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Name:
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Location:
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Last on:
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Time here:
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About Me:
Adventurous, sensual and fun guy that gets off on getting very slick and messy.
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Commented on a photo: "Incredibly sexy; you look great!"
7/30/25
Commented on a photo: "So sexy!"
7/26/25
Commented on a photo: "So hot, I'd love to be buried in all that cream with you."
6/24/25
Commented on a photo: "Yum...dick pie!"
2/16/25
Commented on a photo: "Beautiful. Love that big dick covered in goo!"
2/9/25
Commented on a photo: "Oh, wish I were giving you that pie. Hmmmm..."
2/4/25
Commented on a photo: "Very hot!!"
2/4/25
Commented on a photo: "Very sexy! Love your butt and legs covered in all that white goo."
1/10/25
Commented on a photo: "So sexy!"
11/4/24
Commented on a photo: "So incredibly hot; I'd love to be in the middle of that group!"
10/3/24
Commented on a photo: "Love your naked body covered in all that gunge. Very nice cock too!!"
10/3/24
Commented on a photo: "Very sexy. Love all that body hair too!"
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Got a full-body massage with shaving cream by flexmess
11 days ago
Jumped into a vat of chocolate with megapies
13 days ago
Had a bowl of paint poured over his head by megapies
15 days ago
Got all creamy with flexmess
7/26/25
Got pulled into the quicksand by jungleQSman
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9/20/19
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love to chat with you about your cock in the pies
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5/13/14
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8/2/12
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Just about anything that slick and messy...mostly thick/creamy substances. Love to be absolutely covered in it too!
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