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Dine and Dash
By randomwamx
Posted 8/30/21     925 views
Danny, Rachel, and Mia had been friends for a long time. And I mean like a loooong time, since they were all in preschool together. Now being seniors in highschool they used their newfound freedom to have lunch everyday together during school. The three would walk down to whatever spot they were eating at and be back in time for the next period. Today started off relatively normal besides the new bakery that had opened up. Rachel begged the other two to go there for lunch and after some convincing they went to the sweets shop.

As Danny walked in with the others, he was hit with an overwhelming fragrance of cream pie and could see that there were pies of all kinds decorating the room. Now that Danny was actually here he was excited to try all the pies and the three sat down to order. A college age girl came over to their table to get their orders. She was dressed as a traditional french maid with all the frills, the hat, everything.She had black fishnet stockings going up her legs to a short black maid skirt and her black push up bra pushed her boobs out a bit showing off some cleavage. She made a good bit of noise against the head wood floor with her high heels when she walked. It also didn't seem to be an accident that the waitress's skirt was very short giving Danny a good look at her long beautiful slender legs and the black shiny stockings she wore over them. At about 5'5 she was about 3 inches shorter than Danny and couldn't look any less threatening as she spoke with a soft southern accent and took everyone's orders. As she walked away she dropped her notebook for the orders and bent down to grab it. This definitely caught Danny's eye as he snuck a peak at the waitress's tight tan ass that was not at all covered by the black thong of the maid's costume. Rachel and Mia noticed this and smirked at each other.

As the waitress comes back and places the orders on the table she mentions that the three friends will be their last customers for the afternoon but to take their time, and quickly gives a wink to rachel. The three enjoy their pastries and wait for the check. Danny checks his wallet and sees he just has enough money to pay for his food and sighs with relief, he would hate to embarrass himself in front of this hot college waitress. Just as he looks up he sees Rachel and Mia making a beeline to the door. The waitress yells at them to stop but they make it through the door leaving Danny with the waitress and two meals that need to be paid for.

The waitress just glares at Danny asking how he plans to pay for this. Danny panics and begins to start apologizing saying he only has money for his food. The waitress does not seem pleased with his excuse however and tells him he's gonna have to work off the other meals for his friends. When Danny asks what he's supposed to do to work it off and the waitress smirks. She tells Danny to just sit tight and she'll be back with his uniform telling him he's going to help with a little marketing.

Danny gulps
Uniforms? Marketing? What is she talking about? Danny thinks to himself

The waitress returns holding a camera and a maid outfit matching hers
"This here is for you" she smiles cutely and deviously

Danny's heart drops, is he actually gonna have to dress up in that?

"Go on. Get dressed we have a photoshoot to get done"

Danny looks up at the waitress finally noticing her name tag that read "KELLY"
"Kelly please, are you really going to make me do this?"

After hearing this, Kelly flips Danny out of his chair onto the ground.
"Excuse me trainee! You will address your seniors properly so you will call me Miss Tarte at all times!"

Danny in shock looked up and the devilishly cute but terrifying smile of Miss Tarte. He could tell she was serious. Danny meekly replied,
"Okay Miss Tarte,.... But could you at least turn around while I put it on?"

Miss Tarte sighed
"Well then I wouldn't be able to make sure you put on all of the parts of the uniform"
She then tosses him the lingerie part of the costume including the black frilly bra and thong as well as the black shiny stockings
Miss Tarte locked eyes with Danny
"Put them on now"
Danny gazed into her eyes and realized she meant him no real harm, there seemed like something else was going on. Although Danny knew something was up he wasn't focused on figuring all that out, he only could focus on the words Miss Tarte told him
"Yes Ma'am..." as he shyly turns away breaking the eye contact
Miss Tarte crouches down to Danny and grabs his chin pulling his eyes to meet hers
"It's Miss. Tarte."
She stands up and sits on the table
Danny gets up and straightens the chair before sitting down and taking his shoes off. He can feel the burning glare of Miss Tarte and dared not look up
Miss Tarte tapped her fingers against the table as he slowly stripped before getting up
Danny, now starting to slowly take his socks off, looks up as she walks to the decoration pies along the shelves.
Miss Tarte turns around quickly and locks eyes with Danny again
"Keep going, I didn't tell you to stop"
Danny immediately put his head back down to take off his socks his cheeks burning red with embarrassment
"And hurry up! It's closing time and I don't want to have to stay late"
With this Miss Tarte giggles and turns back around
Danny, his heart racing, begins to pull his socks off faster and then pulls off his shirt
Miss Tarte turns around again this time holding a lime green pie and approaches Danny
Danny hesitantly removes his shorts leaving him in just his underwear.
He began to feel embarrassed until he saw Miss Tarte licking the cream off the pie she was holding
He went into a daze, captivated by Miss Tarte and her seduction. He didn't even realize that he pulled down his underwear leaving him revealing both his naked body and his clear arousal.
Miss Tarte noticed however and put down the pie on the table and began to look Danny up and down
"Interesting, I'm not sure this is appropriate at work, at least not on the first day!"
She pulls out a spatula about 16 inches long and flicks Danny's erection making his cock bounce a bit
"It seems I'll have to punish you"
Punish me? Is this already not punishment? Danny thought to himself, stripped down as he prepared to don a maid costume.
"Alright, well get on with it then" Miss Tarte taunts
Danny reluctantly grabbed the lingerie
"Danny." Miss Tarte's sharp tongue saying his name pierced his heart and he immediately took the lingerie off the hangar before putting on the black thong panties over his erection.
"Awww that's better" Miss Tarte circles Danny who's looking uncomfortable in a poorly fitted thong. She kneels in front of Danny to adjust his thong trying to contain his manhood. She manages to keep his balls in the silk fabric but his erection remained poking out the top.
"Hmm this just won't do, in needs more space in the front" Miss Tarte says
She pulls up on the side of the thong bringing the light fabric to wedgie up in between Danny's butt cheeks. Danny grunts and Miss Tarte finishes pulling and adjusts the thong to fully cover Danny's cock and balls.
"Alrighty now, put those stockings there on while I strap on your bra."
Danny could do nothing but hang on every word she said and nothing would make him happier than to obey her. She straps on the bra as Danny finishes the second stocking. His legs shiny and his butt cheeks infiltrated, Danny stood there as Miss Tarte stared him down.
He of course knew what to do next.
He pulled up the mini skirt, just as short if not shorter than Miss Tarte's. Then he puts the top part of the costume on which he's sure is smaller than Miss Tarte's and leaves his stomach and shoulders exposed. Miss Tarte finishes the look with the cute maid hat and takes a picture of her new employee.
"Wow you look great! Now time for the photoshoot, we're the only ones here so I can do whatever I want with the place,"
She picks up the lime green pie
"I can do whatever I want with these pies,"
"And I can do whatever I want with you"
She takes a finger swipe of the pie and puts some on Danny's nose.
Part 2

Danny shivers in his slutty maid costume, unsure of what Miss Tarte planned to do with him.
Miss Tarte started by setting up the camera in position, to be pointed right at Danny is his humiliating outfit. Miss Tarte then set the lime green pie on the seat before going to collect more pies.
"You can take a seat right there" she says pointing to the pie chair
Danny begins to sit down before he is stopped by Miss Tarte
"No No No that's not how you do it." She then flips up the back of the mini skirt exposing Danny's smooth ass, wedgied tight from the thong and only covered by the shiny stockings.
"Now you may sit"
Danny uncomfortably squishes his bottom into the green pie, the cream soaking into his thong and smushing between his butt cheeks.
"That's just the first taste" Miss Tarte whispers into Danny's ear close enough to feel her breath and send a shiver down his spine.
"Now pose!"
She turns to the camera and flashes a peace sign and a big smile.
Danny squirmed in his chair as the goo seeped into his thong.
"Hmm what next" Miss Tarte takes her time selecting the next punishment
She takes two creamy white pies and approaches danny
Suddenly Danny's vision goes white as Miss Tarte sandwiches his face in the pies then points and laughs at him for the camera.
Danny now blind from the pies starts to wipe his eyes but then feels Miss Tarte grab his wrists
"Ah ah ahhh, No hands."
Danny feels metal clamp around his wrists, he doesn't need to see what's happening to realize that he's being handcuffed.
Miss Tarte cuffs him and raises his arms before locking a carabiner to the handcuffs which was tied to a rope pulling his arms up, raising him out of his chair slightly.
The pie under his ass stuck to his cheeks for a moment before sliding off leaving a stain of lime green cream on his asscheeks and thighs.
Miss Tarte takes this opportunity to reach under the suspended maid and rubs his creamy ass through the tight stockings.
"Oh my You seem to have some cake here darling, ooooh just makes me want to smack it and grab it.."
She pulls the rope a little more and Danny lifts up from the chair even more.
"MmmMMmmmMmm.. Damn Danny you have a very fine butt indeed, so shapely and bubbly I bet it jiggles, doesn't it"
Miss Tarte slowly gilded her finger from Danny's lower back down his creamy butt crack, scooping up some cream.
"Oh just you wait Maids here at the bakery go through much wilder things than this, and it's an integral part of this business's entertainment."
She pulls the rope again and lifts Danny to a fully standing position but just barely as he remains on his toes, fully stretched out to stay somewhat on the ground.
Miss Tarte approaches Danny from behind, her smaller frame placed her head at about Danny's chest level now that he's forced to be on his tippy toes.
"Mmmm I just love the Curve of your ass," Miss Tarte slides her hands from Danny's lower thighs up to his waste. "You don't really need this frilly little mini skirt do you? It hides your amazing features." She pulls down the mini skirt to his ankles and places her hand on his now exposed ass, hardly protected by the creamy thong riding up in between his bum cheeks. She gropes his butt squeezing the cream out of her hand and getting a good fistful of danny's behind before winding up and smacking his ass. The ass smack causes a small ripple and begins to jiggle.
"Hahaha! That's amazing it totally does! Hahahaha!" she spanks him again and gives him another cheek squeeze.
"You are sooo cute!... Your tits are pretty small though. I can fix that!
Miss Tarte pulls out whipped cream cans and 2 balloons. She fills the balloons to the max so they're squishy and booblike to squeeze. She places these makeshift messy breasts right in Danny's bra which bulges making him seem like he really does have boobs.
"Oh these are so fun to play with hehe, you have some gorgeous boobies newbie!" Miss Tarte continues to squeeze, and smush and fool around with the whipped cream balloon boobies.
"Alright Missy! You're starting to look like a real Walnut And Moody maid! Now.. how to make the most of this hmm Oh! I know!
Still blind from the pie and unable to clear his eyes, Danny could only imagine what Miss Tarte was doing.
He suddenly felt something click, which he could only assume was another carabiner, and attach to the back of his thong.
Miss Tarte came around to the front of Danny and got real close to his face
"I'm gonna want to be able to see your face for this" She whispered
She then proceeded to stick her tongue out and lick the cream off from around Danny's lips before wiping his face clean with her hand and spanking his booty with her cream covered hand.
As she pulled on a rope the handcuffs lowered while the other rope hooked to his panties began to rise up, stretching them tight across his ass crack.
He began to be suspended in an awkward position where his round shiny slimy butt was hanging in the air above the chair while his hands lowered and left dangling him face down. His ankles were tied to the handcuffs making him curl his legs in.
Now with Danny wedgied up and awkwardly dangling above the chair, Miss Tarte moved in with a pie. She placed the pie crust side down laying it on Danny's sticky green butt before breaking the crust and leaving a heap of white fluffy cream on his lower back and ass. Danny could feel the weight of the pie and the crust crumble. She then put a cherry on top of the 6 inch pile of cream.
"A good maid knows how to keep balance, keep this cherry balanced on your bum or else you get punished."
Danny was getting a good sense he's screwed no matter what. She's recording, humiliating, and dominating him and he knew it. What he couldn't figure out is how this all happened but he was starting to think about was how Miss Tarte knew his name.
Before he could dwell on it Miss Tarte was at his side and starting to swing him like a pendulum.
"Ohh! This will be fun! I'm gonna swing you right into a big pie! It'll make for a great picture for wall art in the shop!"
Danny rocked back and forth swinging by the ropes attached to his handcuffs as well as the one wedgieing him harder and harder the further he swung.
"Okay that should be good."
She grabbed the pie and held it up. As he swung back she moved the pie closer, right where his face was going. He saw the inevitable and closed his eyes bracing for the impact of the pie.
Suddenly he felt himself swing back without slamming into this pie. He opened his eyes and saw Miss Tarte giggling, still holding up the unused pie. He started swinging back towards the pie and right then Miss Tarte moved it to the spot his face was going. He only had time to gasp before face planting into the gooey cream. As he swung away, his face peeled away from the pie leaving him creamed all over while his mouth was open wide in shock.
Miss Tarte burst out laughing, " HAHAHA! Your face! Oh My God that was PRICELESS! I'm soooo glad I got that on camera."
Danny continued to dangle back and forth, mouth still agape, stunned from the pie he received.
Miss Tarte slowed his swinging and lowered the ropes slightly. Danny's face was now about waist level with Miss Tarte. She brought the camera behind Danny, not that he could see with his face covered. She pointed the camera angled up behind Danny's butt, getting a good view of his already cream covered panties which at this point didn't cover much as they wedgied up Danny's ass crack. With two creamy cheeks and a wicked wedgie, Miss Tarte thought the best way to proceed would be to spank Danny as he swung. She began swinging him and scooped up some cream in her hand. Danny felt her cupped hand slam down on his ass and the sensation of the cream spreading over his cheeks. As all the swinging and spanking was going on, the cherry on Danny's lower back slid down the pie cream and off onto the floor right at Miss Tarte's feet. She steps on the cherry with the back of her heel and pops it. "Well we'll well, looks like someone couldn't keep their balance"
Danny as he's swinging back protests
"What was I supposed to do I'm tied up and swinging how do you expect me to keep balancing this th-"
Right before Danny finished his thought he's caught off guard by a grip on his penis. Miss Tarte grabbed him while he was swinging, pulling on his dick as her grip fought against the swinging momentum. She moved closer and let him swing back a bit, loosening her grip but still massaging the cream into his dick over the thin panties. She eventually gets him to stop swinging, getting a few good strokes in as she slows him down.
"Now what do we do with a maid who can't balance and speaks out of turn? Hmm?"
Before Danny even thought about em responding Miss Tarte slammed a thick creamy pie in his face.
He felt something bump him On the head lightly then started feeling something poking him in the face around his mouth. MissTarte cleared Danny's face with the object she was holding. As Danny opened his eyes slightly still covered by some of the creamy pie he saw a large bright green dildo was shoved in his mouth. His mouth stuffed with green rubber cock only could manage to get out a few muffled exclamations. Miss Tarte took this time to put some nice bright red lipstick on Danny with his lips still around the dildo.
"Ahh Look at the Pretty Little Pie Slut. That's actually what we wanted to name this place but we knew that wouldn't fly. I'm glad that you're representing us well, you sexy slutty mess, oooooh I love it!"
Miss Tarte thought for a moment while Danny struggled with the cock in his mouth.
"Hmmm OH! I know what I'll do next"
Miss Tarte pulled out a sharpie from her cleavage, caressing her noticeable bust to tease Danny.
She first drew a large hairy dick on his forehead with big balls right over his eye, a long shaft going down to his cheek and the head pointing at his mouth. On the other cheek she wrote PIE ME! She then moved to his butt which at this point was still caked in cream and crust. She cleared most of the cream off of his lower back. Before cleaning his ass she gave each cheek a good smack leaving a handprint in the cream. She proceeded to trace her handprint leaving Danny's ass looking like a pretty juicy target for spanking. After clearing his butt off a bit she started going wild with the pen. She wrote JUICY on the left cheek and SLUT on the right cheek inside the handprints.
"Hmm this canvas needs more space to draw on" Miss Tarte said before taking a pair of scissors to Danny's frilly top. She cut it off but left the bra, which was still bulging with balloon boobs.
With Danny's back the new target she went to work. She wrote SPANK ME on his lower back with arrows pointing to his ass. She then started going crazy writing CUM ON ME on his back, on the back of his neck she wrote LOSER, and on the back of his thighs wrote SEXY BITCH. She then went to his stomach and wrote PROPERTY OF MISS TARTE, with arrows pointing to his cock. Lastly, she went to his fake boobs to draw nipples on the balloons and wrote SQUEEZE ME on his neck with arrows pointing down at the balloon breasts.
She put the finishing touches by adding a unibrow and another huge detailed cock on his back with the penis head pointing at the words CUM ON ME
"Ahhh perfect!"
Danny hung there for a bit while Miss Tarte admired her work and took pictures of her helpless victim.
Still suspended in the air and an absolutely humiliated mess Danny remained erect seeming to actually take great pleasure in being dominated by this cute and sexy maid.

"Oh what's this?" Miss Tarte softly grabbed the head of Danny's hard cock.
"Still horny boy? Hahaha you're so hard"
She flicked his penis
"Well good thing we've got looots of creamy, gooey, cool pies to take care of that."
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8/31/21
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Great story thanks for posting. Loved the bakery set up with a twist. Miss Tarte seems to be an expert on humiliation and love the different positions she gets Danny in.
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