Naked in my bathtub, I spread slimy green pudding on my chest, cock, pecs, muscular arms, dump it over my head and smear it all over my face. I rub vanilla pudding over my dick and ass, slathering a lot of it between my ass cheeks then sit in the gunk that has piled up, enjoying the creamy sensation of it rubbing against my bare butt. Now that my asshole is relaxed and covered in gunge, I slowly shove an eight-inch dildo deep into my ass. Then I take a big bowl of strawberry cake batter, load it up with lots of whipped cream, and rubbing my cock with one hand, dump the whole mess over my head, covering my face in pink and white gunk. I spend several minutes pounding my ass with the dildo, stroking my long cock, spreading creamy gunge over my naked torso and rubbing my ass in the slimy mess, until finally I climax.