Welcome to "Pie-Her or Lower," a messy card game of chance and also pies.

This week playing "Pie-Her or Lower" we have Epiphany Jones and Liz Rainbow both looking fantastic dressed in one-piece swimwear.

The rules are simple: both contestants draw cards from an oversized deck, and the one with the lower card becomes the target of a custard pie. Both have five pies each to dish out, whoever dishes out all their pies first is the "winner" Woo! "What do you win?" I hear you ask. Well, you don't end up taking off your outfit and wearing all of the remaining pies!

Epiphany and Liz have a lot of fun with this game, enjoying splatting each other with pies, making abundant double entendres about cream pies, and generally making a right mess of each other.