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Happy New Year. I hope 2024 is good to you.
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Photo1/3/24report
Anybody else tilting their head sideways right now?
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Photo: The aftermath…11/21/23report
Aw. I'm glad you had fun
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Photo11/12/23report
Yes. Although I would hardly call myself legendary
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Photo: Settled lost Superbowl bet11/12/23report
Noice!
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Photo11/6/23report
Making me pant like an animal
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Photo11/6/23report
Daaaaamn! Great picture :thumbsup:
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Photo11/6/23report
I've got something similar to that at home.
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Photo11/5/23report
This is awesome! I would love to join in.
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Forum pic10/12/23report
Your hottest pic yet!
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Photo: Got my hands so full cannot concentrate on what el10/11/23report
Yeah. It's more like a green house. Not heated but it can get pretty warm in there depending on if there's warm sunlight out.
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Photo: From my video Muddy Bliss. On sale now!9/26/23report
Hard to come up with a witty caption when I'm too busy drooling
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Photo: Toooo clean9/21/23report
Aw hell ya. These parts with the pig hood are my favourites.
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Photo9/21/23report
Awesome
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Photo: ker splat9/11/23report
You are officially the first clown I've ever jerked off to.
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Photo9/7/23report
I'm not into clowns at all but DAAAAMN! Every single one of these pics and GIFs are incredibly hot.
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Photo9/7/23report
I LOVE this
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Photo9/7/23report
Yeah! Gunge that puppy!
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Forum pic9/3/23report
I missed you....you know what I mean
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Photo: Animated gif pie #28/15/23report
What happened to your previous account? :-/
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User: Pies_in_LA8/15/23report
Me too
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Photo: Just out of the lake!8/4/23report
WRONG LEVER!
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Photo: Need to be Submerged 7/19/23report
Wow!
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Forum pic7/17/23report
Nice undies! :thumbsup:
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Photo7/17/23report
That's so epic. Congratulations!
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Video: Pie Pod W/ Crowning Glory7/14/23report
Going to give me a complex. Lol
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Photo7/14/23report
Hmmm. There's a theme here. "Scratches head"
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Photo: Moments before the mess7/13/23report
Warm is soooo much better than cold
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Photo: Money shot. Warm slime. Feels like a hug7/9/23report
Right where it should be
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Photo: Pow! Right in the kisser!7/3/23report
Fuck me!
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Photo: Mud-fucker6/25/23report
https://umd.net/download_info/getting-clean-then-dirty
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Photo6/23/23report
What an awesome workout
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Video: Mud Fucking Action6/16/23report
I'm not going to lie. I honestly thought you were sitting in a pit of snakes and I got so confused.
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Photo6/14/23report
I could hang out at your house all day and never get bored.
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Video: Fruitkitty--1080p8xSlow Pie Injector Both Sides of Diaper6/14/23report
His ear is falling off!
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Photo: Creamed6/8/23report
Wherever you're at, I want to join you
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Photo5/30/23report
Made me hard as well!
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Video: My Messy Monster Cock in Man Briefs5/30/23report
Yup. I remember that cock. :thumbsup:
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Video: Frosting Scene In Leather5/30/23report
I'm a sucker for smooth bodies
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Photo: Fire One!5/27/23report
Mmm yes. Pie me Daddy
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Photo: 1 (sort by caption)5/25/23report
Me next!
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Photo5/24/23report
I.....LOVE THIS
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Photo5/24/23report
Damn. Those were great pies we made.
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Photo5/21/23report
#Jealous
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Photo: Cock-fighting?5/21/23report
Cute butt. :kiss:
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Photo5/21/23report
You're actually one of the few people that got me interested in this site.
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Photo: Cream pie smash gif.5/19/23report
You're making me feel things. Lol
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Photo4/25/23report
Man go for it! You know what they say about all work and no play?
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Video: Getting Messy in Tidal Mud 20234/25/23report
You have quite possibly the best GIFs
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Photo4/25/23report
Dayum!
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Video: Slime Shower4/14/23report
Looks fun! :thumbsup:
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Photo3/27/23report
Nice briefs
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Photo3/25/23report
Pictures like this get me so excited. :P
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Photo: Marshmallow fluff and buttercream pies. 3/20/23report
I get it
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Photo: Pie day prep (kill me)3/15/23report
Always enjoy seeing this little sweetheart enjoy himself. :)
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Video: Shaving Cream Pies Solo Fun3/6/23report
Pucker your lips and close your eyes and I will give you a big surprise
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Photo2/22/23report
I absolutely would be willing to use it again.
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Video: Got Bored, Used Paint2/20/23report
I just love how slow and sensual this is. :loveeyes:
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Photo2/14/23report
I think I need some in my pants
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Photo2/14/23report
This is awesome!
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Photo2/14/23report
Oh my gosh. I would just die of humiliation. Lol
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Photo: Slimed Out of the Blue1/29/23report
Your material is extremely hot. I so wish I could have a session with you
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Photo: Caramel coated12/14/22report
Love your butt!
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Photo12/13/22report
This is awesome
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Photo: onlyfans.com/470275057/londonxxxboy12/11/22report
Taking a hiatus from WAM. I'll still be around though.
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User: Brutus12/10/22report
"fart noises"
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Photo11/24/22report
I love how everyone else is on their phones completely ignoring what's taking place.
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Photo: 23 oh! Something was coming into my mouth10/28/22report
Thank you Darry. I was glad to find some time to work out and eat right. So hard to find time to care for myself anymore.
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Photo10/28/22report
Oh it was. A successful blast!
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Photo10/28/22report
So proud of myself that I was able to do that. It's all a testament to all your help you gave me in setting up. So I would like to publicly thank you on UMD. I greatly appreciated it.
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Photo10/28/22report
So erotic. I love it!
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Photo10/12/22report
Yeah. I agree. You've got a nice butt
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Photo10/8/22report
Beautiful cock.
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Photo10/8/22report
Me next!
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Photo10/8/22report
Oh my gosh. Take me now
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Photo: Grabbing a handful10/8/22report
If I were just a bit closer...
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Photo: Cream Me Good10/8/22report
This is so on my bucket list
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Photo10/8/22report
Sigh. I need to get back into working out
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Photo9/25/22report
I have no idea who's who
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Photo: Muddy conference...9/21/22report
If I must
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Photo9/21/22report
Well if you insist
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Photo: and cross your 't's9/21/22report
I love your ammo pics. They get me so excited
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Photo: This was a mess9/21/22report
Yes. I agree. Come to Indiana sometime. We'll all take you down a peg. Lol
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User: MessGuy249/19/22report
Nice looking pies. :D :thumbsup:
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Photo9/17/22report
You just made thousands of guys everywhere jealous
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Scene: Messy Breakfast in Bed9/16/22report
"I did not laugh!"
Photo: GungeMad - Laughing Stocks8/28/22report
I get so excited seeing a table lined up with several pies
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Photo8/26/22report
I just bought a brand new singlet and it ripped the moment I sat down! Do you buy it in your size or do you go a size up?
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Photo8/25/22report
Never try to intimidate a man holding a pie
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Photo: Pied By Pie132408/24/22report
I would love to experience your pies one of these days.
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Photo: Pied By Pie132408/22/22report
You and I have very similar tastes in terms of gear, mess, pies and slime
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Photo: Pied By Pie132408/22/22report
Dat ending doe. Holy moly!
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Scene: Fruitkitty--5 Pies and Cream/cherry/chocolate Overhead Tube8/16/22report
This is awesome! I so want in on this tank
Forum pic7/30/22report
I love this! That's really cool!
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Forum pic7/29/22report
Too hot for the wax figures
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Photo: 18 Jerking off for me7/23/22report
Aw! There's something really sweet about this photo. :love:
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Photo: With MuddyLynx 027/21/22report
Aw! You guys are adorable
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Photo: With MuddyLynx 01 - First contact7/21/22report
This is awesome! I just want to dive in on top of you!
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Photo7/16/22report
I felt like I was watching a trailer to a horror film. I'm incredibly anxious now. Lol
Scene: Clay Treatment--Walter's Turn--Part II7/16/22report
That looks incredible!
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Photo7/14/22report
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