Hi everyone; Well if you've read my profile you'll know I love the look and feel of oil soaked tight jeans. I'm up for an oil soaking soon and will do it in my skinny Lee jeans. But I'm also up to double dare and totally trash my new tight Nudie jean...

How did this start for you? I've had so many people ask me that question. I've heard others stories and I must come to this conclusion on my own. Unfortunately, my story is not romantic like a child's birthday party and having a crush on the little b...

So last Saturday (June 1st) I, as well as a couple friends, participated in the Spartan Race held here in Vancouver BC. I was a tad disappointed with the mud situation, definitely not as much as they advertised. But I must say that it did feel "oh so...

I have now found that the new home's facilities are much smaller than the old one. Despite being successful in a good messy session I have found a lot of purple and black marks on my body. Most cramped. don't have enough room for a small blow up poo...

May be on my own for Australia Day this year meaning I am free to get messy! Custard, chocolate sauce, Whipped cream. My leather leggings, boots, wetlook top. afterwards a wash off in the shower. First need to confirm on the family going, secon...

So! I had a great dream the other night. Here is a story based on the dream. This is one of my first attempts at writing in the second-person, so I apologize if it sounds funny. The story brings together a bunch of things that I find kinky, but I und...

Tony's Treat It was winter and it was closed season at the outdoor pool. Tony had a temporary job at a warehouse, picking goods from the thousands of storage areas and shelves, and rushing them onto trolleys to be dispatched. Every shift was a hard s...

Pee in diapers is crazy exciting and liberating and this has become a sport where the primary purpose is to pee over and over again in brand new diapers for several minutes so that they after a while is a totally disaster. I have neurlogic incontinen...

I know my last blog was pretty depressing and not a great start to my messy life. But I've had a lot of years to think it through, to come to terms with what happened to me and what I was left with. Telling someone about what was happening to me by t...

Bryce is still working on our next update. There will be two sets of pics on our website and a new video in the download store. One set of pics will be all of the still photos from the "Anne Klein" set which is the video in our download store right...

SAP diapers are unique diapers consisting of gel that gives extremely comfortable shiverings throughout the body every time I pee on such diaper. When I pee on SAP diapers I do it mercilessly and do not care at all about the ruthless treatment I exp...

Soooo, don't know if anyone really reads any of this but I like writing it out. I am beyond happy right now. You see I have ALWAYS wanted Hunter rain boots but haven't really started dreaming about them realistically until about 2 weeks ago. Bryce an...

Oh crap, it's Tuesday!?!!!1 Well consider this a very belated Friday post. Honestly, where does the time go? Here I am, still completely exhausted from our little adventure Sunday. I seriously felt like we were explorers journeying new territorie...

What do you do when your are under pressure and not coping with it? Most people would crumble, I remember missing apenalty during an indoor hockey match which would have seen the team i was captain of into the regional finals of the cup. I will nev...

I want to try entire body paint with silver paint, yet do any of you have suggestions / recommendations in terms of product brand? I am hoping for washable one.

Lately I've been having a lot of thoughts about 2 ex partners both of who gave me a lot of pleasure with getting wet and messy. I used to enjoy the tight gym clothes and the jeans as well as using custard to get messy and filling knickers. There's...

Hi to all wam females. As you know I have been on this site for a while. I am not getting joy in doing a wam sessions. I love wetlook and I am very open to anything goes. At the moment I cant accommodate and I am based in London. I would like to meet...

The Gypsy's Curse Ever reliable, the fair came to town again. Home from college for the summer, Julia and her tomboyish friend Stephanie drove out to the fairgrounds on a Saturday night to see the local boys they'd gone to high school with, to eat...

"Where are you from?" -Pieland, Slapstickonia, USA. Like it says on my profile! "What do you do?" -Mainly make silly and risky comments while someone is holding a pie. Generally this is right after whatever I was wearing is now on the floor. "What...

the two sets of pics that I have posted my husband set both of them up. I came home from the grocery store and my husband said that he wanted me to get in the shower in what I was wearing, which were the clothes in the pics. he said he wanted to ph...

I remember my very first actual outside WAM session like it was yesterday. The most erotic experience until that point in my life. I constricted my first girl’s school uniform (fund an e-commerce place and I had recently got my first account and I re...

After my first adventure into the woods, I want to try that again, now ive been out there once, it seems safe enough, as my spot is hidden from view, the hard part will be getting home aftet the fun. Next time, I'll take water and ollea with me as it...

Originally indented as an easy-to-use hands-free action camera, but I’ve fund a much better use for it. Until I get this, I was recording my sessions on my phones camera, which is ok until you want to stand back and do a twirl in your sexy dress, ha...

So I'm taking a break from UMD for awhile. I've been really sick a lot lately, and just got out of the hospital yet again. I'm not exactly feeling very positive or "sexy" right now. I've been told in the past that my posts can bring things down an...

Tuesday: Confirmed date for next Tuesday with Monica at 10:00. To quote the email reply, "....Monica....is completely fine with your request and willing to participate fully..... you can get her messy as much as you want." Booked hotel List of...