Comments by Muddddy

'I won't enjoy a dairy free pie,' they scoffed. Little did they know I had no intention of eating it!

Photo: Not Again!!12/22/23report

Jason Statham even looks tough when he's mudding! ;P

Photo: I'm in leather I'm in mud - fight me!!12/21/23report

It's the genie out of Aladdin!

Photo: cobalt blue12/21/23report

Mess97 found out the hard way that a recent chemical spill had changed the water to rubber!

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Now that's a dirty picture! Sing it: r. e. s. p. e. c. t. find out what it means to me...

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The Ritz clientele were astonished to see Tdpie playing with his dessert half naked at his table!

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That looks thick and gloopy! Love the reaction! :)

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Literally 2 fps :-P.

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Santa, are you sure you're busy tonight delivering presents? You wouldn't believe what those naughty elves want to do to me!

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More than a black square!

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There was wind noise on the mic, so the engineer decided to fit a fluffier deadcat with his teeth to be sure! All in the name of sound quality, what a guy!

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A bit thick with the old foundation there! :ohno:

Photo: face first12/18/23report

A totally spontaneous pie fight ensued!

Photo: First hit12/18/23report

That's the problem with the jungle, too many damned pythons! :ohno:

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Too yellow for French mustard, must be English as it's hotter! ;)

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I think the Oscars should be run like this: where the winners have to become the statuettes! :D

Photo: Bts casually posing 12/17/23report

Best triple-decker since the Night Bus in Harry Potter! (set2, still12) :-P

Scene: 5 Girl Mehron Extreme W/ 4 Girls Getting Me Off and More!12/17/23report

Some girls will do anything to perform alongside Harrold Bishop!!! :ohno:

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It's not too difficult. Here's how:
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this

Photo: Slopping the clay on.12/16/23report

Don't worry mini me, you'll get your share.

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The secret to little Hulk is he's always horny! Blame it on the gamma.

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I bet you was as stiff as a board! ;P

Video: Wetsuit Pup in Thick Clay12/14/23report

First they indited me... now they creamed me!

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Someday I'll get opportunity to skinny-dip outdoors in glorious mud! Jealous and in awe :D

Photo: Relaxing in my favorite mudlake!12/13/23report

Piesplats thought his Hulk audition went pretty darn well!

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I told you the elephant was excited, but you wouldn't listen!

Photo: fuck me�12/12/23report

Thanks for the :love:s :)

User: Mud Mike NudeSTUDinMUD12/12/23report

Papa, one day my chest will be as hairy as yours!

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There can be only one of me!

Photo: Accepting my fate!12/10/23report

Cheeky!

Photo: A colourful adventure 12/10/23report

Don't fight it, let me in and give yourself over to the muddy side!

Photo: Mud breeding bonds us to the Mud12/9/23report

Move aside double-denim, triple coming through! 8-)

Photo: So relaxing12/8/23report

Waterboarding... with benefits!

Photo: At last, I become Mud!12/8/23report

Thanks for the recent :love:s :)

User: orfin12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: KinkyFrTwink12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: aussieblondieboi12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s and comments :)

User: quietman12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: SMGagPig12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: covermeingoo12/7/23report

Thanks for the :love:s :)

User: Sinbad31612/7/23report

If Carlsberg did massages they'd probably be...

Photo: Assimilation successful 12/6/23report

Shortly after, he was arrested and taken in too custardy!

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Is it only me that would want to be lay on my back, underneath her, dutifully licking her off until she was completely satisfied and decided to let me crawl to the edge completely destroyed and panting wondering how much clay I had inadvertently eaten? Thought so ;)

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If she had the itch that needed immediate attention, I'd happily oblige!

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Stop reading my pants and embrace your destiny Luke.

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I don't think the pie-er has the best of intentions if you look at his pants! :ohno:

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Love seeing the end of a nose poking through a thick layer of mess. The rest is smoking hot too! :)

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Novelty WAM keyring.

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Deadcell's lead character caught mudding!

Photo: Start der heutigen Sitzung 11/30/23report

Someone missed caking their teeth but figured no one would notice! :mod:

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@April - I very happy one. There does appear to be a connection between the amount of mess and the amount of happiness!

Photo: All is now quiet.11/30/23report

That's an odd looking toothbrush?!? :-7

Photo: New update on only fans! 11/29/23report

Too much Minecraft the night before? ;P

Photo: 01 The anticipation11/29/23report

There's something about messy hands as they touch everywhere!

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Who's the boss?? And don't you forget it!

Photo: Clean11/29/23report

Definitely a more socially acceptable way to fill your pants! :D

Photo: Lets fill those pantys!11/28/23report

Whoa! If you walked in on that party, there's no way you'd walk back out again. Just sitting in a corner holding a bucket would feel like the most important job at that time!

Photo11/28/23report

Hi hun, you're home early. I'm just, urm, painting my nails.

Photo: Black as a Panther, a Bagheera11/28/23report

I've always wanted a corner bath, but would need a bigger house to fit it in! x-D

Video: Clay Bath, Early GoPro (28-Jan-2023)11/27/23report

I think you misunderstood when I said he was a good candidate that we shouldn't let get away!

Photo: My dom doesn't want me going anywhere11/27/23report

Sharing an intimate moment and the smile that says you're having a great time... priceless. It's the magic that staged pornography lacks.

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Morse code for you're getting dick-slapped!

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Photoshop in a second sun and you've got the perfect mud bathing on Tatooine shot ;)

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I walk like that after a heavy gym session too! :-P

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I now know sign language for pie me in the face!

Photo: Disaster minutes before the opera11/22/23report

Primal and damned sexy. No words needed, just actions.

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I scoop as much out as I can and use as much water as possible to wash away what is left.
This short video explains better:
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this

Photo: And the world turns dark.11/22/23report

@66Pies Thanks to your comment and this wonderful picture, I now understand the concept of tapas!

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I don't think it's the house she's cleaning! :ohno:

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American pie flashback! Just waiting for the fingers to be in and it feels like...

Photo: Really close now..11/21/23report

Spiderman like feat achieved via sticky goop!

Photo: The aftermath�11/21/23report

If you're going to get messy, you may as well go all in. I strongly approve!

Photo: A lot of cream on my face11/20/23report

Great action shot

Video: A Naked Romp in the Swamp11/20/23report

Water, check, shampoo, check. Sure I've forgotten something!

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@claywalker It sounds like you are arguing that women can't be doms. There'd be a lot of disappointed blokes out there if that was the case.

Video: Stood over Looking Down (12-Nov-2023)11/15/23report

My favourite twins: Raspberry and Ripple

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This is making me feel nostalgic. My first digital camera was a Kodak with 1.2 megapixels. Them were the days!

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Captain America before the super soldier serum. Obviously loads more fun back then!

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It's like a biblical scene! We'd all choose crucifixion by shaving foam, but it's more a pleasure rather than a punishment! ;)

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@SanFranciscoMudMan I actually buy it, as there's no good mud near where I live. What it is is in the video in the video below.
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this

Video: Fun in Thick Red Clay Bath 4K (25-Sep-2023)11/8/23report

Remember to change the quality to high otherwise it looks pixelated!

Video: Fun in Thick Red Clay Bath 4K (25-Sep-2023)9/27/23report

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
Beyonce Knows!

Photo: If you love it you shoulda put your ring on it. Oh7/14/23report

I'm not sure they'd fit!

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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gedeo-1-Piece-Kiln-Fired-Clay/dp/B00ELIUAU2/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1CIL2FHSK30ED&keywords=Gedeo+766406+1-Piece+10+kg+Kiln+Fired+Clay%2C+Red&qid=1686083256&s=kitchen&sprefix=gedeo+766406+1-piece+10+kg+kiln+fired+clay+red%2Ckitchen%2C60&sr=1-1

Video: Smothered in Clay on Kitchen Floor (23-May-2023)6/6/23report

It's just normal pottery clay - non air hardening (you don't want it setting hard) and non grogged (you don't want sand or fibres in it either!). Pottery suppliers are cheap if you buy a reasonable quantity - I've just been buying 10Kg at a time off Amazon.