Does anyone have a solid idea of measurement proportions for mixing the perfect cake batter slime and oatmeal?

So this blog post is a bit of an experimental discussion (not a retelling of a real life scene). The truth is I absolutely hate writing blog posts. When it comes to writing I much prefer to craft an epic fantasy or sci-fi story or dish out some ero...

Classic Pink Gunge: In 5 Gal bucket, fill 1/3 with instant oat meal (cooked) Add equal volume applesauce Add 2-4 bottles strawberry syrup (usually by the nesquick) Add 2 or more strawberry chocolate milk drink powder (more powder makes pinker grunge...

I seem to have that thing where I'll buy something to WAM in but reluctant to do so. I recently bought a singlet for wamming but having to noticed that is was the only one available and quite expensive, I'm think twice about trashing it. I found ano...

I am not new to the fetish world however i am new to the WAM world. When I was introduced to the idea of this world my mind immediately needed to know more. I had so many questions and thankfully my friend was some what of an expert. I have learned s...

So many exciting and new adventures I am about to embark on! Reading other peoples blog's and stories have really put things in perspective for me. All of the things I never would have thought of to do with pies or other people. The fantasys I have a...

Hey folks, I thought I'd put out an update on what I'm up to for the next couple of months. We had the Summer London Splunch last week, which went really well. The turnout grew throughout the evening, I saw some familiar faces and met some lovely...

Who be pied on New Year this Friday and I'm pieing my face too on the New Year.

Here is my experience ordering a custom from one of my favourite models Penny Lee. This time, the custom was ordered via OnlyFans. I told her what I wanted, and paid via OF tip. Again, as normal, it was easy to do and Penny got it perfect! I asked...

Have you ever just sat back and looked at your life and thought man what is missing??? I had recently been questioning my life and wondering why I felt so bored and lost and I have now figured out what was missing...FUN was missing...the joy of doing...

Well what a night Splosh Master and I have been up to our old tricks again this afternoon. It's so hot here where we are I decided I needing cooling down. Well first was the custard which I'm sure started to bubble in the heat then next came lots of...

So, its been awhile since I've actually gotten messy. For anyone that reads this, you know I'm here generally a lot, and post a lot. However, I don't have actual content myself. The main reason I haven't changed that is because of a slump I've rea...

'Please..please..quiet. Quiet please.' Zoe's voice echoed around the interior of the castle, the reverberations drowned out by the unearthly wailing and eerie howling that she had utterly failed to silence. For anyone it would have been a vain attemp...

"Kelsey's Home Affairs". PrimeSlimeTime. UMD.NET 2020. Adult sexual themes and fetish. A work of fiction. "The rain beckons". Kelsey waited patiently at the front desk, her overcoat at the ready, her company office foyer fifteen floors up in the c...

So, Here's the deal sometimes dreams do come true I went camping out on the side of the road inside of a slot canyon in the desert for a week to relax and find myself, as one does, and it was pretty magnificent if I say so miles of trailblazer hikes...

"Janet's Jungle Peril". Episode 1. For Belle In Boots. (C) 2019-2021. 62 Pages. No resemblance to persons alive or otherwise, adult themes, fiction & sexual references. Commenced 20/12/2019. First draft & edit completed 29/1/2021. Needs fee...

My Antipodean Buddy urged me to post some naked pictures. I love being muddy in speedos, but when they come off, the feeling of the velvety mud is especially exquisite as I squish my backside into the liquid gloop. The feeling of that heavy mud plopp...

A Muddy Creek Adventure. Part 3. 02/10/2021. First draft. 1st edit 02/14/2021. A sexy wet clothes adventure. Fictional. "Talk Of The Town". Friday night and pool comp night, Jenny raring to go win another hundred bucks or more, her best effort n...

The fun fair was always a big deal when it came to town. It only came twice a year, spring and autumn but the whole town liked to take part when it arrived. The stalls always varied, but there were always the typical things you'd find anywhere hook...

A lot has happen though the past few years and I just needed to take the time to focus on that or to take it easy once things slowed down. However I really do enjoy this site and I was just starting back in 2018 but so many things outside my control...

For as long as I can remember, I've always had a very visceral reaction to all things wet and messy. The earliest memory I have of something like this happened when I was five years old. It was a hot summer day and I was with my family on a country d...

I was surprised the first time I had a dream about something messy. I felt an incredible amount of shame, because I dreamed about one of my classmates and her mom. I was in Kindergarten and my classmate's name was *******. Her mom was a business prof...

One time when I was about 6, I got my brand new sneakers muddy. My parents house was next to a dirt road with some woods on the other side. This dirt road always seemed to be wet and muddy. I remember I would always walk as near as I could to the pud...

Tonight we are going to be recording a few new pictures and videos for you lovely people here on UMD. First I'll need help picking my outfit, the options are: A white crop top with a slutty pink skirt! A white crop top and brown stirrup leggings!...

I will be in Baltimore 3/31-4/2. I'm looking to get messy with dessert toppings no saviors no women. Let's get real messy. Creamy pies , pie sandwiches , thick gunge. Sit in a chair n just take it or me. One at a time. I need somebody that is s...