I'll add some thoughts here on occasion.
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That horrible feeling when you slime yourself and your eyes and skin are burning, you open your mouth and it tastes like a laboratory explosion...

First, do not have a non-wammer screw with your receipes. I just learned this the hard way.
Made slime, left it out to 'gel'. Non-wammer things he can help my his additions without my knowledge.

First, decides it smells, added ,mouthwash!
Then thought he would try to make it bubbly, added masses of salt, sugar, and baking soda!

Pretending your eyeballs and face are not burning off, and your mouth is full of a horrible chemically flavour!
Note to self. Serve your friend an extra-special coffee.

On a side note, I flippin LOVE dressing in costume or facepaint, its freeking awesome.

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