Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the most exciting game show in the world--Who Wants to be a Millionaire?! Today's contestant is the lovely Epiphany, who thinks she's got what it takes to win the big prize. But, as may have seen before, this show doesn't just give away cash--it also dishes out a whole lot of gunge.

The rules are simple; guess the number in Jeremy's head to win a million pounds and avoid a gunging. Up till now, we've seen a 100% failure rate with each visitor finding themselves on the receiving end of a slimy dousing! [sarcasm] I wonder if she'll manage to guess!?