It started with a nearly new white shirt and a Clazy experiment that went spectacularly wrong!

The mixture was so thick I could turn the jug upside down without anything falling out. But that didn't stop me!

I put on my smart white shirt, grabbed a handful of Clazy and slapped it straight onto the fabric. Then came more Clazy and a generous helping of fluorescent green gunge.

I was having a brilliant time!

Unfortunately, the washing machine wasn't quite so successful. The shirt came out covered in stubborn pink stains. It had barely been worn, but its smart days were over.

Rather than throw it away, I decided to let the UMD community choose its fate.

The poll offered several messy punishments, but Black Treacle came out on top!

And that's how Death Row #1 was born.

Two tins of thick, sticky black treacle. One already condemned white shirt. And absolutely no intention of showing it any mercy!

Watch me slowly drizzle, pour and spread the treacle over my shirt and trousers, with plenty of spontaneous commentary, laughter and a very messy finale.

The free trailer shows the first tin. The full scene continues with the second tin and the complete ending.

No script, no pretending just Whiteshirtman genuinely enjoying himself!

The washing machine couldn't save it. The community sentenced it. Black treacle finished the job!