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mudlarkerPhoto: was that really asked for?8/15/22report
sooo hot With shoes
wetsneakerPhoto: MessyBen carwash before and after8/15/22report
..remember to do inside my boxers please...
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RickAPhoto: was that really asked for?8/15/22report
home slice, I butter both sides of my bread
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soggyazPhoto: was that really asked for?8/14/22report
"Are you sure this is factor 50?"
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TopcattoponePhoto: was that really asked for?8/14/22report
"And what else would like on your ice cream?"
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pmeu22Photo: was that really asked for?8/14/22report
Definitely! You look amazing in those trunks!
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funmattPhoto: was that really asked for?8/14/22report
Very deserved!
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funmattPhoto: tied and humiliated8/14/22report
Surely that's just the beginning
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Slimejim2Photo: was that really asked for?8/14/22report
Who cares if you asked for it? You both know you deserved it.
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gingergungeguyPhoto: was that really asked for?8/14/22report
FUCK
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jimmy00427Photo: was that really asked for?8/13/22report
So jealous of both of you - although he's missed some bits
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Mucky StevePhoto: was that really asked for?8/13/22report
Cover you from head to toe in the. stickiest and messiest substances possible - although those shorts will have to go of course...
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Mucky StevePhoto: what are you gonna do to me?8/13/22report
Tickle you and throw pies all over you!
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piebroPhoto: what are you gonna do to me?8/13/22report
Delia
AndySPPhoto: chocolate batter8/13/22report
Gostoso demais
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AndySPPhoto: Have mercy 8/13/22report
Lucky guy getting to play with you
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muddyirishPhoto: was that really asked for?8/13/22report
Lord, have mercy! What a view....
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FunintmudPhoto: Have mercy 8/12/22report
Damn, I'd love to see a video of this- I really want to do this to you Ben! :P :splosh:
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WolfsbanePhoto: I said PLEASE!8/11/22report
Did it without using my hands!
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megapiesPhoto: Have mercy 8/8/22report
No. It wasn't me diving into the mayo vat.
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: Have mercy 8/8/22report
yumm
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MessyFunPhoto: I'm ready for round 28/8/22report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
T39731480Photo: GIF (click to play)8/8/22report
You Want Mercy, Boy? OK, But It'll Cost You Those Boxer Briefs.
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gingergungeguyPhoto: Have mercy 8/8/22report
"No! Not the giant razor!"
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pmeu22Photo: Have mercy 8/7/22report
Oh, Ben. That image inspires anything but mercy.
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GearGuyNYPhoto: Have mercy 8/7/22report
adorable, sexy, kinky. The perfect package.
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Gungelover1992Photo: Have mercy 8/7/22report
Didn't plead hard enough ;P and judging by that bulge there, I don't believe you when you call this "punishment"
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Gungelover1992Photo: I said PLEASE!8/7/22report
I'm Mr. Snowman!
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piebroPhoto: Have mercy 8/7/22report
Mercy? Is that an actual thing in the real world? hahahahahahah!
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CockySuitPhoto: Have mercy 8/7/22report
What do you mean that wasn't soap...
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WAM_boyPhoto: Have mercy 8/7/22report
looking down there, you can't hide how happy you are ;P love the foam hanging at the tip there :loveeyes:
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Gungelover1992Photo: Have mercy 8/6/22report
Congrats on Pic of the Day from yesterday and the day before! :-D :splosh:
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WolfsbaneUser: MessyBen8/6/22report
Hey we want your body mud or paint coverage... Plz ...
ZaynmalikVideo: Total Facial Coverage8/5/22report
I should have specified I was hungry
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SubslimePhoto: tied and humiliated8/5/22report
I'll think about talking
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Eng_LeoPhoto: tied and humiliated8/5/22report
I'd be down with that
soggyazPhoto: boys will be boys 8/4/22report
typical nap on a hot summer afternoon
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soggyazPhoto: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
End of foreplay.
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pmeu22Photo: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
Is it really humiliation when your cock's that hard?
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gingergungeguyPhoto: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
Maybe I should stay in bed.
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piefootPhoto: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
If this is humiliation, bring on more!
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RickAPhoto: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
Please don't pay the ransome, I'm enjoying myself too much
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Eng_LeoPhoto: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
Its what you get. Enjoy
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MusclestoogePhoto: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
So freakin hot! I'm glad you exist :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Demetri2186Photo: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
So awesome! Wish I was there to help humiliate you more!
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bigal5555555Photo: tied and humiliated8/3/22report
Nice one mate!
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piebroPhoto: tied and humiliated8/3/22report
Looks like there's plenty of your body still needing some attention - happy to help
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Mucky StevePhoto: tied and humiliated8/3/22report
humiliated? but you seem to be enjoying ;P
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Gungelover1992Photo: tied and humiliated8/3/22report
you're tied in this pic! so hot :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:q
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Gungelover1992Photo: I'm ready for round 28/3/22report
omg!
Gungelover1992Photo8/3/22report
vs.
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Perry7Photo: CleanBen vs. MessyBen8/2/22report
woof you are such a stud!
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kinkymilwaukeeguyPhoto: CleanBen vs. MessyBen8/1/22report
Clean Ben ... and a lorry load of banana cream pies ... Please.
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mud_paulPhoto: CleanBen vs. MessyBen8/1/22report
Still need some more mud to cover the remaining clean parts
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Mucky StevePhoto: CleanBen vs. MessyBen7/31/22report
Cleanben is too clean :) needs mud or a few doesn pies or chocolate cake batter
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TomsplzPhoto: CleanBen vs. MessyBen7/31/22report
Oh fuck don't make me choose :wahhh:
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Gungelover1992Photo: CleanBen vs. MessyBen7/31/22report
hot love to do this
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Pitman1Video: Covered in Carwash Foam7/28/22report
FAR too good to waste! HAS to be eaten! And the strawberry tart looks tasty too!
MessyLevisPhoto7/20/22report
content so hot it should be illegal :love:
Gungelover1992Photo: muddy enough for ya?7/18/22report
With my disguise, I can now steal beer from the liquor store.
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pmeu22Photo: muddy enough for ya?7/18/22report
Awsome Ben
CuriouspaintsPhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/18/22report
Mud, marvelous mud!
piefootPhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/18/22report
Congrats on Pic of the Day! :) :splosh:
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WolfsbaneUser: MessyBen7/18/22report
If you're asking about the clothes, then yes, I think it's obvious you're muddy enough. If you're asking about yourself, I think the only way to be sure is to show us just how muddy you are underneath all those clothes.
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gingergungeguyPhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/18/22report
Would love to
Mucky StevePhoto: come join me?7/17/22report
Not quite - still some patches of bare skin ;-)
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Mucky StevePhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/17/22report
Would love to see the video of this happening
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muddyirishPhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/17/22report
sexy as fuck
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1234ePhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/17/22report
Delia demais
AndySPPhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/17/22report
So hot...... :P :P :P
megapiesPhoto: muddy enough for ya?7/17/22report
absolutely gorgeous
messyclothesPhoto7/17/22report
Never enough lol
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PieATK999Photo: muddy enough for ya?7/17/22report
Incredible content!
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OtterlyAmazingUser: MessyBen7/13/22report
amazing
OtterlyAmazingVideo: Ben's Thick Gunging, Part 1 of 27/13/22report
You have gorgeous feet :loveeyes:
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DirtyDoingsGoingOnPhoto: Quarantine got me like7/3/22report
Holy sh*t this is hot.
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DirtyDoingsGoingOnPhoto: chocolate exfoliation anyone?7/3/22report
can I lick you clean?
ratbagsukPhoto: before or after?5/29/22report
should have dropped your shorts and smeared it on your butt!
ratbagsukPhoto5/29/22report
SOooooooo Hot!
ratbagsukPhoto5/29/22report
MEEEE!!!! And I'd make sure the rest of your hot body got covered too!
ratbagsukPhoto: any dom who want to cover me next?5/29/22report
You should definitely have sat on a pie here too!
ratbagsukPhoto5/29/22report
Need someone to squirt mess down the back of your shorts and rub it in here! I volunteer!
ratbagsukPhoto5/29/22report
love this angle
ratbagsukPhoto: “the sewage tank blew up”5/29/22report
Love this pic. You should do this again with coloured cake frosting
ratbagsukPhoto5/29/22report
love this! nervous and horny :)
echodelta00Video: Drive Home after Falling in Mud5/24/22report
My other option was getting $h!t-faced
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: come join me?5/24/22report
I'd love to! :)
aussieblondieboiPhoto: come join me?5/24/22report
J'aimerais bien te rejoindre. Est-ce du composé joints dans le contenant ?
lou82001 Lou82001Photo: come join me?5/23/22report
It's never too early to prepare for football season.
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pmeu22Photo: come join me?5/23/22report
Gettin' plastered, WAM style!
ChiefPieTossPhoto: come join me?5/23/22report
Congrats on Pic of the Day :)
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WolfsbaneUser: MessyBen5/23/22report
As hot as ever.....more like this please! :P :P :P
megapiesPhoto: come join me?5/23/22report
would love to!!
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1234ePhoto: come join me?5/22/22report
I'd love to!
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PieATK999Photo: come join me?5/22/22report
I'm in!!!!!
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto: come join me?5/22/22report
And, hopefully, a bad boy to cum, too (even if that's a private moment, away from the camera).
gingergungeguyPhoto: more mess to come ;)5/22/22report
Hell, yeah, especially if I get to rip off those shorts and spackle every last inch of you. ;-)
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gingergungeguyPhoto: come join me?5/22/22report
I'd love to join you!
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webeyamminPhoto: come join me?5/22/22report
I'm in
CuriouspaintsPhoto: come join me?5/22/22report
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