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Name:

Sir Pie Target

Last on:

1 hour ago

Time here:

5 ½ years

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

Oct 13

Followers:

196

UMD rank:

UMD ID:

92111

Comments:

104 sent, 101 received

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Comments please! Love being TEASED.

I'm here to:

Chat with friends, roleplay with others, find others interested in meeting up, and connect with customers

My likes:

shaving cream, pies, videos, pictures, cakes, icing, slime, female

Issues?

About Me:

I would travel to be paid with pies in the face. Would work for nothing and take care of my own travel if it meant being a victim of Messy Slapstick.

Spring/Houston Texas area - Looking to make WAM friend/partners.
Travelling isn't much of an option, but if I can work out a surefire meeting with someone
Been wanting to be on the recieving end of a giant mess, all my life- So let me know if you ever wanna try and meet, etc.

Making money shooting solo material- Would like to extend to material made with more people.
I love Pies IN The Face, the most, and if inflation was a problem I'd be doing a lot more things with slime, etc.

Looking for anyone to do This to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9AkhMpzrIY

Looking for someone to chat with in a friendly way
Looking for someone to chat with in a flirty way
Looking for someone to hash out messy video ideas with
Looking for someone to make messy videos with
Looking for someone to dare me to get messier
Looking for someone(s) to support me during a time of financial crisis
Looking for someone to make Solo messy video For. (DM Me about specific requests-
If I get offered to do a custom, I'll try and follow the rules and instructions to a T- However, I enjoy just doing dares, challenges etc)
Prefer hetero Sexual, but WAM isn't always sexual. Willing to work with guys on particularly messy things. (DM)

Note: Thank you, if you have purchased a video I have for sale.
You can add a tip to any of my videos, free or for sale. Tips of any size will result in a new video consulting the donator about the idea.

Making videos for Feedback Please
At least leave a heart so I know I'm doing good work, but don't be shy to let me know what you think!

Make more comments/responses for releases of extra footage- any interactions are appreciated.

PS - More "slime" or "slime only" videos coming

Fan of old-school TV-style slapstick.

Pied and Slimed Stooge

158 plays

8 days ago

16

1

Pied Laying Down

109 plays

3/17/24

12

Test Cream Pie Torture

238 plays

11/15/23

16

291 plays

10/20/23

11

Pie Thrown in Stooge's Face

471 plays

10/5/23

34

1

Quick Clown Shaving Cream Pie

126 plays

9/1/23

14

Real Cream Pie in the Face

237 plays

8/4/23

16

1

Simple Pies in the Face

175 plays

7/15/23

16

Black Clothes Ruined by Multiple Pies

124 plays

7/15/23

7

Three Pies in the Face

101 plays

7/15/23

14

Latest Pay Scenes

Edging/Denied Orgasm + 2 Cream Pies in the Faceexplicit

339 views

Wednesday

5

$5.00

Hotel Pies NSFWexplicit

130 views

Wednesday

6

2

$5.00

2 Pudding Cream Pies While Jerking Off NSFWexplicit

61 views

7 days ago

3

$5.00

NSFW--Pies in the Faceexplicit

7 views

7 days ago

12

$6.00

Stooge Covered in Pies Laying Down, Edging and Moaning NSFWexplicit

299 views

25 days ago

7

1

$5.00

Pies Covered and Plugged NSFWexplicit

342 views

25 days ago

7

$5.00

10

scenes

Lifesaver Bundleexplicit

174 views

26 days ago

3

Bundle price:

$25.00

OldSchool NSFW Pie Face Strokingexplicit

263 views

3/17/24

16

$5.00

Cream Pie in the Face Masturbationexplicit

105 views

3/17/24

20

1

$5.00

NSFW WAM--Enjoying Cream Pie Barrageexplicit

39 views

3/15/24

9

$5.00

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Last Actions

12 hours ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "NSFW Wam"

13 hours ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "NSFW Wam"

13 hours ago

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "NSFW Wam"

15 hours ago

Commented on the video Cherry Pied, "this is great! I'd love someone to start with a pie in the face like that, sure to spred and cover my face- So I can act unimpressed and make some snyde comment that makes them give me the second pie more forcfully, slamming it in my face, I love all the extra mess on your lap- I would want it to still be used, so collected in a bucket or pie plates, before I'm told to strip and then edged torturously- and right as I'm on the edge, the extra mess is dumped over my head, or my face is submerged in the container, or they've been turned into multiple pies that I get hit with every time I reach the edge until finally a pie in the face makes me bust hands free."

21 hours ago

Commented on a photo: "Fsntsstic@"

21 hours ago

Commented on a photo: "UMD always makes me wish I could body switch. Looks amazing."

Wednesday

Commented on Cutiepied-production's profile: "If I was ever lucky enough to be a victim of yours- All I'd ask (in addition to whether or not you want me to be a clown and if YOU want to put the makeup, etc on me) is that you go heavy on the cream pies and sweet stuff + heavy on the teasing/mocking/humiliation/making fun and push me to my limits of just how much I have a fetish for being treated in some of the way ways you treat all the subjects, each of whom I'm MASSIVELY JEALOUS of."

Wednesday

Commented on the scene Anto 10 : Massive Pie Massacre, "I'd happily pay money for such a treatment. Need to figure out how to get something like this done by myself."

Wednesday

Added a new video: "Hotel Pies"

Wednesday

Added a new scene: "Edging/Denied Orgasm + 2 Cream Pies in the Face"

Wednesday

Commented on a photo: "How can I take his place?"

Wednesday

Uploaded 7 new pictures to his photo album, "NSFW Wam"

Wednesday

Added a new video: "Edging/Denied Orgasm + 2 Cream Pies in the Face"

Tuesday

Uploaded 12 new pictures in a forum post

Tuesday

Commented on the scene Manolo 2: Massive Merringue Pie Massacre!, "I swear- Your videos look like heaven on Earth! The more I see the more I want to do whatever I can to make a trip and let you destroy me with such humiliating, giant messes!"

Wednesday

Was surprised by Allpiedup with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

3/21/24

Was gunged by Gungemania in a booth

2/14/24

Had a sloppy pie dumped all over his head by nobodyyouknow

11/16/23

Was surprised by Magooo77 with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

11/16/23

Pied Magooo77 in the face

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Slapdash WAM 15 hours ago

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MOCKING VOICE GIVING ORDERS - for the video of me being thoroughly humiliated, I'm planning on using my voice but DM me if YOU would like to provide the voice of my tormentor, taking pleasure in forcing me to make a mess of myself. Male or female. Genuine laughter, amusement at seeing me destroyed with mess is a giant plus. also thinking of cam to cam videos I can film that will include messy instructions that are less planned and more spontaneous.

Slapdash WAM 15 hours ago

SELF-HUMILIATION MESS DESTRUCTION. A disembodied voice happily giving me instructions to humiliate myself, mockingly encouraging, or making fun. To start, 3 shaving cream pies- deluxe homemade pie, THEN, true bakery pie, smashed, smeared then roughly spread. Each pie plate will have mocking/humiliating text, all contents spread over my body after I'm made to tear my clothes off. Voice forces me to make silly poses, I'm told to clear my face given a small cake I'm told to rut around in like an animal, showing my messy face every once in a while, before taking the rest and smearing it over my he...

Slapdash WAM Wednesday

Unless someone would like to come down to Houston, TX, and be the one to have fun humiliating me for a video. Girls, men, and especially COUPLES are welcome.

Slapdash WAM Wednesday

1

While I can't get someone to make fun of me- I can record my voice mocking me. Heart this- If you'd wanna see me get cleaned up and looking nice, only to have a rather rough solo session. Smashing and smearing messy pies with things written on the plate mocking me. Extra messy substances all over me, ALL OVER ME. Embarrassing clothes/costume pieces. Needlessly messy degrading stuff like sprinkles thrown in my already messy face. Even MORE mess after I'm thoroughly covered. My own feet in my face. Anything to make breathing harder. Head dunking/ anything ROUGH with added voice calling me names,...

Slapdash WAM Wednesday

2

I'm getting to a point where I want to wear a shirt saying "PIE ME IN THE FACE?" in as many public places as I can, just on the off chance it gets the desired result somehow. I wouldn't expect to randomly get hit, as fun as that would be, but maybe approached by someone who always wanted to pie someone.

Slapdash WAM Wednesday

1

FOR EXAMPLE - If I were to just sit in the outside section of a bar, with a big cream pie on my table. If someone were to approach and ask me what it's for and I responded "It's for me- Would you like to pie me in the face?" that feels like it's not even a big deal. Or am I better off going somewhere with lots of people, like 6th Street in Austin- Offering people walking around to pie me in the face.

Slapdash WAM Wednesday

1

I'd like to go to a convention, Ren-fest, concert- Any gathering where I could set up a table/booth where anyone can come up and pie me in the face. Or, if I can walk around a festival for people to stop me if they want to pie me in the face with one I provide, or they happen to have. I feel like the "Camping Over" open to everyone, takes place at dark, goes until morning, and is part of Ren Fest- Would be the best place to sit at my campsite, set up a sign, and just let people know that I'd be willing to let them pie me in the face, as much as they want, for free. DM me ways I could get st...

Slapdash WAM Wednesday

2

DM ME - Meet anyone in/near Houston,TX willing to make a GIANT MESS out of me, while teasing me, doing whatever else they like. May be more open to anything if I know I'm gonna finally gonna be destroyed with mess like I deserve. - Get messy according to instructions, whil webcamming with someone (Even if you would like to laugh at me and tease/make fun of me for being a mess slave) - Messy dares given to me - Specific Ways to Get Messy Willing to do most anything with deserts- "Commissions" will only come in if I need to pay for lots of messy materials, OTHERWISE, I like making stuff I know...

pieguypaul 1/14/24

1

Has anyone tried mixing cornstarch with shaving cream?? I was also wondering how to improve the texture for pieings.

Slapdash WAM 12/31/23

Over next year, I will be phasing out any NSFW videos as I can produce more videos with a friend. I'll announce when a video is about to be taken from the store. Once they've been taken down here, I'll still be open to finding another way to share/sell the videos in a way that's less public.

Slapdash WAM 12/26/23

1

Will be finding out from my friend soon if she'd be open to filming a scene hitting me with multiple pies different ways. Will probably have different types of pies that can be thrown or smashed. I'd like to try and get her to let go and throw pie in an almost rough way. My goal is to do scenes taking more pies, messier pies, thrown harder.

Slapdash WAM 12/26/23

1

I've known of multiple people who dislike pies in the face to the point of not wanting to even hear about or discuss the subject in any way. ??? It shouldn't bother me but it does. I look at all types of content, although not all is kind I'd look for specifically. I feel like a closed mind is the last thing you want to have with a WAM fetish. I will be making more coed videos with my friend and she wants to try a variety of things, if only to see what's successful/fun.

Slapdash WAM 12/25/23

One thing I could do is get six packs of mini graham cracker crusts and smaller foam/paper plates. I know it works and I can mix it up between those, regular sized pie crusts and then oversized pies.

Slapdash WAM 12/25/23

Trying to figure out best quick crust, and how to make shaving cream easier to throw like real cream. Going to get some soap making colored dyes that are skin safe to make multicolored pies. I've tried broken up crackers, which are alright sometimes- Thinking of trying actual graham crackers or graham cracker crumbs. I'm familiar with working with gingerbread but not making it. I'm thinking learning how to make homemade pie crusts may be the way to go.

Slapdash WAM 12/24/23

Doing Christmas in January because we're legit broke. Tomorrow, putting up latest clown video for sale, as I have to make at least $50 to earn something and it's been about a month and a half. Do check the store, as when something leaves the store there's a good chance it's not coming back- Shooting more videos and situations with my friend has been planned and I'm going to be trying to transition my account to something less about the kink and fetish side. That'll still be there, but will be topped by the situation/mess level.

Slapdash WAM 12/23/23

1

I haven't even seen my friend who likes to pie me for videos. She was willing to get clowned up, and also try a pie in the face in addition to several scenarios where I finally won't have to pie myself. She was also open to the idea of using her bare feet to smear the pie into my face. She's been busy trying to make ends meet, and Christmas doesn't help. We're both flat broke, which sucks because if we had free time not trying to get by, we could hang out and actually make the videos that I think would be really popular.

Jewel of Oregon 12/23/23

1

Try cornstarch. Used it with cool whip once upon a time for good stability

Slapdash WAM 12/23/23

I figure for a "clownish" amount of pies I should try emptying shaving cream into a bucket and just adding enough water. What can I add to give it weight like real cream?

Slapdash WAM 12/23/23

Be sure to enjoy my entire collection of videos, if only to let ME know what to do MORE of. What do you want to see again, differently or done bigger?

Slapdash WAM 12/20/23

1

Message me about what kind of scene you'd be willing to pay for- Not going to be having much of a Christmas this year, so I'm looking for all the help I can find.

Slapdash WAM 12/16/23

1

Looking for 1-2 people to make a voiceover for a video I'm about to make. I'll be making the first cut with my own audio, and I would want you to do your own commentary of me getting messy and humiliated as it only adds to the fun when someone else is laughing at me getting messy.

Slapdash WAM 11/16/23

Any compliments or things to pass onto my female colleague would enhance her enthusiasm. I'm doing what I can, but if any of you would like to gas her up as far as being able to tell her people would like to see her.

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Slapdash WAM 11/16/23

2

GREAT NEWS! The girl who's had fun giving me pies in the face for several of my videos and I have discussed what we'd like to do next and we came up with six new scenes, and a few of which where SHE will be getting some pies in the face. Several pie sketches, tons of pies in the face, some slime and her feet smearing pie into my face OR being tickled while she gets pies in the face.

Slapdash WAM 10/6/23

2

Friend from the videos has eagerly accepted the offer to smash 3 pies in my face the next time we meet.

Slapdash WAM 8/4/23

3

Biggest Idea for Upcoming Scenes - Experimental Pies In addition to traditional shaving cream and graham cracker crusts- I'm going to try experimenting with different ingredients and materials. This will allow for multiple scenes of me taking multiples pies, only now it'll be different types of pies to add variety.

Piednpantsed 8/4/23

4

Lose you pants and trip over them face panting into a cake or pie.

Magooo77 8/4/23

4

I'd love to see what you could do with faceplants into a pie or cake or multiple pies or cakes, sort of a clumsy waiter scenario

Slapdash WAM 8/4/23

1

LOOKING FOR IDEAS - Shooting multiple scenes soon, and I'd like to get the most out of a day alone. You can help me out by DMing me pics or videos from here on UMD as either an idea recommendation OR a request for me to try and recreate a pre-existing mess. There are plenty of Messy Scenarios here on UMD I'd love to try myself. Original Ideas: - Clown Baker Tests More Pies (All different types, shaving cream, pudding, frosting, whipped cream, cake batter and etc) - Clown VS 30 Simple Cream Pies - Baker gets Destroyed by Cake - 4 Pies and 2 Buckets of Slime - Something involving a costume- Le...

Chocoman 7/16/23

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Congrats on Wammer of the Day!

Slapdash WAM 7/11/23

If you'd like to give me something messy to do, and follow instruction: I currently have limited resources, so if you have something you'd like for me to try, leave a comment that I can reply to so we can DM and figure out what I would be capable of getting done. Trust me, I've been WANTING to make myself a giant mess.

Slaps 12/2/22

1

Awesome job with your Halloween Clown Pictures!!

horslvr 8/9/19

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nice profile

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