Take out the Trash
By: Mike Scott aka Joseph North


Michael stood in the mirror as he looked at his outfit a blue shirt that bore the shows title Take out the Trash in addition to that some tight shorts, and white sneakers and socks. He didnt want to go on this show but he needed money and though he could atleast pull off second place.. He headed out of the dressing room on to stage his other 2 competitors Sarah a cute brunet with a tan skin and blue eyes wherein the same outfit but in green, and Jack a talk well toned man with short black hair bronze skin and a natural smile wherein a red outfit comparing the two to himself, he was rather lanky and normal looking. He sighed wondering if that would be a problem for him. They each stood at there matching podiums as the audience cheered the game starting as the host Hannelie clad in a sexy black workers uniform that was nice and tight to show that she had curves in all the right places, skipped out on stage Mmmmmm my some of our contestants look worried today. They should because we have a nasty trash pile awaiting the loser with donations from Sallys bakery, Beuno Italian kitchen and of course out own nasty nasty gunge! She waited as the audience let out some applause. As those of you who have seen the show know we play 3 rounds the winner gets a nice vacation the second place gets some money and the loser.well the loser goes down the garbage shoot and gets. She stopped holding her hands out to the audience letting them finish for her, Taken out with the trash! the audience shouts. The camera pans out to reveal a long tube slide leading to a massive dumpster for the unlucky loser to be sent down. Hannelie smiles returning back to her host podium. Alright round one will be as always a trivia round if you know the answer buzz in, first place in this round gets to stay clean second and third will face a messy challenge so lets begin.
Following that round Jack was in the lead with 60 points, Sarah in second with 30, and Mike was in third place with 20. Mike and Sarah came out from behind the podiums motioned out by Hannelie who lead them over to there first challenge Alright Sarah, Mike since you are on take out the trash we decided to recruit you as a garbage man and lady. Here you have to 10 bags of garbage each some are filled with gunge others with confetti your goal is to get all 10 of your bags into the dumpster. The winner gets 10 points the loser gets their remaining bags opened over there head and be careful if one of your bags break open its a 30 second penalty. Hannelie raised her hand and let it drop shouting. Go! Mike and Sarah rushed to the bags tossing them into the dumpster Sarah was a bit athletic but Mike was much faster he was in the lead 5 to 6 when his fifth bag broke, he looked down at the confetti in disbelief as Sarah races ahead of him having only 2 bags left by the time he was aloud to continue. It was pointless to try and win at this point and was only able to get 1 more bag in leaving 3 to go over his head. The stage hands lead him over to the chair as Sarah stuck her tongue out heading back to her podium only a little sweaty from the contest. Mike shut his eyes as the first one was pored over his head it dripped down slow at first then poured it was soft goopy custard, it slide off his head onto his shoulders, sliding down his face onto his shirt at first then into his shirt causing him to lean forward slightly only to get the goop down the back of his shirt groaning as the custard pooled in his lap. He sat back as the custard stopped pouring only to get the second bag full of cre spinach it plopped down on his head and body and smelled so nasty as it slid down with the custard. He groans as the final bag was opened and dumped on his heat thick cream came out and slide down along him with the custard he was forced to sit in the chair as they went to commercial before being given a towel to dry up as they got ready for the next round.
Hannelie welcomed everyone back as she went over the scores, welcome back to take out the trash for those of you just joining, Jack is in the lead with 60 points from winning the Q&A round, Sarah is just a little Sweaty in second place from winning the challenge with 40 points and dripping goop in third with 20 is Mike who lost and got what a loser deserves ok onto our next round. Hannelie lead the contestants down to, a pile of cans she smiles at the 3. We decided to take a new approach to the needle in the haystack finding gold cans in the recycled can pile. We have hidden 8 cans in this big 5 foot pile of cans and you 3 will need to find them within the next 2 min the 3 dove into the pile searching for the gold painted cans as the clocked ticked away they would grab a gold can when ever they found them and rush setting them back up on the table. The buzzer sounded signaling the end of the 2 min leaving Jack with 6 Sarah with 1 and Mike with 1. Mike looked down almost pouting as Hannelie came up and patted his back. Dont worry Mike you will have one more chance in round 3 she grabbed a pie and slammed it into his face leaving him alone and walking over to Sarah, You didnt do so good either Miss Sarah.
Im sorry Im not going to be pied am I?
Yes you are and worse.
She slipped another pie pushing it into Sarahs face then lead the 2 cream covered contestants over to an X in the middle of the stage and the audience gave a countdown.
3
2
1
Nasty black slime covered the 2 Sarah let out a yelp and as the slime slide down the front of her shirts, she leaned forward and yelped again as it slide down the back of her shorts. Mike kept his head down letting the slime run down his back as it slid into his shorts too adding to the gunge already coating him. They cut to commercial with a freeze frame on the 2 slimy contestants.
Hannelie welcomed everyone back to the show for the final round before the dreaded trash shoot, going over the scores Jack Is in the lead with 120 and safe from the shoot, so that just leaves Sarah with 40, and Mike with 30. So now that we know who is winning its just a matter of determining who is losing. Jack was lead to a comfortable chair to relax and watch the rest of the show, while Mike and Sarah were lead to the start of the obstacle course. Hannelie walked them through the course The course is simple and set up like the cleaning process at a dump firs both contestants run through a tunnel getting sprayed down with water and some cleaning foam then across the balance beam but be careful if you full into the icky green muck below it will cost you time to get out after that into the pit of recyclables, then into the nasty trash pit filled with nasty slime and trash coffee filters and egg shells could be seen on the top surface, out on the other side run along the pad and grab your colored flag who ever gets back first gets second place and avoids going down the trash shoot
The audience counted down 3, 2, 1 and they where off Mike took the lead as they went through the tunnel being sprayed from all sides and getting a face full of the foam, he heard a yelp behind him as Sarah slipped and bolted ahead to the balance beam. He took a breath and started along the board shook a little as Sarah climbed on close behind him. He made it to the other side and started into the recyclables moving through the container slowing him down considerably, Sarah gaining on him as he climbed out and into the trash groaning as he took his first nasty step he could feel the slime and trash in his shorts he slogged through it each step bringing a new nasty surprise. Sloshing forward grabbing onto the ladder he risked a look back and Sarah was halfway through the trash groaning just like he did. Mike climbed out and grabbed his flag just as Sarah reached the platform mike ran back and jumped into the trash groaning again as he sloshed his way back then back into the recycling Sarah moving faster gaining on him more and more. He reached the balance beam and started across panicking a bit the board shook again as Sarah climbed on, he felt his footing slipping thanks to the trash he groaned as he slipped and went into the nasty brown gunge. He swam out and rushed to the ladder but he could already see Sarah on the other side and she was heading for the tunnel fast the foam and water started just as he reached the top and the cheering started as he made his way through the tunnel, he had lost. Cameras zoomed in on a celebrating Sarah as the show cut to its last commercial break.
Hannelie was waiting at the top of the slide as the show came back Thank you everyone so much for watching. Jack is heading off to beautiful Miami Beach, and Sarah is heading home with a nice 1,000 bucks after a good shower of course. But before the we say goodbye for this week we have a loser to deal with. She smile as the stage hands lead Mike over to the slide he had a worried look on his face Hannelie made a big show of holding her nose. Ewwwwe the loser smells this week. She giggled to her self. Well I suppose he should on this show losers like Mike here are trash, and we treat them as such, and audience what do we do on this show? Take out the trash! Hannelie smiled at the look on Mikes face he was looking at her begging her not to send him down please no he mouthed, she gave him a little wave and her dazzling smile before sending him down the slide with her foot he yelped as he slid the slide was coated with nasty grease and he got faster and faster until he saw the end shutting his eye he felt the bottom of the slide go out from under him sending him face first into the dumpster waiting for him at the bottom, the trash was even more nasty then what he had climbed through and it went everywhere he could feel the pastries cre in his shorts and on his chest. The slime covered him and as he made his way to the surface the camera got one last shot of him as the credits rolled and the audience laughed and began making there way out of the studio. Mike climbed out covered from head to tow in slime and trash as he sighed now not only had he been humiliated but he still had money troubles he started to make his way back stage, only to be greeted by Hannelie who lead him to the showers before leaving she handed him a card I could use a model like you on my website you have a face that says gunge me, think about it, it pays well. Mike looked at the card before stepping into the shower. Maybe his money problems were over after all.