Did you see the picture of Melonie covered in slime? Did you like it? Cool. This video is Melonie getting covered in slime. If that's your thing... Stop reading this and go buy it.

After buying this video I looked out of my window and saw a birds' nest occupied by a pair of great tits. I then realised I hadn't put the shopping away so I carefully placed the enormous melons I'd bought somewhere safe, in the cupboard where I keep my massive jugs. There was an air show that day and I watched a set of exquisite Bristols fly over.

Boobs.

Cheeky Luna. Mess. This is what we want!

With no direction or direct Dom input (other than the presumed, "Here's a lot of mess, use it!") Luna and Plat have delivered something that is, at it's very core, an excellent pure wam video.

The only Yorkshire pudding you need in your life is pudding bought in Yorkshire, poured over Yorkshire folks!

It's a Tmtwts scene. You go into it knowing largely what you're going to get. And... you're never disappointed. The fits of giggles both girls randomly burst into shows they're actually having fun. Like the Swiss Flag, that's a big plus. Very happy indeed.

I have been bugging Luna to do a pie scene since the Nottingham splunch (Plat and Luna are lovely people, btw)

So when I was made aware of Plat buying pie cases, I could not wait.

It could have been a big disappointment. It could have been a lot of anticipation for something average.

It isn't. It's great. And you should buy it (if you like pies)

You've seen that pic. You know the one. Possibly the single greatest pre pie look of nervous anticipation ever... ever? Well, the video after it does not disappoint.

Special kudos to Dormant. His aim is getting better!

Adorable little scene. Maude and Honeysuckle are naturals at this whole sploshing lark. The best WAM is Northern wam.

I think I'm going to have to make a sub folder of "Scenes with Honeysuckle's giggling faux outrage." It's absolutely perfect.

Honeysuckle repeating the digits of pi while getting pied? That is beautifully simple and wonderfully genius!

It's almost as if the gunge that follows in a bonus (It's a great bonus)

Wonderful stuff as ever from SatHall.

Abi is a real Splosher. Honeysuckle has some of the best reactions in the UMD's vast library. "Well I never!" is just delivered perfectly.

It's not a pie fight. It's a custard fight where they use bowl for custard delivery. Fortunately I'm not a pie purist and I bloody loved the scene!

Do you like your mess recipient to be all thankful and accepting? Get this video now, it's brilliant.

Do you prefer a bit of fight back and sass? Get the flip of this vid on Leena's store.

Do you not know which you prefer? Get both and find out!

Do you just like the mess? Get both because the mess is great all round!

GungeSlut really knows how to do sexy. She's definitely more into than you, the watcher, could ever comprehend. Definitely worth the price of admission and then some.

This might be biased a little because I've chatted with Bunny on here and she's lovely!

Gunge and pies are Bunny's thing and it's very obvious she's getting way more of a kick out of filming this than any of us will watching it.

If that's your thing then this is your thing!

Ok, I've always said that the reactions of a newbie to WAM are the best. I stand by that. But the reactions of a newbie when they're standing next to someone getting destroyed with pies and slime with the knowledge it's going to happen to them shortly. Chef's kiss! Perfecto.

First timers always have the best responses. If you like the "one person messy, one person watching and loving it" set up, this is totally for you.

If you'd rather see The Wife get messy as well, there's a ton of scenes in the rest of the catalogue for that!

Do you like Violet? Do you like pies? Then you'll love Violet being hit by a whole bunch of pies. This is a scene with a very simple premise that delivers on it. I love The Wife's glee at being tin side for a change!

ok. Do you like pie hits to the face? Well, this scene has very few of them. And you know what?

It doesn't matter one little bit.

Like, Creamy's repeated faceplants and giving herself (and her cleanliness) to a skilled domme... It. Just. Works.

Fantastic stuff, keep it up umd's favourite petite purple pie pixie!

I bought this to see what the hype about The Man and The Wife scenes was all about. I was totally not disappointed. Everyone is having a fun time, laughing along with the silliness of it all. If you're looking for something fun, innocent and really, really messy then pick this up. Or, I'd imagine, anything else from their store.

I was on a trip round Candy's tore page and I noticed this great Splosh production was on there.As it was advertised at the time, two genuine sploshers sploshing genuinely.

Paper thin script (a trademark from the late great Bill Shipton) as an excuse to get mess. Total coverage finish. Marvellous.

Very good little video from RavenJack and Xena, the Sploshing Queen. Everyone is having fun, which is a key thing for me. A little bondage, a little Dom/Brat play. A good time all round!

If you, like me, are a fan of Vix's work, you owe it to yourself to get this. The new recipe gives a better coverage than her old pies and the giggling is infectious as ever.