George & Jane had been friends when they were 5.They had played together ,got on well with each others parents.They went to school together but at 18 both went seperate ways.Both from the countryside Jane went onto work in advertising in the big city...

This is the first blog I've written on here and it may be the only time I do it because no one ever seems to read these! This is just a shout-out to some of my favorite people on UMD and my favorite people in the "real world" beyond the computer scr...

Well, after a few days on this site talking to a lot of people, I now certainly know I want to pie someone in the face! A big, thick, real creamy pie that I can smush into someone's face ^^ I can hardly keep my mind off of it, and every time I pa...

When I log on by Girls be lookin like they be pied! ; ) And when I'm at the the beach Foot fetishist trying to rub deir feats Ya! This is how we roll! Hanging with the girls at Natilie's pole. We're heading in for seconds Baby don't be nervous about...

It's been WAY too long since my last messy adventure. I've been so busy, it seemed like I was never going to get a chance to do my Muddy Bride scene I've been planning for so long. Well, today I finally got a chance to go for it. So there I was,...

When I was a little girl living in the desert (Phoenix, Arizona) I would play in the dirt and mud just about all day. I LOVED it! So much in fact that my parents got me a t-shirt that said "Dirt Don't Hurt" picturing a cartoon child playing in the...

It's true Debby is My very first tropical storm. Today is day three of the heavy flooding that's been taking place here on the Island. We've been declared a flood zone for about 4 days now and have been on flood watch for about a week. I have be...

I've uploaded three pics showing what I like to do to blazers. I like to give them hell! They are all pre-owned, and I love to think what the original owner would think if they saw their once sickly-smart jacket with my improvements!

https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/03/21/finding-the-privacy/ As much as I’ve wanted to get messy and get pied… It’s been hard! I can’t seem to find the privacy I need to do it! Living where I am is a challenge because there’s ALWAYS someone a...

UuUuu, guhuhuu, guhuhuu GooOoOoo! Hey there Nereva I heard the was another wambabe on here it's true So, let's ge busy Call up your girlfriend Jill and her sis Jayce too. Dropping bombs through aviation In between my masturbation While I drive to g...

Well, my husband had been telling me for a long while that he wanted me to open up and be sexy. See i was raised a christian and i was very strict about not being sexy for other people and all. But he wanted me to wear a sexy jean mini skirt and a...

in the front room with a paddling pool set up your dressed in wetlook leggins and tighttop nails painted blue filled with custard you get in and start playing looking hot then two men walk in fully dressed they get in they start felling your messy bo...

while out in the garden my mrs was just finishing sort the large paddleing pool out. When she hears a knock at the back gate she goes to answer it there stand the fit postman with a package he has no pen so my mrs goes for one as she come back she dr...

it seems wonderful to play in a big bucket of cement and that then become nice and hard.

lijkt het heerlijk om te spelen in een grote bak cement en dat daarna lekker hard geworden.

found on the Internet, would share this with you right away Vac Bag Bunny / Vibro Bunny https://youtu.be/g-ZteyJ1lZg

Take out the Trash By: Mike Scott aka Joseph North Michael stood in the mirror as he looked at his outfit a blue shirt that bore the shows title “Take out the Trash” in addition to that some tight shorts, and white sneakers and socks. He didn’t...

My messy top 4 favorite on UMD what's your favorite?

home made sextoy our homemade sex toy, how can you reproduce this? buy the following items: 1 meter of water pipe steel 1.5 meter chain 1 sets of handcuffs 2 key rings sandpaper Remove the two handcuffed to each other and secure the c...

I have always been hooked on messy wrestling ever since the 80s when mud wrestling was all the rage on TV and movies. From the movie Stripes to popular TV shows, I will never forget the first time I saw two athletic, slender and sexy women go at it f...

So obviously not every girl is into getting messy but it is great to see that there is quite the group that are on this site and in so many videos. Which brings me to my question.. how does one go about recruiting attractive models for messy fun such...

zelfgemaakte sextoy onze zelfgemaakte sex toy, hoe kun je dit te reproduceren? kopen de volgende items: 1 meter water pijp staal 1.5 meter ketting 1 sets van handboeien 2 sleutelhangers schuurpapier Verwijder de twee handboeien aan el...

I have no profile pic. No profile information. And no photos or videos but yet I'm getting regular views on my profile and my other blog has 112 views. How is this happening?

Just a quick note to say a big thankyou to my little band of fans who give me such a lift with their messages of support. I appreciate every "like" and message sent, thankyou. Still without a computor at the moment alas, which is so frustra...

Hey everyone. Well, like i said before i am newer to the wet and messy stuff. My husband loves to see me like that and i have grown to love it myself. I prefer to be wet rather than messy. I love being dunked in dunking booths, it makes me feel d...