Sober K and I met through our mutual friend Barbie. Summer finally started warming up so that we could do a morning shoot without her freezing, so we took to the Arizona desert where she was able to have her first cake sitting experience. Wearing a fishnet top and bikini bottom, K sits in the cake, smashing it with her butt. We get views from both directions before she strips off her bottoms, keeping her fishnet leggings and top on. The mess really begins when she dips into the pink frosting and asks "I think I wanna put this on my boobs, is that ok?"

Turning around, K covers her ass with frosting and blueberry pie filling, then gets a mouthful of whipped cream. She gives her feet some whipped cream action too before licking it off. Making use of the slow motion camera, we get a whipped cream smack on her butt sending mess flying everywhere. Pudding is our next messy treat, and K covers her neck face and boobs with vanilla. Getting into the corn syrup, she tells us about how thick and viscous it feels while she pours it over herself. Next up, it's chubby bunny time and Sober K makes a valiant effort, but moves on to more corn syrup pouring, this time over her boobs and the kneeling down drizzles it over her butt and lets it run down saying "oooh I felt that!" I tell K about how much the fans dig the messy wedgies, so she fills her bottoms with pudding and sprinkles and gives a nice yank. We expand our color palette a little more with some strawberry syrup and grape jelly. She sensuously covers her boobs and tummy with the sticky stuff, leaving no skin untouched. With a little difficulty getting it started, a can of white icing is brought into the fray as she paints herself with it and puts it in her hair. We have some wonderful fun with coconut flakes as she throws them about and we get some slow motion coconut explosions. Cooling down the colors a bit, K dips into the blue frosting and continues covering herself from head to toe. We are treated to a little more pudding play and then it's cupcake time. We have a guest cupcake thrower this time and his aim is incredible, landing multiple bullseyes as she kneels down heckling and taunting the thrower.

The mess onslaught continues with pies as K takes her first in her lifetime pie to the face. This is followed up with pies to the boobs and two over the top of her head, and then a fifth pie to the face. The last is a double self-pie with slow motion! We wrap things up the traditional messyhot way, with a condensed milk facial.