I now declare the elephant's balls to be empty!

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It is just standard ungrogged pottery clay, please see the link below.
https://umd.net/blogs/i/the-mud-i-use-is-pottery-clay/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fmuddddy%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F

Video: Up Close and Personal (17-Nov-2025) 2KWednesdayreport

Of course ;)

Photo: Album coverTuesdayreport

Are you sure cows are dipped, I though it was just sheep?

Photo10 days agoreport

He said he was mid-twenties and ripped on Tinder, at least I said I was a cow!

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Are you sure your contact lens dropped down here?

Photo11 days agoreport

MessyLady wasn't sure at first, but soon reckoned ventriloquism isn't so bad.

Photo: What Mr Lady does to me when I've been naughty.14 days agoreport

Only real men can wear pink!

Photo: oh no his treat accidentally fell into his face19 days agoreport

Gosh, the itsy bitsy Polka Dot bikini was really teeny weenie!

Photo: Still in the MOOd25 days agoreport

OMG, that's a lot of likes! :) Thanks :love:

User: NudeSTUDinMUDakaMudMike27 days agoreport

When you said you was making me a romantic meal...

Photo: An Irish pie, for an Irish girl. 🍀27 days agoreport

You know your dead when you see a bright light and angel.

Photo: Maid to serve 30 days agoreport

It goes to show that everyone's arse is a messy eater!

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@SMGagPig, I get greedy and want more, deeper, mud. :-)

Photo: Becoming one with the mud.10/23/25report

Hagrid: Follow the spiders into the forbidden forest, Harry.

Photo: Would you pour a spider-filled bucket of gunge ove10/22/25report

Now I know what the question was.

Photo: Pie Trivia - new scene up in my store10/21/25report

When you're told there's a Haribo in there!

Photo: In the MOOd for mess.10/20/25report

Got off to a flying start! ;)

Photo: Where the face goes, the rest follows.10/18/25report

The answer to when your partner says they prefer the taste of chocolate!

Photo: Wow! Pic of the day!!! (Twice in a row.)10/18/25report

Thick and creamy clay is an amazing substance. It loves to cover you! :)

Video: Mud Humpery (6-Oct-2025) 2K10/17/25report

When your not sure what smart casual means, so go with a bit of both!

Photo10/15/25report

Tonight, Magnus, my chosen subject is pies, specialising in fights and sploshing.

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Age old debate: custard then jam, or jam then custard

Photo: The sauce made my clit sticky but I didn�t care! ;10/9/25report

When the farmer calls all swimmers with blue armbands out of the pool.

Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0410/8/25report

Anyone else reminded of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

Photo10/7/25report

I should have realised when the face pack came in a tin with a willing hand to apply it!

Photo: Was just sitting here minding my own biz...10/7/25report

You've remembered your second amendment rights to bare arms, and breasts apparently!

Photo: Failing American history 10/4/25report

I think the eagle on your arm did a little something before she landed.

Photo: About to be humiliated with pies10/3/25report

It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right - you know the rest!

Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0110/2/25report

But Todd, I am your father... NOOOOoooooooo!

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You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth cream-pie... Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

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MessyBen decided it was time to get his girlfriend some Canesten!

Photo: stage 2: there�s no going back now9/29/25report

With the size of those feet, gonna need a bigger pie!

Photo9/26/25report

Is it time to see a doctor about that?

Photo: He came on my face then dunked my cummy face & hea9/25/25report

I'm going to make my face white with this pie *evil chuckle*.

Photo: Shall I?9/22/25report

Cum again?

Photo: I'm yours.9/21/25report

Ah, Mr Bond, let me explain my entire plan for world domination code named Ostrich!

Photo: Face gets it first!9/21/25report

The Smurfs' secret plan for world domination, one game show at a time!

Photo: Tank 29/21/25report

It feels every bit as amazing. :-)

Photo: Mudman.9/21/25report

Carolinapies walked into that with his pies wide open.

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I stay in shape by wearing rather than eating the pies!

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If my life was different, I'd happily wallow with lots of friends I've met on here. Maybe someday. It's good to have dreams.

Photo: Turning into a pig.9/19/25report

Clark thought he was in for an earful off his boss, but it turned out he was wrong.

Photo: Dapper Disaster9/18/25report

@SlipperyGoo lovely smooth clay also shines like that ;)

Photo: Mud Snuggle Pile9/18/25report

Probably not the best time to check your social media feed! ;-)

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After watching Alien Earth, Carolinapies creates his own face hugger!

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Dandruff? What dandruff! Still taking two tonnes of mud into the shower? Fuck, yes!

Photo: Everyone loves hair day.9/15/25report

It's initially cold, but then becomes a lovely insulating layer, that feels wet and smooth.

Photo: Invisible man has his fill.9/15/25report

The mud's quite thick too! ;P

Photo: I spy with my one clean eye...9/15/25report

Gravity does work in mysterious ways!

Photo: One minute, I dropped the soap.9/15/25report

Piesplats is feeling noughty!

Photo: A new angle9/13/25report

Yes, I do want to see your parents this weekend.

Photo: My first proper head dunk9/10/25report

The primal need to be dirtier doesn't stop at the outside. ;)

Video: Muddy Mouth Filling (8-Sep-2025) 2K9/10/25report

I scoop it back out with my hands and use a squeegee to get the worst off, I wash what's left away with a full bathtub of water. :D

Photo: Album cover9/9/25report

When you think you're alone but you hear your mum calling your name!

Photo: my favorite mud spot9/3/25report

J's partner wasn't happy at him horsing around.

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When you step into the wrong room and everyone stops what they're doing.

Photo: Mud party8/27/25report

With deep regret, we reject your warranty claim. However, Apple wishes you a very messy day.

Photo: Let's roll around in the leftover gunge..8/21/25report

Ah, we meet again Mr Bond, have you seen my pussy?

Photo: or supervillain?8/20/25report

Give me a minute, I got some of my caramel sundae down my top!

Photo8/17/25report

WM992 found the "on" button.

Photo: Do I have any volunteers?8/12/25report

Yeah, but I always want more mud than I have! :D

Photo: I want to be completely covered.8/4/25report

Trust me, it's virtually impossible not to. Even if I deliberately try to leave it alone, I find I can't because the situation and feeling it too nice!

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It always feels amazing, I forget how much until I'm back in it again. 8-D

Video: Mudbath Uncut (24-Jul-25) 4K7/31/25report

That was powdered clay. It was a nightmare to turn into mud. I learnt a lot from that. :D

Photo7/31/25report

There you are, I haven't lost my cherry after all.

Photo: Buff Baker loves the look of these pies7/30/25report

The DFS showroom quietly called for security.

Photo: Release boy. 7/29/25report

Loving the smiles :)

Photo7/27/25report

American Pie, when warm apple pie isn't enough!

Photo: Just a little tease...7/8/25report

Had to call in a pro as my lot couldn't organise a pie-fight in a pie shop!

Photo: Action shot6/24/25report

If Carlsberg did slippery pool wanks... they'd probably be the best in the world.

Photo6/23/25report

International sign language for 'I've made a right boob of that'!

Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <36/20/25report

Once upon a time, three brothers worked in a sardine factory...

Photo: 3 of us swimming in cakes, cream and pies6/19/25report

When you've a wall to paint and all of your brushes are hard!

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When your kid tries to eat something gooey and gets it everywhere except their mouth!

Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face6/17/25report

That's not what I meant by put a ring on it!

Photo: Tits out, trashed. Am I a good slut or a bad slut?6/16/25report

I seem to go further the more I get used to being dirty; it's feel, taste, etc. I didn't particularly like the taste when I started out, but have grown used to it over time and it feels like I've less inhibitions now and are more able to really let go.