Every day this season I'm betting on baseball and putting my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means a pie thrown in my face and a square of my choice from the Pick Your Punishment Board, which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.

My girlfriend not only likes to pie my face hard, she likes to wedgie me hard too. In this video, I get wedgied, spanked with a pie, then get my underwear shoved in my mouth just before getting obliterated with two pies smashed hard into my face.