The circus ring is quiet and an air of expectation amongst the audience but there are a few tables set out with the traditional pies, cakes, tarts, jugs and bowls of dessert. There are a few moments of silence in which the audience is a little restless in spite of their good spirits. Then I appear at the side of the ring by the entrance. I am wearing my black lacy dress with some black high heel shoes. I look around the ring carefully and then gesture to someone off stage to come on and join me. After a moment a cautions looking Irina N. appears and walks on. Irina is wearing some tight light beige stretch leggings type trousers with some knee-high brown boots over the outside with a high heel. Irina is also wearing a black stretch top with a low circular neckline but long sleeves. Irina looks excited but nervous but her dark again hair is nicely done as is her makeup.

The two of us creep forward to the centre of the ring so we are just in front of the tables. Irina is clearly impressed with the whole setting. I point out that all is as I said it would be! Irina agrees that this is so but asks am I sure the clowns are not here. I express huge confidence that they are still getting ready and will be a very long time yet. Irina looks very pleased and says how we should have time for our plan. I reply yes looking smug and pleased.

Irina picks up a large cheesecake to admire, turns to show me the beauty, stumbles and comes very close to pushing it in my face! The audience laugh and I tell Irina to be careful and to put the pie down! Irina looks apologetic and does as I say. Irina then goes to sit on a chair not seeing the large lime cream cake on it! The audience gasp in anticipation of Irina squashing the cake with her bottom but I cry a warning and Irina stops just in time! It is clear that messing up Irina is not the plan today. Once again, I tell Irina to be careful. The crowd seem disappointed!

I then ask Irina if she sure is she invited our guest, Olga for the right time. Irina is very sure she got this right! I say how good this is as we should have great fun playing our tricks Olga. Irina and I discuss how great it will be to mess up Olga who is always so well behaved and nice! We say how Olga just looks too pretty and pleasant. Irina and I laugh as we recall how we asked Olga to put on her best dress to come here!

Irina asks if it was great fun when Yana came and I look a little less happy. The audience laugh as they recall what happened when Yana came to the circus and how it did not end very well for me. I recover my confidence and explain that it will be much better without the clowns and just the three of us. What we need now is for our guest to appear.

Just at that time someone appears into the circus ring walks.. Olga. Olga is looking very pretty in her stunning short black lacy dress with impressively high black heels. Olga's impressive long blonde hair is down and free. Irina and I wave at Olga in greeting and Olga comes over in her usual slightly timid way with a slightly timid smile. Irina and I warmly greet her but it's clear to the audience from our fixed smiles that we are plotting against the lovely Olga!

Olga looks round in wonder and says how pleased she is to have been asked for a tour of the circus. She hopes we like how she has dressed up for it. Irina and I say how lovely she looks. Irina talks to Olga about her dress while behind Olga's back I move the chair with the lime cake closer up behind her! The audience gasp at my evil intent but Olga seems not to notice. I pick up a nice deep banana cream pie and look from it to Olga's face profile and back again several times, clearly assessing how well it would go in her face. Olga is oblivious to all this and chats with Irina who has a wicked grin on her face.

Olga asks what happens in this part of the circus and Irina and I look very pleased that she asked. We ask Olga if she would like to see what happens here. The audience shout warnings to Olga but she seems not to hear them! Olga says she would love to see what happens! I am still holding the banana cream pie and Irina slowly picks up a jug of creamy custard. To everyone except Olga it is clear she will be a lot less smart very soon! I cannot resist asking Olga if she is really sure she wants to see. The audience scream their warning but Olga is very clear she wants to see.

I have my pie up on fingertips and am drawing it back to let Olga have it in the face when there is a loud shout of 'Stop'. I do stop and into the ring comes Natalia shaking her finger at us. Natalia is smartly dressed in her navy-blue skirt, black heels, white blouse she looks very official and correct and is even carrying a clipboard. Her blonde hair and makeup are perfect as ever. Natalia tells us all that she is in charge of Circus materials and that we are not allowed to use any of the pies or food here it is only for the clowns! Natalia is very strict and official with us. I point out that the clowns are not here and people expect to see some fun. Natalia says absolutely not no fun without the clowns. Irina and I are very cross! We were just about to really enjoy messing up Olga. Natalia is very strict and official and demands we wait for the clowns. Unbelievably even Olga looks disappointed, unaware of how Natalia's objections are the only thing keeping her clean!

The argument goes on for a little and Natalia becomes more serious and demanding. Natalia even becomes slightly rude dismissing us as 'silly girls' with no business being there. Natalia has a great sense of self-importance pointing out how she has a precise record of every pie and jug, every flan and bucket. This is not endearing her to the audience who do indeed want to see some fun and are taking a dislike to this killjoy!

Finally, she says to me 'I demand you give me that pie' pointing to the deep banana cream pie I am still holding. I get a wicked look in my eye and ask the audience if I should give Natalia the pie. The crowd may have sympathised with the super nice Olga but not with Natalia the stuffy bureaucrat. So, the audience all shout that I should! Natalia is too confident and self-assured to understand the peril to her dignity and again demands the pie! I ask the audience again if Natalia should get the pie! The audience shout even louder that she should. So, I let her have the pie right in her face!

The pie explodes with a wet noise as it hits Natalia in the face, mess shooting down her clean white blouse. The crowd laugh loudly as I rub the pie around on Natalia's face her hand is still out held as if she might still just get passed the pie. Even when I let the pie plate fall away to show Natalia's messy face she seems frozen by this sudden disaster.

But suddenly Natalia come back to life in shock and outrage at what I have done to such an important person as her! The Clown Materials' Manager! Natalia berates me for my terrible behaviour!

Natalia is fully focused on telling me off so does not notice Irina pointing at the huge jug of custard she is holding and then at Natalia! Irina's wicked intent is clear and she asks the audience if she should. The audience of course scream that she should.

Natalia is still focused on telling me how bad I am and this means she does not notice until the last moment Irina step up to her with her jug of custard! Irina pulls open the front of Natalia's white blouse. Irina giggles as she slowly pours the yellow gloop down the front of Natalia's blouse and into her white lacy bra!. Natalia's sudden silence and sagging jaw seems to confirm the extent of this humiliation.

I have picked up two pie cases overfilled with chocolate pudding, I give one to Irina and we stand either side of Natalia and then sandwich her head between the pies! Irina and I leave the broken pie crusts stuck to Natalia's messy head. I pick up a jug of thick strawberry sauce and Irina and I go behind Natalia who turns her head slowly from side to side as if looking for where we are. We quickly make Natalia know! Irina pulls open the back of Natalia's skirt and I get to pour the sauce down it, Irina lets the crowd know this is getting into Natalia's white panties! Natalia again starts to protest at this outrageous behaviour but we just ignore her.

Once the jug is empty Irina and I bend Natalia over at the waist. Natalia's face lands in a lemon cake on one of the tables and sinks deep into it, finally silencing his complaints. Irina and I pick up a deep cheesecake each and then ask the crowd if bent over Natalia should get them! The audience is fully keen on Natalia's humiliation now so happily cheer yes! So we rub the pies over Natalia's bottom with great enthusiasm!

Slowly we straighten up Natalia who seems helpless, we edge her backward and sit her on the chair with the lime cake on it. The crowd roar with laughter as the squashed cake oozes out from under Natalia's behind. Irina takes a nice deep cream filled pastry case and presses it down on top of Natalia's head, giving her a pie hat. I take a jug of bright yellow cutard and slowly pour it in Natalia's lap where it runs over and soaks the tight navy skirt. Irina and I step back from Natalia to applause and laughter from the crowd. Natalia's blouse has got a little crooked as well as she has been messed so I straighten it up for her!

Olga who has watched all this with a mixture of shock and amusement comes over to us as we wipe out hands on some Natalia's blouse sleeves. Olga remarks what a huge mess Natalia is but how much the audience seemed to enjoy it. Natalia seems very reluctant to move from her messy chair and with Natalia's objections to us using the clown's pies out of the way Irina and I clearly think we can go on with our plan to plaster Olga in desserts!

Irina and I agree with Olga and say how it is important the audience be entertained. Olga agrees this must be very important for the circus. Irina and I ask Olga if she could help out keeping the audience happy. Once again, our meaning is clear to everyone except it seems Olga! Olga says she would be happy to help what does she need to do? Irina tells Olga to just stand there for a moment, I have already found a great pie a pastry crust filled very high with stiff cream with thick streaks of honey stirred into it and I am very obviously getting ready to let Olga have it right in her pretty face!

Just then the four clowns rush noisily into the circus ring! The clowns run, bounce and tumble over to us and greet all the pretty girls warmly. But then they see Natalia sitting in her cake a complete mess. They talk to her and find out it is Natalia. They all exclaim it is Natalia who gets the pies and flans! Natalia still seems unwilling to move but can now talk and she explains she tried to stop Irina and me playing with the food and we messed her up!

The clowns find this funny and interesting! The lead clown says he does not mind us playing with the food, that is what its there for fun! The lead clown takes the cream pie I am still holding in my hand and points to it and says what a fun pie this looks for example! The audience all agree! The lead clown wonders if he should show me what fun the pie could be? Unlike Olga I know what this means and I shake my head and say no, but the crowd may have been uncertain about seeing innocent Olga get messy but they have no doubts about scheming Irina! In fact they are expecting me to get it and they sense this time has come! So the crowd all cheer the clown on! I am sad to say even my supporter Irina seems keen on this.

Our top clown swings the large creamy pie toward my face! But I am a veteran of the circus ring now and duck under this well anticipated move. The clown's swing carries on in an arc that ends with the nice big pie going right in Irina's grinning face! The pastry crust is smashed and a thick ring of cream surrounds it. The crowd all scream with laughter! I am also very happy with this outcome but have not noticed one of the other clowns has a strawberry pudding pie with nice sliced strawberries on top he firmly pushes this pie in my smug looking face!

Both Irina and I are wiping our eyes as large blobs of mess fall onto our fronts. Our main clown is saying how much fun those pies were but of course you can have double the fun! Irina gets a moment to realise more mess is coming before she gets a pie sandwich from behind by a clown with two strawberry pudding pies like the one I got in the face. This has a very bad effect on Irina's dark beautifully done hair. I get a 'pie bra' from another clown with two of the honey cream pies of the type in Irina's face! The crowd laugh as the pies are twisted onto my breasts and sticky creamy mess spreads over the front of my dress!

The clowns are really in their routine now and their leader comments how jugs of sauce can be great fun too! Two clowns have picked up large jugs full of dark cherry yoghurt, one clown is in front of Irina and the other behind. Both clowns pull open Irina's stretchy light brown trousers and begin to pour the mess into them. The clowns then move round Irina in a clockwise direction keeping her trousers open and pouring in mess, this means yoghurt goes down all sides of Irina's trousers which quickly take on a wet dark pink colour all round her hips! One of the clowns gets an extra laugh from the crowd by saying how Irina's panties used to be white but not anymore!

The lead clown says how bowls of dessert can be great fun as well as he picks up a large bowl or custard, cream and fruit trifle. The clown moves over to me, I futilely shake my head but seem unable to make any serious resistance, so it's easy to put the bowl over my head and twist it down! The crowd definitely love it when I get the mess they cheer and laugh as mixed mess covers my hair, face and thickly covers my shoulders! Olga is now laughing at us as well although hiding her giggles behind her hand.

The head clown points to me and Irina says we can all see how much fun the food can be! It is hard to assess Natalia's mood because of all the mess on her but it seems to have improved and she tells the clowns that she had food put in her underwear! Olga then makes her first contribution by saying this is true! The clowns all laugh and say how naughty that is but should be fun too!

Even with all the mess on her face you can see Irina's eyes go wide with alarm as the clowns come to her with a bowl of spaghetti in tomato sauce. Her fears come to pass as her black top and bra are pulled open and to cheers from the crowd are completely filled with the slimy pasta!

But then it is my turn! I am bent forward a bit and one clown lifts up my dress to show my black panties to everyone. Also there is the head clown with a bowl of nice warm porridge! The clown points to my bottom in my simple conservative type black panties and asks the crowd if he should. I shake my head but to no use as the audience are mad to see me get the mess. Natalia is now encouraging the crowd in this from her messy chair! The back of my panties are pulled open but the lead clown seems to change his mind. The crowd scream at him to do it and so after all this teasing he pours the porridge onto the lowest part of my back and it runs down into my panties in thick waves! There is a lot of porridge so soon my panties are full and lots of the lumpy mess is running down the back of my legs! The back of my panties are slowly closed with a large amount of the mess inside, then suddenly another clown slaps a cream pie on my bottom! A huge laugh for everyone as I stand gasping!

The clowns get two chairs next to each other and put a chocolate cake on the first. The slowly sit Irina in this cake, the second chair they put a dark pink raspberry cream cake on and the slowly sit me in this, while two clowns mock graciously hold up my dress so everyone can see my bottom crush the cake clearly!

Natalia slowly gets up from her seat and the lead clown asks her if he can see how much fun they get from the pies and food Natalia gets for them. Natalia agrees and asks if he might have a small go. The clowns say of course! So Natalia slowly picks up a bucket of cream, this she slowly pours over Irina's head and in her lap. After this she picks up a bucket of baked beans! The audience give him a huge cheer as she pours this over my head and down my front! Irina and I sit still in our complete humiliation.

Olga is there giggling at this and then says to Natalia how funny it all is and she can see why the clowns are so popular! Natalia agrees and the clowns look very pleased. Olga says how funny it was when Irina got the pie intended for me. Natalia agrees. Olga says how funny it was when my panties were being filled. Natalia agrees. Olga says how funny it was when Natalia's bra was being filled. Natalia does not say anything but Olga just goes on and on. Natalia turns and picks up a large chocolate smooth cream pie with a pink cream lattice decoration.

From the feeling of happy anticipation it's clear the audience are happy with the idea of Olga getting some mess now as there is no warning shouts as two clowns position a bath full of thick custard behind Olga! Olga is now chatting away about how funny the clowns were pouring all the yoghurt down Irina's nice stretchy trousers and what a mess it made of them. But then she finally notices that Natalia is holding the big overfilled pie. Olga has a moment of realisation and then gives Natalia an uncertain smile. Natalia gives Olga the pie! Right in her very pretty face! Olga steps back one step, then another, then the back of her slim legs press against the end of the bath. For a moment it appears Olga will keep her balance as she windmills her arms but it is not to be. Olga topples backward and falls into the custard! While the yellow gloop is thick its not nearly thick enough to stop Olga completely submerging in it! The crowd love it as Olga splashes around in the mess trying to sit up, all over her gets in the custard even her feet and shoes!

Finally Olga manages to climb out of the bath, she is a very messy sight all soaked in the custard. Her dress might not have hidden much of her slim figure when she was clean but now soaked in custard it hides very little! Olga wipes her eyes clear but by then Irina and I have got behind her and give her a strawberry pudding pie sandwich! Then Natalia pushes a cream pie in my face, Irina pushes a butterscotch pie in Natalia's face and Irina gets a four chocolate pudding pie plastering from all the clowns! So we are left with the four of us messy and the clean clowns as the audience applaud the end of the show! The four of us all wave weakly as pie mess drips off our faces.