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First Time Clothed Wet and Messy
By boychuckerx
Posted 7/29/16     1578 views
Growing up, I would keep a lot of VHS recordings if any of them had anything to do with anything wet or messy. Even if it was just a two minute scene or a short music video, I would keep it so I could watch it again privately later. I really loved the scene at the end of the music video for the EMF song "Lies". The members of the band all take a giant mud bath in their clothes. The mud looked so smooth and silky and just heavenly. My favorite thing to do was to go frame by frame at the part where their bodies hit the mud. Even though I always had it on mute, I would imagine that I could audibly hear the guy in the video gasping as he jumped into the mud. I could make myself cum just watching and re-watching the video. So, when Woodstock 94 happened, I was 13. We all know that a small group of people got muddy at the original Woodstock, but what was the chance that it would happen again? I should be so lucky, right? I settled in with my VCR and began recording and passively watching the festival coverage on MTV. I had two bands in mind that I definitely didn't want to miss: The Rollins Band and Nine Inch Nails. Already when I saw the Rollins Band playing in the pouring rain, I figured that was a harbinger of good things to come. Throughout the day, the video cameras showed more and more people playing and getting covered in mud. Intentional, unintentional, these people were getting fucking filthy in their street clothes. They were camping and there were likely no showers around, This was like porn to my very eyes! There was even a segment where they asked a guy why he was throwing random people into the mud! Hilarious! Additionally, there was also a guy that was filmed being taunted by Riki Rachtman and Riki dared him to eat the mud. Already the guy was completely filthy, so he shrugs his shoulders and is like, "Sure," and without hesitation, puts a big handful of mud in his mouth! Later on, Nine Inch Nails took the stage COMPLETELY COVERED IN MUD! I nearly lost it. Trent Reznor was definitely one of my childhood crushes and there he was, covered head to toe in mud! Apparently, the band had gotten into a big mud fight right before they went onstage. Trent ruined his leathers and his boots going face first in the mud. I still to this day get very aroused by destroying clathes. The photos and videos of the mud people from that day provided me with masturbation material for years to come. The funny thing is, I would absolutely hate it if I got shoved in the mud at a festival! I would be completely mortified. I imagine it would be uncomfortable and I would be far from home, and all the bare necessities I had packed with me would get wet or dirty. Doesn't sound like fun. But what did sound like fun was to replicate the situation in the privacy of my home. So, already at age 13, I had done some solo wam sessions. Most of the time, I preferred to get completely naked and cover myself with chocolate pudding, because it most resembled mud in my mind. But one day, with Trent and all my Woodstock friends in mind, I decided to get trashed with my clothes on! I found an old white gym tee and some boxer shorts. I wore panties underneath and of course, I brought my dildo along. I cooked up a quadruple sized batch of chocolate pudding. I remember my mom was unemployed at the time, so it was hard to get the house to myself for a day. I dreamed and dreamed about this day and it was finally here! I first took a big handful and smeared it across the front of my t-shirt, imagining the whole time that a complete stranger was doing this to me, intent on making me just as muddy as them! Then I scooped up more of the chocolate pudding into both my hands and smeared it up over my hair. I really enjoyed destroying these throw away clothes. I kept looking down at myself and I remember feeling very satisfied with myself, like I couldn't believe I was doing something so crazy. At my folks house, there was always the additional element of fear that someone might come home and discover me locked in the bathroom and get suspicious. I continued to smear big handfuls all over myself until I was covered. Another scenario that I found hot was not the one where someone else is making me muddy, but one where I was just rolling around in the mud by myself. I pushed my face deep into a big pile of the pudding in the bottom of the bathtub and imagined I was going face first into the mud. This made me very hot. I absolutely loved it. I kept gathering piles of the mess and burying my face down into it. There was more than enough pudding that I was able to completely coat myself with it. I inserted my toy inside myself and rolled and writhed in ecstasy until I almost felt like I could do it no more. But just the feeling of being so messy made me so turned on... I had already came, but I couldn't stop. I ripped the shirt right down the front, tore it in half and discarded it. I stripped off my shorts and panties so that I could really enjoy the sensations without the clothes getting in the way. I got off so hard, I was very proud of myself. Sure, maybe I wasn't bold enough to go dive into a giant muddy field in the country, but I could replicate it at home, and just knowing that made me very happy.
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sticky_gooey_n_slimy:
7/29/16
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that was fuckin' hot..!
boychucker:
7/30/16
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Wow! Thanks for saying so. This happened before there even was a umd, so it's pretty amazing to hear someone relate to my stories.
tiedandmessy:
8/6/16
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I LOVE this story!! I certainly relate to the thrill of getting messy in a locked bathroom - the first time I did it using a pail of dirt from the garden that I took into the bathroom and added water to make a nice pale of mud. I then got up the nerve to dunk my head into that pale of mud - I can still feel the excitement just before I dunked my head in and the wonder of what it was going to feel like. It definitely did not disappoint!!

I also thought it would have been great fun to be at Woodstock playing in the mud. I would have totally enjoyed it because part of the attraction of WAM for me is the embarrassment aspect. I certainly also just enjoy the "feeling" of the goop next to my skin when I rub it all around, but the embarrassment of having others see me that way has always been a huge turn on for me.

Anyway, I LOVE your attitude about WAM -- keep getting messy!!!!
besidethesea:
8/8/16
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I can relate to that story, I did a similar thing many times myself and I can empathise with the inability to get private time: my parents were shift workers so getting the house to myself took luck and planning. Though there was one time I got caught, so it didn't always go well.

Anyway, thank you for posting. I loved seeing the Woodstock pictures on the TV too.
hoffa73:
11/10/17
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Thank you for sharing your personal stories. It's so intimate, and so very hot.

I very much relate to being fascinated by little glimpses of messy people on tv, feeling jealous for not being there, and wishing I could see more.

I remember also guarding my private time in the bathroom, right before taking a shower in the evening. I had to use a lot of imagination with whatever I could sneak in there. Pouring shampoo over my head fully clothed and pretending I was getting slimed, or smearing a handful of hair mousse in my face and pretending it was a neighborhood girl and me in a pie fight.

Had I known there was a girl out there, somewhere, doing the same thing... I totally would have lost it!
da011621:
6/3/20
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Totally can relate to this haha. I remember finding wam when I was a late teen and thought about the same thing, using pudding or chocolate syrup as a "mud" substitute. I finally got enough courage to do such a thing when I got the whole downstairs of my parents house to myself. Late at night I got ice cream and Hershey's syrup and a pair or pantyhose (also one of my interests) and lined the shower with ice cream and Hershey's yeah it was cold but I didn't care. I knew at that point I knew what I was into and nobody could tell me otherwise. I feel as if it's different for a guy than a girl all because of the whole sensory category, y'all have beautiful breasts and a vagina and we have... well dick lol. In my opinion guys or I should say myself need that partner to fully love and experience it. Women can have a whole situation and be fine by themselves I feel. But after reading a couple of your blogs I guess I am wrong, you ladies do like/ and or crave that extra partner as well. Great story Amy, keep them coming!
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