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Gosh, the itsy bitsy Polka Dot bikini was really teeny weenie!
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Photo: Still in the MOOd14 hours agoreport
OMG, that's a lot of likes! :) Thanks :love:
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User: NudeSTUDinMUDakaMudMikeMondayreport
When you said you was making me a romantic meal...
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Photo: An Irish pie, for an Irish girl. 🍀Mondayreport
You know your dead when you see a bright light and angel.
Photo: Maid to serve Fridayreport
It goes to show that everyone's arse is a messy eater!
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Photo6 days agoreport
@SMGagPig, I get greedy and want more, deeper, mud. :-)
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Photo: Becoming one with the mud.6 days agoreport
Hagrid: Follow the spiders into the forbidden forest, Harry.
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Photo: Would you pour a spider-filled bucket of gunge ove8 days agoreport
Now I know what the question was.
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Photo: Pie Trivia - new scene up in my store9 days agoreport
When you're told there's a Haribo in there!
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Photo: In the MOOd for mess.10 days agoreport
Got off to a flying start! ;)
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Photo: Where the face goes, the rest follows.11 days agoreport
The answer to when your partner says they prefer the taste of chocolate!
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Photo: Wow! Pic of the day!!! (Twice in a row.)12 days agoreport
Thick and creamy clay is an amazing substance. It loves to cover you! :)
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Video: Mud Humpery (6-Oct-2025) 2K12 days agoreport
When your not sure what smart casual means, so go with a bit of both!
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Photo15 days agoreport
Tonight, Magnus, my chosen subject is pies, specialising in fights and sploshing.
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Photo20 days agoreport
Age old debate: custard then jam, or jam then custard
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Photo: The sauce made my clit sticky but I didn’t care! ;21 days agoreport
When the farmer calls all swimmers with blue armbands out of the pool.
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Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0422 days agoreport
Anyone else reminded of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
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Photo23 days agoreport
I should have realised when the face pack came in a tin with a willing hand to apply it!
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Photo: Was just sitting here minding my own biz...23 days agoreport
You've remembered your second amendment rights to bare arms, and breasts apparently!
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Photo: Failing American history 25 days agoreport
I think the eagle on your arm did a little something before she landed.
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Photo: About to be humiliated with pies27 days agoreport
It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right - you know the rest!
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Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0128 days agoreport
But Todd, I am your father... NOOOOoooooooo!
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Photo29 days agoreport
You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth cream-pie... Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
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Photo9/29/25report
MessyBen decided it was time to get his girlfriend some Canesten!
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Photo: stage 2: there’s no going back now9/29/25report
With the size of those feet, gonna need a bigger pie!
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Photo9/26/25report
Is it time to see a doctor about that?
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Photo: He came on my face then dunked my cummy face & hea9/25/25report
I'm going to make my face white with this pie *evil chuckle*.
Photo: Shall I?9/22/25report
Cum again?
Photo: I'm yours.9/21/25report
Ah, Mr Bond, let me explain my entire plan for world domination code named Ostrich!
Photo: Face gets it first!9/21/25report
The Smurfs' secret plan for world domination, one game show at a time!
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Photo: Tank 29/21/25report
It feels every bit as amazing. :-)
Photo: Mudman.9/21/25report
Carolinapies walked into that with his pies wide open.
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Photo9/20/25report
I stay in shape by wearing rather than eating the pies!
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Photo9/19/25report
If my life was different, I'd happily wallow with lots of friends I've met on here. Maybe someday. It's good to have dreams.
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Photo: Turning into a pig.9/19/25report
Clark thought he was in for an earful off his boss, but it turned out he was wrong.
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Photo: Dapper Disaster9/18/25report
@SlipperyGoo lovely smooth clay also shines like that ;)
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Photo: Mud Snuggle Pile9/18/25report
Probably not the best time to check your social media feed! ;-)
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Photo9/16/25report
After watching Alien Earth, Carolinapies creates his own face hugger!
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Photo9/16/25report
Dandruff? What dandruff! Still taking two tonnes of mud into the shower? Fuck, yes!
Photo: Everyone loves hair day.9/15/25report
It's initially cold, but then becomes a lovely insulating layer, that feels wet and smooth.
Photo: Invisible man has his fill.9/15/25report
The mud's quite thick too! ;P
Photo: I spy with my one clean eye...9/15/25report
Gravity does work in mysterious ways!
Photo: One minute, I dropped the soap.9/15/25report
Piesplats is feeling noughty!
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Photo: A new angle9/13/25report
Yes, I do want to see your parents this weekend.
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Photo: My first proper head dunk9/10/25report
The primal need to be dirtier doesn't stop at the outside. ;)
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Video: Muddy Mouth Filling (8-Sep-2025) 2K9/10/25report
I scoop it back out with my hands and use a squeegee to get the worst off, I wash what's left away with a full bathtub of water. :D
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Photo: Album cover9/9/25report
When you think you're alone but you hear your mum calling your name!
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Photo: my favorite mud spot9/3/25report
J's partner wasn't happy at him horsing around.
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Photo8/30/25report
When you step into the wrong room and everyone stops what they're doing.
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Photo: Mud party8/27/25report
With deep regret, we reject your warranty claim. However, Apple wishes you a very messy day.
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Photo: Let's roll around in the leftover gunge..8/21/25report
Ah, we meet again Mr Bond, have you seen my pussy?
Photo: or supervillain?8/20/25report
Give me a minute, I got some of my caramel sundae down my top!
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Photo8/17/25report
WM992 found the "on" button.
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Photo: Do I have any volunteers?8/12/25report
Yeah, but I always want more mud than I have! :D
Photo: I want to be completely covered.8/4/25report
Trust me, it's virtually impossible not to. Even if I deliberately try to leave it alone, I find I can't because the situation and feeling it too nice!
Photo7/31/25report
It always feels amazing, I forget how much until I'm back in it again. 8-D
Video: Mudbath Uncut (24-Jul-25) 4K7/31/25report
That was powdered clay. It was a nightmare to turn into mud. I learnt a lot from that. :D
Photo7/31/25report
There you are, I haven't lost my cherry after all.
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Photo: Buff Baker loves the look of these pies7/30/25report
The DFS showroom quietly called for security.
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Photo: Release boy. 7/29/25report
Loving the smiles :)
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Photo7/27/25report
American Pie, when warm apple pie isn't enough!
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Photo: Just a little tease...7/8/25report
Had to call in a pro as my lot couldn't organise a pie-fight in a pie shop!
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Photo: Action shot6/24/25report
If Carlsberg did slippery pool wanks... they'd probably be the best in the world.
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Photo6/23/25report
International sign language for 'I've made a right boob of that'!
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Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <36/20/25report
Once upon a time, three brothers worked in a sardine factory...
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Photo: 3 of us swimming in cakes, cream and pies6/19/25report
When you've a wall to paint and all of your brushes are hard!
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Photo6/18/25report
When your kid tries to eat something gooey and gets it everywhere except their mouth!
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Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face6/17/25report
That's not what I meant by put a ring on it!
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Photo: Tits out, trashed. Am I a good slut or a bad slut?6/16/25report
I seem to go further the more I get used to being dirty; it's feel, taste, etc. I didn't particularly like the taste when I started out, but have grown used to it over time and it feels like I've less inhibitions now and are more able to really let go.
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Photo: Being mud-boarded and loving it.6/13/25report
That's such a happy, content, expression - love it! :loveeyes:
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Photo6/13/25report
Easy there tiger, just needs a smidge more lube then I'm all yours!
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Photo6/13/25report
Are you sure you're feeling okay, honey?...
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Photo: I got it thick and good in this one6/12/25report
Dirty kisses are the best!
Photo: Still want that kiss?6/11/25report
Miss Ellie shocked class 2B by demonstrating what actually happens when you play with your food!
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Photo: Hat of humiliation (I love it<3)6/11/25report
Mozart21824 couldn't help thinking that his online Regaine purchase wasn't legit.
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Photo: Date night didn’t go too well6/10/25report
Good answer, you've got the job. When do you want to finish, I mean start with us?
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Photo6/9/25report
They were binned after I washed them, as they'd turned beige.
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Photo: Now I know what a Choc Dip feels like!6/3/25report
Getting this messy is on a par if not better than sex!
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Photo: Transformed into the mud monster.6/2/25report
If only everyone's significant other was as dirty as mud, there'd be no time for war, riches, hollow Ai picture creation! ;-)
Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report
The correct way to wear clothes from Venice.
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Photo5/30/25report
Do you see any dandruff?!?
Photo: As Mother Earth intended: dirty as fuck.5/30/25report
It feels too good to not get it everywhere! :D
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Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report
Lovely bum and legs :loveeyes:
Photo5/29/25report
The result of a 1000 men or one randy camel!
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Photo5/29/25report
This picture reminds me of Morph!
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Photo: Mouth5/28/25report
Nah, there's a female socket at the back. ;-)
Photo: Album cover.5/28/25report
I'd ran out of vases but then forgot about the flowers!
Photo5/28/25report
Yes.
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Photo: Would you eat my pussy like this? <35/27/25report
When the stag do continues into the morning of the wedding!
Photo5/25/25report
Pie me all you want, I'll never talk!
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Photo: "Hit me"5/23/25report
Being dirty always makes me smile too. :D
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Photo5/22/25report
The Maxwayy waxwork started to melt under the lights.
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Photo: Cream on body5/22/25report
This was just 100 liquified Smurfs, imagine a 1000!
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Photo: Look how thick it is!5/21/25report
1000 miles away, and you can still hear your mother telling you to not play with your food!
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Photo5/20/25report
No, they're my eyes, the bright light makes them look a bit paler than they look in the mirror. Also, the whole video was over exposed a tad (I'm not used to SLOG3 , followed advise to over expose then forgot to correct back in post). Doh! If only it was a social norm to use mud as sunscreen.
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Photo: Only a brief rest for the wicked.5/16/25report
Taking the urn from the mantle place, Carolinapies knew it was what Nana wanted.
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Photo5/16/25report
Nice to see a plumb tree in its natural environment. ;-)
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Photo5/15/25report
What Harry should have done with the chocolate to recover from the bogart dementor!
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Photo5/15/25report
No where near. But to smooth mud over my foot, apparently no problem! :D
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Photo: Mud makes you more flexible!5/14/25report
Am I the only one getting Master Yoda vibes from the audio?
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Video: Please Swallow Me5/14/25report
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