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About Me:
Straight UK guy who's been into WAM and sploshing for years, especially thick gunge and getting properly messy while fully clothed. I particularly like smart clothes and the transformation from clean and pristine to completely messy. I'm friendly and easy-going and mainly here to chat, make friends and hopefully meet a woman who genuinely shares the interest. Happy to take things slowly and get to know people first.
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My tags: gunge, sploshing, wam, fully clothed, smart clothes, shirts, and messy
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Oxford Blue Shirt Pocket Gunge and Shower
14 days ago37 plays
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My First-Ever Foam Pie Smart-Shirt Gets Messy
21 days ago74 plays
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Sage Green Shirt Smart to Soaked
24 days ago122 plays
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Navy Shirt and Trousers Covered in Foam
10/13/2646 plays
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Whiteshirtman  monday
COMING SOON -- GUNGE TWISTER! Something exciting is coming to Whiteshirtman Productions! Meet MADAM MISCHIEF, my cheeky virtual game-show host who takes complete control of my messy adventures! She chooses the gunge colours, quantities, consistencies and where they go! She can even order Splurge foam pies and tell me to remove or replace parts of my outfit! The best bit? I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT! His Lordship, His Honour, His Excellency and Whiteshirtman himself will all face her unpredictable challenges! We've been testing the game, and it's absolutely hilarious! GUNGE TWIST...Report
Whiteshirtman  9 days ago
WHITESHIRTMAN HAS SOME WONDERFUL NEWS! I've become a granddad again! My daughter has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl! It was a frightening arrival, with an emergency C-section, but thankfully mum and baby are both doing okay. I've been looking forward to this little princess arriving for weeks, and I'm absolutely over the moon! So if I'm a little quiet on UMD for a while, you'll know why. The gunge, videos and messy madness can wait. Family comes first, every single time! Don't worry, Whiteshirtman isn't going anywhere. We've got plenty more crazy adventures coming! But ri...Report
Whiteshirtman  9 days ago
WHO FANCIES A PROPER MESSY MEET-UP? Here's a crazy thought! Would anybody fancy meeting up around Christmas or New Year for an absolutely bonkers WAM day? A few of us, somewhere private, dressed in our favourite outfits -- suits, shirts, trousers, waistcoats, whatever! Imagine a table full of gunge, cream pies, treacle, chocolate syrup, custard and slime. Just getting absolutely FUCKING PLASTERED! We could have a laugh, mess each other up and maybe film a few scenes if everyone's happy. No pressure, just like-minded adults having a brilliant time! We can sort out a venue and date if t...Report
Whiteshirtman  10 days ago
A Personal Message from Whiteshirtman I'm feeling really disheartened tonight. I've put so much time, money and passion into my traditional, fully clothed WAM videos, but despite the views and lovely comments, I've had almost no sales or tips. It's making me question myself. I'm 57, overweight, wear glasses and don't feel attractive on camera. Is that putting people off? I've even wondered whether anyone would notice if I left UMD. I'm not trying to pressure anyone into buying. I'd just appreciate honest feedback. Is it my appearance, the content, the filming or the price? I genuinely lov...Report
Whiteshirtman  18 days ago
Well... we've smashed through 2,000 profile views! I honestly can't believe how quickly this has grown. I only started properly doing this about a month ago, so a massive THANK YOU to everyone who's followed me, loved my photos and videos, commented, voted in the polls, messaged me and supported Whiteshirtman. Some of you have been here almost from day one, and your support genuinely means a lot. I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff and seeing people enjoying it makes me want to keep pushing it further. And believe me... there's plenty more coming. 2,000+ views in my first mon...Report
Whiteshirtman  19 days ago
BLACK TREACLE WINS! Thanks to everyone who voted in the Death Destruction poll and got involved. You've made your choice, and I'll be filming it when I get back! The treacle's ready. There's no backing out now Keep an eye on my wall for updates, and thanks for being part of the chaos! --WhiteShirtManReport
Whiteshirtman  20 days ago
Next up: **Oxford Blue -- Shower Soaked** No gunge. No foam. No tricks. Just a smart Oxford-blue shirt, a shower, and plenty of water. A simple wetlook experiment to see what happens when smart meets soaked. **Another FREE Whiteshirtman video -- coming soon.** SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.Report
Whiteshirtman  21 days ago
NEW POLL IS LIVE The brand-new black shirt has officially joined the production wardrobe -- and I'm handing its fate over to you. **Whatever wins, I WILL do.** The finished video will be posted **FREE**. You've got 7 days. Go and choose what happens to it. **You vote. I do it.** SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.Report
Whiteshirtman  21 days ago
HIS LORDSHIP -- AN UPDATE He's been suspiciously quiet lately but don't mistake that for safety. The poll has spoken. Multicolour won by a landslide, and I've been working behind the scenes on something bigger than my normal shoots. A proper venue is being arranged for 22 November. I'm sorting the final details, materials and filming setup before confirming everything. And we're not talking about a couple of little jugs of gunge. The current plan is 50 litres, five colours and different consistencies -- building from controlled colour into thick gunge and complete carnage. Once the book...Report
Whiteshirtman  22 days ago
**HIS LORDSHIP -- PRODUCTION UPDATE** He's been suspiciously quiet lately but His Lordship has definitely not been forgotten. Behind the scenes, the plans have been getting bigger. The suit is still pristine. The waistcoat is still immaculate. The pockets are still empty. For now. There are rehearsals coming, more mess on the way, and plans are now being made for a proper His Lordship production. I'm not revealing everything yet. Let's just say the words **SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.** are starting to look increasingly accurate. His Lordship's time is coming.Report
Whiteshirtman  23 days ago
The Blue Shirt Shower Disaster now has its own trailer 12 seconds of how NOT to take a shower... Smart shirt. Wrong shower. Absolute carnage. Full 13-minute film is in my store.Report
Whiteshirtman  23 days ago
New video is up! Tried something a little different this time -- starting completely smart and dry in a sage-green shirt and dark trousers, then slowly getting the whole outfit absolutely soaked. It's FREE to watch, so go and have a look and let me know what you think. Really pleased with how much the shirt changes colour once the water gets into it!Report
Whiteshirtman  24 days ago
A quick thank you from Whiteshirtman Massive thank you to everyone who's followed me, voted in the polls, left loves and comments, sent messages or watched my videos. The support and ideas have been brilliant and I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff. If you're enjoying it and want to help keep the carnage going, there's a Send Funds/tip option on my profile and I've started adding paid scenes to my store. No obligation at all -- free videos, photos and polls will continue too. Any support goes straight back into future productions. His Lordship is coming! Sorry for the delay -- I'm w...Report
Whiteshirtman  27 days ago
Over 1,000 profile views -- thank you! Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone who's stopped by my profile, looked through the photos and videos, voted in the polls, left a love or joined in with the posts. I've only been here a few weeks and Whiteshirtman has already passed 1,000 profile views, which I genuinely wasn't expecting. I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff, and I've got plenty more planned -- including, of course, the fate you've chosen for His Lordship. Thanks for making a new bloke feel welcome. Here's to the next 1,000. Whiteshirtman Smart. Formal. Absolute...Report
Whiteshirtman  27 days ago
THE RESULTS ARE IN You lot have decided what happens to His Lordship. It wasn't even close -- 18 votes went for the full multicolour messy session. I've just posted the real, untouched before photos of the suit -- tags still on -- along with the final poll result. Now the planning starts. His Lordship is officially going in. Full announcement and photos are in the "What Would You Do to His Lordship?" thread. Smart. Formal. Absolute carnage.Report
Whiteshirtman  27 days ago
HIS LORDSHIP -- THE VERDICT IS ALMOST IN! Well, this is looking rather ominous for His Lordship! With just 12 hours left to vote, 24 people have had their say, and a whopping 70.8% want to see him subjected to a proper multicoloured gunge session! Not a single vote to keep him pristine. Apparently, mercy isn't very popular around here! There's still time to change his fate, though. If you haven't voted yet, head over to the poll and have your say. Whatever wins, that's what His Lordship gets. The official verdict will be announced on Sunday! Thanks to everyone who's voted and support...Report
Whiteshirtman  29 days ago
Quick update on His Lordship Well, this has escalated a bit I've now found a proper studio for the shoot. The poll is still open until Sunday, but multicoloured gunge is absolutely running away with it. Looks like His Lordship isn't getting much mercy! Thanks to everyone who's voted and given me ideas so far. I'll post the final verdict on Sunday.Report
Whiteshirtman  10/12/26
Does anyone know of a WAM studio in the UK that I could hire for a shoot? I'm looking for somewhere suitable to film His Lordship's first proper messy session The poll is looking very much like multicoloured gunge is going to win Ideally somewhere that can accommodate me filming a full suit session, or even offer filming/photography as well. Any recommendations would be really appreciated!Report
Whiteshirtman  10/7/26
just put up some new pics hope you all like themReport
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