Love to give and receive pies in the face, chocolate, mud, gunge! Really into lighthearted humiliation (of myself and others) And context of mess: such as the deserved or undeserved mess, being pranked, playfully forced to get messy, what one is wearing while giving or receiving a good mess! Tight(spandex, tights, tight jeans,)or loose clothing (flowy skirts and dresses, billowy pants) the situation in witch mess happens etc.
I like conceptual mess (a real or fictional story to go with the mess/scene).
My wife and I had a bike race, loser has to make a video getting messy with cream pie, while still in their biking gear.
I am faster by I fall taking a turn to sharp and she beats me. I smash a cream pie in my Spandex-clad butt!
She then wants me to do crawl across the wet mossy ground and do a couple push ups hovering over a pie and on the sixth one let myself crash down into the pie face first.
See me masturbate while fully messy in my tank top and black Spandex bib shorts!