https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/01/23/50-pies-situation/ A Little on the Flipped Side but here is s visual of what my 50 Pies would look like! A HUGE bucket of Green Slime following 50 Whip Cream Pies to the Face… The Pies vary in Color!

Hey guys fancying maybe doing a Skype session. Person with the most fun scenario wins! Inbox me your plan and I'll see what I can do. My toys include... Pink latex dress Opera gloves Latex skater skirt Swimsuit Swimcap Ball gag Collar Crotc...

Here is a dare idea we've been playing around with for a few months now. All the items used in the mess would be completely chosen by fans of the show, friends, crew, etc. with nothing left out and anything goes (this of course excludes waste materia...

Mad Malc has been up to his old tricks thinking he can somehow turn the table and WAM Miss Kitty Bliss but he is sadly mistaken!... We decided to have a lttle quiz whereby he would answer the questions and depending on whether they were answered c...

I've started talking to people on this now, and I am really starting to love the community. I really hope I get to pie someone one day or perhaps be pied, but that reality still seems a lifetime away. Yet by talking to you crazy wammers of your e...

It's amazing how many male members (excuse the pun) there appear to be here compared to females. I must research further to find out if this has an effect on things! TO CHAT! (Yep... instead of looking at brilliantly messy pictures of pies, THIS i...

George & Jane had been friends when they were 5.They had played together ,got on well with each others parents.They went to school together but at 18 both went seperate ways.Both from the countryside Jane went onto work in advertising in the big city...

This is the first blog I've written on here and it may be the only time I do it because no one ever seems to read these! This is just a shout-out to some of my favorite people on UMD and my favorite people in the "real world" beyond the computer scr...

Well, after a few days on this site talking to a lot of people, I now certainly know I want to pie someone in the face! A big, thick, real creamy pie that I can smush into someone's face ^^ I can hardly keep my mind off of it, and every time I pa...

When I log on by Girls be lookin like they be pied! ; ) And when I'm at the the beach Foot fetishist trying to rub deir feats Ya! This is how we roll! Hanging with the girls at Natilie's pole. We're heading in for seconds Baby don't be nervous about...

It's been WAY too long since my last messy adventure. I've been so busy, it seemed like I was never going to get a chance to do my Muddy Bride scene I've been planning for so long. Well, today I finally got a chance to go for it. So there I was,...

When I was a little girl living in the desert (Phoenix, Arizona) I would play in the dirt and mud just about all day. I LOVED it! So much in fact that my parents got me a t-shirt that said "Dirt Don't Hurt" picturing a cartoon child playing in the...

It's true Debby is My very first tropical storm. Today is day three of the heavy flooding that's been taking place here on the Island. We've been declared a flood zone for about 4 days now and have been on flood watch for about a week. I have be...

I've uploaded three pics showing what I like to do to blazers. I like to give them hell! They are all pre-owned, and I love to think what the original owner would think if they saw their once sickly-smart jacket with my improvements!

https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/03/21/finding-the-privacy/ As much as I’ve wanted to get messy and get pied… It’s been hard! I can’t seem to find the privacy I need to do it! Living where I am is a challenge because there’s ALWAYS someone a...

UuUuu, guhuhuu, guhuhuu GooOoOoo! Hey there Nereva I heard the was another wambabe on here it's true So, let's ge busy Call up your girlfriend Jill and her sis Jayce too. Dropping bombs through aviation In between my masturbation While I drive to g...

Well, my husband had been telling me for a long while that he wanted me to open up and be sexy. See i was raised a christian and i was very strict about not being sexy for other people and all. But he wanted me to wear a sexy jean mini skirt and a...

in the front room with a paddling pool set up your dressed in wetlook leggins and tighttop nails painted blue filled with custard you get in and start playing looking hot then two men walk in fully dressed they get in they start felling your messy bo...

while out in the garden my mrs was just finishing sort the large paddleing pool out. When she hears a knock at the back gate she goes to answer it there stand the fit postman with a package he has no pen so my mrs goes for one as she come back she dr...

it seems wonderful to play in a big bucket of cement and that then become nice and hard.

lijkt het heerlijk om te spelen in een grote bak cement en dat daarna lekker hard geworden.

found on the Internet, would share this with you right away Vac Bag Bunny / Vibro Bunny https://youtu.be/g-ZteyJ1lZg

Take out the Trash By: Mike Scott aka Joseph North Michael stood in the mirror as he looked at his outfit a blue shirt that bore the shows title “Take out the Trash” in addition to that some tight shorts, and white sneakers and socks. He didn’t...

My messy top 4 favorite on UMD what's your favorite?

home made sextoy our homemade sex toy, how can you reproduce this? buy the following items: 1 meter of water pipe steel 1.5 meter chain 1 sets of handcuffs 2 key rings sandpaper Remove the two handcuffed to each other and secure the c...