In mid-December I decided to do a nominally Christmas-themed session in which pretty much everything was white--lots of white paint, nine mostly white pies, and a couple of cans of shaving cream. I'm also wearing a white Spandex unitard that turned out to be really unflattering), but it eventually comes off. So you've got me, a slightly rotund guy, rolling around in a lot of white mess, getting covered in paint and pied liberally, mostly in the face. If you're one of the people who likes my ass, you'll be pleased to learn that it gets painted and pied. I also sit on a pie that was still a bit too frozen to properly smush in my face, but it's not really in the shot and I was too messy to change the camera position. Oh well.

I honestly don't know if anyone wants to see this or my other videos, but after enjoying other people's content for 15+ years I feel obligated to share my own content in return. If you genuinely enjoyed this video, please let me know.