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Bloody marvellous!
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Very nice. Would love it if someone could.sneak up behind me and surprise me with one of those
Yeah but you wouldn't get covered like that
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Holy fuck this is sexy! That pie is incredible, I need to know what brand this is, Marie Calanders doesn't coat this thickly :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
I really enjoy your work! Could you take a look at a bit of my content so I can get feedback from you? Seeing as I like your style.
LOL, he absolutely destroyed you! Excellent drippy messy pies delivered with such fun force! Watching you get sprayed down with the cream and enjoy it so much was pretty hot- Sitting obediently while you get turned into a big pile of cream! And the last chocolate pie was a perfect hit in you silly face. The ending slime was perfect, especially when you lifted your head to get a good faceful of it. EXCELLENT!
Great coverage, it coats your face and smears really well in addition to caking up and getting thicker on your face. I can tell what kind of thick creamy texture it has and especially after (i think) the third pie you look totally humiliated. Love the texture of the pies and the content.
What kind of pie was it by chance, brand wise? (Lemme know if I could DM you about pie recipes etc lol)
What kind of pie was it by chance, brand wise? (Lemme know if I could DM you about pie recipes etc lol)
Such a great pic, she got belted big time. This is one of my favorite pie/cake photos of all time.
A truly excellent pie pounding in the best Piehound tradition. Look forward to more
May I volunteer to hold your waistband open while the gunge pours in to your briefs?
Expert pie thrower right there. I love the combination of pies thrown HARD and the firm, simple placing on the face to get that perfect splatter.
Hottest video on UMD in a while. Love seeing a handsome guy shirtless and stripped down to briefs taking it like a man. Excellent pie hits.
Wow what a pileup! Your face is six inches deep! How humiliating! :blush: Did it start to feel heavy? You should try to take those pies lying down and see how many you can stack on yourself. If you cut a hole in a trashcan and stick your head in it, you can trap the pie on your face and *really* get nice and buried... :love:
I'd be pleased too if I got to turn a beefcake like yourself into a sloppy, gooey s'more. :loveeyes:
You are indeed in great shape! I love that you had the full course and accepted it like a champion, too. Muscular stooge-studs should hold their head high when trying to balance a heaping mound of foam on their face--you did exactly that! Perfect example of how to take a trashing. And you know you needed every last one of those pies, too. 8-)
