Oh, buckle up, 'cause I'm about to spill the beans on the mother of all trainwrecks that was this pool party. There I am, chilling by the water, taking in the scene, when my eyes lock onto James strutting in like a peacock on Viagra. This dude's wear...

Looking for WAM in all the Right Places (Song: "Looking for Love) (with apologies to Johnny Lee) I spent a lifetime looking for WAM Then I found UMD*, get me my cam Playing those WAM games, certain to win** And throwing those sweet pies and wamming...

So there I was, right in the middle of the urban circus, where the skyscrapers were shooting up like they had something to prove, and the construction orchestra was banging on my brain like a drummer on steroids. And right in the middle of this mayhe...

Let them Fly (Sung to the melody of "Let it Go" from "Frozen") (with apologies to Idina Menzel) The cream glows white on the paper plates Ready to do their thing A promise of much messiness All these pies that I should fling The pies are creating t...

I met this girl Jessica through some friends at a party one night. We talked a lot that night because she had that fun bubbly personality and smiled a lot making her fun to be around. We mostly just joked around telling stories and stuff danced some...

I met Paul and Emma (Em) at a party. It is amazing how a few drinks open up the conversation. There was a pool at the party and they threw in a guy for his birthday and when he climbed out I commented on how nice that was and I loved to do that. Th...

One summer evening, two chambermaids were walking on the beach. One of the chambermaids (Vica) was dressed in a green work robe with cord and long sleeves, the other chambermaid (Alia) was wearing a blue work robe with cord and long sleeves. Both wom...

THE STORY The members gathered to celebrate Season Closing Day. It was a day of relaxation, camaraderie, and indulgence for most, but there was one guest who always managed to sour the mood--James Anderson, the conservative columnist and perpetual t...

On another hot summer day, I see the woman in the long blue denim dress (Jenna) again. Jenna adjusted her long denim dress a bit with her hands, sat down on a sunbed and took off her shoes. Next to Jenna sat a young woman in a long gray dress (Petra)...

On a hot summer day, a woman wearing a long blue denim dress (Jenna), probably a beach vendor, was sitting on a sunbed. Next to Jenna came a fat woman wearing a long white dress with flowers (Fiona). Arranging her long white flowered dress with her r...

It was a sweltering summer's day, and the vibrant Dreamland Theme Park beckoned with promises of thrilling rides and laughter-filled adventures. Gemma and Clara, best friends since childhood, had been looking forward to this day for months. They arri...

I'm in the Mood for Wam (with apologies to Jimmy McHugh and Dorothy Fields) I'm in the mood for wam Simply because you're creamy Honey, but when you're creamy I'm in the mood for wam Chocolate is in your eyes Dark as the night we're under Oh, is it...

Pieing Me Softly (song: Killing Me Softly, Roberta Flack lyrics) (with apologies to Charles Fox and Norman Kimbel) (chorus) Strumming my heartstrings by pieing Giving me thrills with his throws Pieing me softly with his hands Pieing me softly with h...

Mark was feeling a bit down. He had just finished a relationship with his girlfriend of two years Penny. Well to be more accurate Penny had finished the relationship on the grounds that she had discovered Mark was having a fling with his Sports Physi...

My first bath with a skirt on me Seeing that during the summer some young girls and even mature women, in order to cool off, take a bath in the lake or in the sea nested in a skirt and a blouse or a T-shirt, I tried to see how I look and how I feel...

I Was Born Under a Wallowing Star (Song: "I Was Born Under a Wandering Star" from "Paint Your Wagon" (with apologies to Lerner and Loewe) I was born under a wallowing star I was born to find the mud from afar I was made for mud, rolling in the muck...

Since the Joker had been locked away in Arkham, Harley had been forced to go solo. She had been keeping the old pie and confection factory hideout in working order in Mr. J's absence. In fact, she'd even made it into a small business that would one...

On the same warm summer day, but in the afternoon, the two plump women I mentioned before, Arina and Erin, came to the beach again. This time Arina was dressed in a long shiny black skirt and a gray top with long sleeves. Erin, as at lunch, wore the...

Christmas Pies (song: Jingle Bells) To the store we go, Buying our supplies Then we knead our dough Preparing our surprise We smell crusts we bake, We set them out to cool And we know that they will break When thrown by stooge or fool, Oh, (choru...

On a hot summer day, a plump woman wearing a slightly shiny black long zippered skirt and a black sleeveless top, Arina, came to the beach. Arina sat down directly on the sunbed without raising or arranging her long slightly shiny black skirt with a...

Glory, Glory, I will pie you Mine eyes have seen the inside of a Graham Cracker crust And the cream covered my head so much I hardly could adjust When the pies go flying it does energize my lust My pies go flying on. Glory, glory, I will pie you Gl...

When Johnny Comes Throwing Pies! (with apologies to Patrick S. Gilmore) When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat The pies will fly; the men will duck And all the women, they...

NOTE This story follows on from "Revenge Restaurant" Two weeks had elapsed since Mark had faced his humiliation at the Revenge Restaurant. He ruefully reflected on the evening when Penny, assisted by her friend Danni had completely trashed him af...

Raven didn't have any real time to rest as the girls quickly devised their next form of messy fun. The girls moved towards a set of ice cream dispensers. A little clown magic conjured 3 very large ice cream cones. Raven, the never so eager guinea...

The Pie is on my Face (Song: "The Writing is on the Wall) (with apologies to Sam Smith) I've been here before But always hit the door I've spent a lifetime running And I always get away But with you I'm feeling something That makes me want to stay...