My Reviews
4 reviews
"Yup, definitely a hot mess for all involved :)"
*Summary*

Bratty opens, stood in front the camera with a t-shirt/cutoff short combo, surrounded by mess and ready for action. She channels her best sultry voice and invites you to have some (hand down the pants) fun with her. She starts with a pair of solid pies to the face, gives you some encouragement for your cock, then goes back to the pies, really relishing the moment as she rubs the mess all over her face and body, even giving her pussy a little tickle through her shorts. After some more encouragement, and a solid pie to the bum, Bratty lives up to her name and switches from encouragement to mistress, telling you to blow only when shes done. Soon enough, the shorts and top come off, revealing clean flesh and underwear to mess up, which are quickly messed, the pies interspersed with more encouragement for your cock, and temptations for your mind. *Timings*

New footage comprises 98.9% of the video

Bratty is messy for 90.2% of the video

Bratty is topless for 23.2% of the video

Bratty is nude for 0.0% of the video

*Things I Like*

+ The mess, it's thick, sticky, and definitely turns Bratty into a stunningly hot mess. Particular kudos is paid to the chocolate cream pies, which look just perfect.

+ Bratty's performance is amazing. The way she rubs the mess onto herself is highly sensual, and it's very obvious she's enjoying every second, with cheeky smiles peering through the mess. Her pacing on the JOI is also near perfect, not pushing you too hard yet bringing you along with her own arousal, teasing you with what is to come. Her seamless transitions from partner encouraging partner to dom commanding sub are sudden, well placed and provide a great change of pace throughout.

+ The clothing selections are great, giving you a real sense that Bratty is your partner, giving you want you want. To me, it feels more natural than some JOI's, which can take on the feeling of performance, loosing the personal touch. Without wishing to spoil, the ending is particularly good, and feels particularly personal against some other messy Jois.

*Things I Dislike*

- The two part video. I'm guessing there's a technical reason for this, so I'm not judging this too harshly, but the videos aren't perfectly aligned, so even putting them into a playlist results in some repeated video. It's not the end of the world, but detracts slightly from the overall experience, and after I merged the two parts back into one, I feel it flows much better.

- Portrait format video. I get why it's done, and it definitely fits this video style, but I still don't like it. However, that's a very personal thing, so I'm not holding it as a negative.

- With one exception, all the mess is on the head/face first. This is obviously a personal thing, but to my taste, it would have been nice to see some of the pies go onto the chest or panties, especially after Bratty's top comes off and there's a beautiful blank canvas on show.

*Score*

As a video, I'm scoring 5/5, since my "issues" with it are generally personal. To my personal standard, I'd say 4/5, but that's purely due to lack of nudity, which is obviously a personal decision for the model.

LoverOfTheWam 8/10/23
"I think the video title says it all :)"
*Summary*

Standing in a bath tub wearing just a top and panties, Kacie addresses the viewer, inviting them to have some messy fun with her as if they are present. She shows off her (mighty fine) assets, then asks the viewer to copy everything she does. She gunges herself several times, rubbing the gunge (and herself) each time. Kacie clearly has fun throughout, and becomes more and more turned on as the session continues, eventually stripping completely naked and rubbing the gunge into her pussy as she instructs the viewer to wank. After a time, she counts down for the viewer to cum with her.

*Timings*

New footage comprises 100% of the video

Kacie is messy for 89% of the video

Kacie is topless for 54% of the video (note Kacie's breasts are visible through the top for 85% of the video) Kacie is nude for 43% of the video

*Things I Like*

+ The gunge is thick enough to cling to Kacie and her clothes, leaving a good mess wherever it flows.

+ Kacie's interaction with the viewer suits the video perfectly, and allows the viewer to imagine themselves having a 1 on 1 session with Kacie.

+ Gunging cover the vast majority of the body, including the hair, boobs and ass.

+ Kacie rarely cleans the gunge off, only clearing her eyes when necessary.

+ While rubbing herself, Kacie's boobs jiggle amazingly.

*Things I Dislike*

- While it is a gunge-along, there's no indication of what you'll need. For those reading this, you'll need 1-3 buckets of gunge, dependent on how much you throw over yourself (you'll need to gunge yourself 14 times to keep up). The video expects you to be wearing just a t-shirt and some underwear.

- As a point of personal preference, Kacie makes no comments about the viewer as they strip.

*Score*

5/5.

LoverOfTheWam 4/7/23
"Women having fun with slime, what's not to like"
*Summary*

Kacie and Natalia begin, both in black evening wear with jewellry, and stood in a (non-visible) pool surrounded by plastic sheeting. After explaining the rules, each draws a card, resulting in one model stripping or being slimed, depending on the result. This is joyfully repeated through various pink slimings and strippings, with each model very much enjoying the torment they're watching from the other. Once one of the models is fully nude, they are covered with the remaining gunge

*Timings*

New footage comprises 100% of the video

Models are messy, on average, for 77% of the video

Models are topless, on average, for 55% of the video

Models have their pussy on show for, on average, 8% of the video

One model is fully nude for 5% of the video

(Exact numbers not given to not spoil the outcome of the game)

*Things I Like*

+ Both Kacie and Natalia are very much enjoying the game, and even when they lose a round, they relish the forfeit. Both models, at points, observe that they'd like to take another gunging

+ The gunge is sufficiently thick that it doesn't immediately run off, but does slowly dribble and drip

+ Natalia and Kacie have a genuine banter between themselves, and at no point does their conversation feel forced or artificial

+ Gunge is applied onto the head and hair, and while Natalia does shield her eyes towards the start, it doesn't detract from the outcome

+ Both models enjoy repeatedly showing themselves off to the camera

*Things I Dislike*

- The static camera is generally well placed to capture the action, but doesn't extend low enough to catch the models lower legs/feet. This isn't necessarily a problem for me, but I can see it being a problem for others who are more interested in those areas

- There's a few pauses in the action, mainly for banter and giggling. Generally, they add to the scene, but a couple of they wander a little too far off topic

- It's a very minor quibble, but the reflection of the ring light is visible in the background, and as Kacie moves, it appears and disappears. This, however, is very minor, and shouldn't be taken as a reason to not buy this scene

*Score*

4/5--The scene is generally well produced, with both good content and good payoff at the end. While it isn't as sexual as I would have liked, the natural relationship between Natalia and Kacie gives an angle of "friends having fun" while still being a professionally produced scene.

LoverOfTheWam 3/26/23
"A sexy woman seductively gunging, stripping and masturbating"
*Summary*

Bri (from Bsmessybakery) begins in a revealing swimsuit, sat on a small table with a pair of buckets of gunge at her feet. She briefly flaunts her clean body in a seductive fashion, before gunging herself several times. On each occasion, the gunging is done in a slow and deliberate fashion, and Bri is clearly enjoying the sensation on a sexual level, both putting gunge into the swimsuit crotch, and playing with her breasts and pussy throughout. The swimsuit is slowly removed as the scene progresses, and while there is some back/bum footage, most of the attention paid to the front of Bri.

*Timings*

New footage comprises 100% of the video

Bri is messy for 94% of the video

Bri is topless for 49% of the video

Bri is nude for 24% of the video

*Things I Like*

+ Gunge is allowed to naturally flow over the hair and face from the very beginning

+ Bri clears her eyes whenever gunge flows over them (although not immediately), allowing her to seductively look into the camera/viewer again. The eyes are the only part of Bri's body that is actively cleared, and the remainder is treated to repeated gunge rubbing.

+ The breast reveal is played partially as a wardrobe malfunction, with the combined action of gunge and stretching forcing the swimsuit off the breasts

+ Bri plays with her pussy throughout the scene, rather than waiting until the swimsuit comes off towards the end. She also pays good attention to her breasts once they are out

+ The camera, while fixed, is well positioned to capture all of the action, and that, combined with the simplicity of the scene, lends itself towards the portrait format

+ The gunge thick enough to stay fairly regular as it moves over Bri's body, leaving a trail of thick colour wherever it passes, and only slowly drip away from her body. Additionally, it is a pair of vibrant colours, adding to Bri's attractiveness both as separate colours, and when mixed.

*Things I Dislike*

- The only audio track to the video is Bri's breathing, moaning, and gunge sounds slopping about. This, personally, is not to my taste, and I personally feel a video like this would be improved with Bri talking to the camera, either about what she's doing, how much she's enjoying it, and/or some dirty talk

- There's a lot of open mouth during the gungings. Again, this is personal preference, but I'd have rather seen a more even mix of open and closed mouth

*Score*

4/5 (5/5 if you like the silence aspect of the video)

LoverOfTheWam 3/25/23
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