My buddy gets the idea that he will manage tastings for bakeries so that they do not have to do them. He tells me that it is really easy--the people will register for their tasting, the bakery will supply the items and he will handle everything else. All I have to do is make sure the clients have their samples and answer any questions.

He wants to try out different looks and run a quick trial so that he knows how everything will run.

He plants my face into a seven layer cake, really grinding it down. I can't see or hear anything from the thick frosting covering my head. Next he ladles different syrups over me before my pie sandwich. This is followed by a barrage of pies all over me. Noticing that I have something on my pants, he wants to offer a relaxed atmosphere so he rips them off of me, leaving me in a g-string, before I sit down on a cake.

He smiles--well, that looks a lot more casual.