I was chatting with a Facebook friend this evening and I mentioned about my bodypaint obsession. This friend had known me for a few years as someone who loves to be coated in paint and has a sexual attraction to being coated in paint. I mentioned to...

I wish I was 14 again. I was 14 when I played my first game with a forfeit. It was with the son of a friend of the family. We were both the same age, and had been friends forever. I'm not sure how the game came about, but we couldn't play a strip...

Tonight we are going to be recording a few new pictures and videos for you lovely people here on UMD. First I'll need help picking my outfit, the options are: A white crop top with a slutty pink skirt! A white crop top and brown stirrup leggings!...

I will be in Baltimore 3/31-4/2. I'm looking to get messy with dessert toppings no saviors no women. Let's get real messy. Creamy pies , pie sandwiches , thick gunge. Sit in a chair n just take it or me. One at a time. I need somebody that is s...

I'll keep this intro brief, since i got on a tangent and had to make a separate post under Blogs! As per request combined with Wam Story Archive disappearing... again... here is a repost of the lost final chapter that is...: PPPPP(P3) Pete's Priva...

Looking for these videos of a few models from Anglefan's website from ages ago, found the pics on the Internet Archive, would love to have or even buy. I think the first couple of pics are Anastasia and I'm not sure about the right couple pics. There...

I will doing video shoot day at end of this month So I am open for ideas suggestions and of course video custom Venue will be in hotel room kept that in mind btw I want do some in bathroom and maybe in main area IDK One idea is having some one thr...

I seem to have that thing where I'll buy something to WAM in but reluctant to do so. I recently bought a singlet for wamming but having to noticed that is was the only one available and quite expensive, I'm think twice about trashing it. I found ano...

I am not new to the fetish world however i am new to the WAM world. When I was introduced to the idea of this world my mind immediately needed to know more. I had so many questions and thankfully my friend was some what of an expert. I have learned s...

So many exciting and new adventures I am about to embark on! Reading other peoples blog's and stories have really put things in perspective for me. All of the things I never would have thought of to do with pies or other people. The fantasys I have a...

Hey folks, I thought I'd put out an update on what I'm up to for the next couple of months. We had the Summer London Splunch last week, which went really well. The turnout grew throughout the evening, I saw some familiar faces and met some lovely...

THIS STORY DETAILS HOW I CAME TO BE A MUDDY BOOT FETISHIST. THIS IS THE TRUE AND FACTUAL BIOGRAPHY OF ONE CHILD'S BULLYING BY OTHER CHILDREN. THIS IS A TRUE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL STORY. I TRY TO ADDRESS VERY COMPLEX EXPERIENCES AND ISSUES THAT LEAD TO MY...

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Have you ever just sat back and looked at your life and thought man what is missing??? I had recently been questioning my life and wondering why I felt so bored and lost and I have now figured out what was missing...FUN was missing...the joy of doing...

Well what a night Splosh Master and I have been up to our old tricks again this afternoon. It's so hot here where we are I decided I needing cooling down. Well first was the custard which I'm sure started to bubble in the heat then next came lots of...

So, its been awhile since I've actually gotten messy. For anyone that reads this, you know I'm here generally a lot, and post a lot. However, I don't have actual content myself. The main reason I haven't changed that is because of a slump I've rea...

Hey everyone, I was looking forward to post my dirty videos and picture sets here on UMD. However I saw that for non US Citizens the payout is only paypal, which I don't want to use anymore because I had large issues in the past. I will check it ou...

i currently have a bag of marshmallows that are in my vinyl panty, and with the hypnosis from tonight that im going to sleep with means grinding, and slow dry humping counter tops. Then a bit more hypnosis for sensation and tingling, along with takin...

During the years, I have collected many pictures of sexy girls. I love to see them wet and I love to see them underwater. You can find many pictures at my Tumblr page, you can find it here: https://uwfantastic.tumblr.com/archive. You'll find some...

Danny, Rachel, and Mia had been friends for a long time. And I mean like a loooong time, since they were all in preschool together. Now being seniors in highschool they used their newfound freedom to have lunch everyday together during school. The th...

...For those that don't know, the below attached image is Kiku, a devoted wam convert and social media starlet who likes nothing better than to combine the two. Kiku is soon to become a regular on my Patreon where she will star in messy selfies if yo...

For as long as I can remember, I've always had a very visceral reaction to all things wet and messy. The earliest memory I have of something like this happened when I was five years old. It was a hot summer day and I was with my family on a country d...

I was surprised the first time I had a dream about something messy. I felt an incredible amount of shame, because I dreamed about one of my classmates and her mom. I was in Kindergarten and my classmate's name was *******. Her mom was a business prof...

One time when I was about 6, I got my brand new sneakers muddy. My parents house was next to a dirt road with some woods on the other side. This dirt road always seemed to be wet and muddy. I remember I would always walk as near as I could to the pud...

....and I do mean old. Something I first read back in my early teens..so over 25 years ago. Something about a young woman enjoying a night in a factory with a lot of sweet treats including custard. As far as I remember she was wearing a sweater or a...