So I'm taking a break from UMD for awhile. I've been really sick a lot lately, and just got out of the hospital yet again. I'm not exactly feeling very positive or "sexy" right now. I've been told in the past that my posts can bring things down an...

Tuesday: Confirmed date for next Tuesday with Monica at 10:00. To quote the email reply, "....Monica....is completely fine with your request and willing to participate fully..... you can get her messy as much as you want." Booked hotel List of...

I was thinking once I open my own download store and start selling some product on here, i was thinking !, it would be an awesome idea to live stream a full pie season with my girlfriend getting creamed as per usual ;p... just a thought ;)

Hi I am very lovable person but there no females takers as messy they get. I love being wet but still I am very open wet person. We can all be friends on wam but there is no takers, then is hope to a lovable man. Females wammers think about and let...

We are working on a compilation of all the stuff that is too short to have it's own video. I had a great time editing it and am quite happy with how it has come together. It is about 14 minutes and these are the scenes: 1. Brown Coat Red Gloves Re...

Hello to the 100 people who read my blog

I keep seeing this video on YouTube and can never get it out my head, it's a girl named Stephanie, from round the North Est area. She is recorded introducing herself and that she is about to be gunged. The video pans from her feet up over her sexy...

I just want to know what are this from so I just want you to figure it out. I have 3 photos.

What should I do with this? Any thoughts or suggestions?

Lets go fun :)

Recently my husband and I celebrated our wedding anniversary by spending a week at a beach house right on the beach where we got married. It was a wonderful trip; we spent most of the time in the ocean and had lots of yummy seafood. My husband even p...

Lately from time to time of the day, whenever I feel horny enough... I began masturbating till I cummed. I don't know how I actually started doing that in the first place, but it felt soooo good and relaxing to me. It felt wonderful and temporarily I...

Hey guys, me and my partner have been in a solid relationship for the past 6 years, she still doesnt know about my wam fetish and i would love for her to experience it with me. I have tried to in introduce it to her once or twice but she never got t...

plan b start again boring everyone to death with my gunge blog about underworld muhaha it's all good messmaster is watching over it to make sure it isn't too boring

the next mess is with a young guy in two weeks and i will have slim , eggs , custard , rice puding , and chocolat sauce

Heh heh today before work when my family wasn't home and I had the house to myself, Since it suddenly rained hard I immediately head outside the backyard and strip my home clothes off completely revealing my naked body! So I got really wet in the rai...

Hi. So , let's just get down to business. it was a jacket I bought at Loehmann's in probably 1994, probably for like 60 bucks but I'm just guessing. I got an employee discount off it and I also stole things a lot back then. Ha, but sadly it's true. M...

1) re-create the part from Batman begins movie, where cat women transforms, only with more passion, food and sexier office outfit. 2) re-creating the part of the movie "Tommy" with the baked beans / chocolate only with sexier office outfit....

We'll I will just dive right in. The 6 Ps, perfect planning prevents pish poor performance. I think it's really simple to follow. But remember the key word in this, "prevents". If you truly want to be the best you need to risk everything. Experts say...

Guys go visit my new redesign you tube channel www.youtube.com/c/wetty2010 I also activate my UMD site posting pictures, videos and becomeing a mode where i encourage all interest guys who wants to film videos contact me. I wanna travel i want meet g...

It's been a long week and you know that feeling when you just want to get right down nasty, messy, kinky and everything in between. This Friday night I will be getting so sloppy it's going to be insane. Here is the list of substances so far lined up...

Despite some awful jet lag I have been having a great time so far in the UK. We flew into London and then drove out to the countryside to do several mud shoots. I didn't get to see much of London but what I saw was really nice. London reminded me of...

Been dying to get wet and/or muddy but it's really hard to make that happen in the summertime for us. We saw an awesome show the night before and drove home at 9:00 a.m. to do something dirty before having to go and pick up our two daughters. Everyth...

IMHOP Trailer clips are not the same as Teaser clips, Trailer gives a short honest preview & timing of up coming materials i.e. the first 3 mins of a full session with some summery info, where as a Trailer is generally shorter, fragmented and or is...