Slimy is sexy.
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This just makes me think how badly I need a massage. Lol
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Photo2/5/22report
Yes sir!
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Photo: Have a seat2/5/22report
Wow. I love your cakes. I'm always looking to learn how to make my confections better
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Video: Getting Ready2/5/22report
Oh! So that's your pie wash! Looks like fun!
Photo1/30/22report
He hit him so hard he knocked his nose off
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Photo1/26/22report
Sir. I can't see your face. There's a big pie in the way.
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Photo1/23/22report
Wait. Wasn't there a wedding I was supposed to go to?
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Photo: photo from new video1/22/22report
Aw. I want to go with!
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Photo: Right after the mud shower at the festival1/21/22report
You are so adorable
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Photo1/21/22report
Get ready to fire the load!
Photo1/21/22report
That kids is what you would call an "oxymoron"
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Photo1/20/22report
Gatorade is alot thicker than I thought
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Photo1/19/22report
A self pieing device? Jealous!
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Photo: I rigged a self pieing device and it was amazing 1/18/22report
That moment when your Mom walks in the room
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Photo: Cum into my face...1/18/22report
Good thing he wasn't watching a horror film
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Photo: Cum into my face...1/17/22report
You can frost my flakes anyday!
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Photo: one day ill have you all over and we'll do that1/12/22report
Lol. Can this be tomorrow's POTD? That'd be a fun sequence of events :bahaha:
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Photo: he got a kick out of fully covering me1/9/22report
Aw. You're so cute :kiss:
Photo1/9/22report
You're getting good at that. Jealous!
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Photo1/9/22report
Your eggs sir.
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Photo: next time he should duct tape my wrists behind my 1/9/22report
Yeah. I'm a furry at heart as well
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Photo: This time, I turned myself into a Cheetah!1/6/22report
I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!
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Photo1/6/22report
Wow! This is actually a fantasy of mine
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Photo1/6/22report
I love animal body paint. I wish you were nearby and we could test our artistry skills on each other.
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Photo: This time, I turned myself into a Cheetah!1/6/22report
Happy New Year! I hope 2022 is a successful year for everyon
User: Brutus1/1/22report
That was one excited cow!
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Photo: Naughty & slimy 11/22/21report
This is a caption
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Photo: Sexy pies 11/21/21report
Kroger's for the win!
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Photo: Here is about one-third of what I have stockpile11/18/21report
Aw you guys! I am so humbled by all your love and support.
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User: Brutus11/9/21report
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