Hi There, first post but here goes... I was having a wild weekend a while ago and met a beautiful girl in a club, I'm not new to Trans but wasn't sure. However when we got back to mine it was quick to realise I had mistaken the girl element and had a...

Hi All! This blog is going to answer some of the questions that I get all the time from the wonderful people on the fantastic UMD. I figure that if I am asked the same question in private three or more times, then many times that are wondering the s...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 10. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/8/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the we...

I went to a favourite kink club in London this week in which men dress in women's fetishware or nightclothes. It's a very sociable place and I have always had a good time there. This time I got chatting to a cute guy in a shoulderless crop top and ti...

Mysty's essential oil mishap. For MSMystique. By PrimeSlimeTime. UMD.net 2019. You are the quality control officer of a global cosmetics chain, your plant at one site suddenly breaking down during a crucial manufacturing process. They rush you to...

Newsroom exposed and live on air. Justine and Michelle go at each other live on air. By PrimeSlimeTime. UMD.net 2019. There was some tension in the air today, as Justine arrived on set for the usual news and weather broadcast during the midday sh...

While my Patreon Page has been developing nicely it's still a little new so I don't see the harm in giving it a little boost. After all, it's the perfect platform to create the find of story I've long dreamed to create. While a large portion of it is...

So I've realised that it's been absolutely ages since I've gotten messy, well since it's almost Christmas and I love playing with shaving cream I decided that I'm going to turn myself into a shaving cream snowman tomorrow and then slime myself with a...

So my girlfriend and I - well my on again and off again girlfriend- are headed to a holiday party tonight and I told her I have every intention of pushing her in the pool. She of course responded that if I did that she'd throw me in shortly thereaft...

So..in the interest of breaking out from the crowd and making my mark, I figure starting out with an upload of this cool Commission I acquired from the amazing Toast435 which can be seen here in my gallery as well as the attachment at the bottom- htt...

Hey everybody! Thanks for all of the likes, comments, messages, chattings, and etc. As my blog title said, my birthday is coming, it is Dec 22th. I am here to open an interactive messy game which is all about shaving foam pies. Before my birthday,...

A start of a wetlook story I posted a long time back Location: Ten Forward Characters: Shelby and Deanna Troi Deanna approached the table and as she got closer, Shelby could see the way her tight jumpsuit emphasised her cleavage, and the gentle bo...

Carrying on with the boost of my Patreon Page, I figure it's a good idea to share the different pledge levels that you can choose from. Each is largely an expansion of the tier below it. I have no price wall. All content I produce will be available t...

Janet & Carla's Jungle Peril. For Belle In Boots. Part 1. By PrimeSlimeTime. UMD.net. DEC, 2019. Carla couldn't believe what she was hearing down her phone. Her boss Janet was putting her in an awful position, forcing her to make a rushed deci...

Beverly's Peanut Butter Play. For Beverley. By PrimeSlimeTime. (C) UMD.net 2019. Beverley was glad to get out of of work for the day even though it was a short day for her, the weather was turning, her thoughts focused on other things. She loved he...

Played my second game of WAM trivial This time with a new opponent Rules were same as before Player lands on a piece question and answers correctly then player slimed his opponent If the player answers wrong he gets slimed himself. The loser was...

I never really paid much attention to the blogs here on UMD, but now that I've found them, I think I'll share a recent story from a shoot I had before the holidays. It was a shower shoot in a hotel with a model I had worked with before. The shower st...

So, 2019 was, in short, a bit of a downer healthwise. Diabetes control has been rubbish - trying to find right meds that don't: upset stomach; wee constantly and actually reduce your blood sugars. Yes, I have been dieting and cutting out as much sug...

I'm back and firing on all cylinders, creativity wise. And I've got a cracker of a story to start things off. Picture the scene if you will..a New Years Party hosted by a celebrity. And what party isn't complete without games. And I'm sure it goes wi...

Hey everyone! Well its 2020! after comming up to 15 years of filming gunge im still here! Theres alot that has changed I wont bore you with the details but thanks for supporting me! Firstly I havent retired from gunge. The plan is to get messy bu...

I went shopping for new suits while they were on sale. While the salesman was measuring the pants and we were deciding on what cuff and how I wanted them to hang he asked if there was a special occasion that was coming up. I told him I needed some n...

Excited to announce that I now have trialled my own set up/messy space at my private place and can now hold many more sessions!!! So I am currently in the process of sorting some dates and ingredients for my Jello WAM wrestling and food fight sessio...

I was desperate for the job on the farm. It wasn't heavy work, if successful, I'd be responsible for taking orders, in the office. I'd had a really good interview, and had been invited back for a second one, and asked to bring details of references....

While writing my last blog, I was reminded of some of the other of my favorite times I had gotten wet with that girlfriend. There were two other times on that same trip alone, which I'll get to in futures blogs. But for now, I'll throw it back to the...

So, I don't want to use my ex-girlfriend's real name, but it's getting burdensome writing about our experiences together and never mentioning her name, so I've decided to make one up. Since I don't know anyone named Tiffany in real life, that will b...