Wet and Messy

I am taking part in a forest run when I take a wrong turn. There is a small branch blocking the path, that I think I can easily leap over. But my foot catch's and I stumble down a small hill Someone has placed a cream and green gunge pie at the bottom!

I land face first in the the pie! Completely humiliated while wearing my super tight and shiny running tights and long sleeve hooded Tshirt. I say "who the fuck put that there."

" I stand and exasperated "going to have to finish the rest of the fucking race covered in pie!" But then I notice a small stream, where I can clean up.

While leaning over the back to wash off, I lean too far, and slip into the cold water. It takes my breath away momentarily. Messy and soaked, I am so humiliated that I have to jerk off!

I kneel in the cold water and pull out my cock! My tights wet and sticking to me!

I am already wet and messy so I grab the pie and shove it in my face again, getting even better coverage!

I cum into the river. I wash off in the freezing water.

I must find out who planted the branch for me to trip on and the pie for me to fall into?