I have a great fondness for old internet clips from the 90s. Sure, they were all so lo-res in those days that they would look pixellated on an iPod Nano, but they were my first glimpse into the realm of WAM and as such have a special place in my heart to this very day.

This video, and many others by Cheyenne, evoke that period to me beautifully; a cute girl-next-door with a low-end camcorder, a tripod and a few dollars-worth of cake mix. And yet, as unimpressive as that sounds, the results are excellent. It may not be a huge amount of slime, but the low resolution makes it look like she's completely engulfed in the stuff. HD tends to open all the shots to minute scrutiny, but here the mind is free to fill in all the gaps as it wants and makes the video all the more potent and pleasurable.

Cheyenne's a great new addition to our community and I hope she'll be here for a long time to come--she certainly seems to enjoy it a great deal!

While a lot of mud fans will no doubt find a lot to love about this film, to me the most important part is missing--the re-emergence from the mud after full submersion--and therefore neuters the entire film.

Even the added photos have no record of it happening. This is like a book with the final dramatic payoff ripped out. Wholly unsatisfactory.

There is one big downside to customs; the worry. This is meant to be your dream scenario being played out in front of your eyes but it's one being interpreted by others. A HUGE amount could go wrong, especially in a project of this magnitude--the batter was too thin or less than plentiful, or on the other end of the scale, too thick to sink into, the camera didn't pick up the key moments at the right time, the dress was a centimetre too long, the pantyhose one denier too sheer (yes, I'm really that anal!)--so I consigned myself to the pit of pessimism and convinced myself that the glorious vision my mind's eye was playing over and over was little more than a pipe dream...

But then, this is Jayce and Jilly we're talking about. And they appear to be psychic.

What we have here before you all is EXACTLY--I'm not kidding in the slightest--what I'd had in my head for months, right down to the tiniest details. The gunge is incredible, so thick and smooth and in my two favourite colours (I hadn't been able to choose between the two and Jayce assured me that green was easier, so I went with that--lo and behold she surprises me with both! That kind of extra thought you really can't put a price on), the coverage is beyond any measurement of awesomeness, the dress is stunning and my God her legs are something else! Even the acting is excellent--seriously, just give those two a brief plot outline and you're good to go!

I cannot tell you how ecstatic I am with this amazing work of WAM art and how grateful I am to both Jilly and Jayce for tirelessly striving (to the detriment of their sanity) to make my messy dreams come alive.

Trust them. They are the One.

A faultless marriage of subject, technique and materials, you don't get much better than this release.

The batter is mixed to perfection; thick but without any clumping or dryness, smooth and creamy and in the most striking array of bright, vibrant neon colours outside of The Wizard Of Oz! The sheer amount of batter here is mouthwatering to say the least!
Jayce herself is one of the best WAM "models" out there--I use inverted commas there because when I think of the word, it summons up the image of a paid professional only in it for the money. This is not Jayce at all. She is the very epitome of the Girl Next Door; the warmth, humour and pleasure seeps from every pixel on the screen making us feel invited, part of the scene, not like just some creepy faceless voyeur. It's scenes like these that make me happy, not ashamed, to be a wammer!
The scene itself is very well shot in a non-obtrusive hand-held style and although there is no professional lighting, the image was free from murk and highly watchable. I really liked the reverse dressing idea too--it's a bit like clothes filling but you get to see all the mess! It would have been nice to have seen girlier clothes being used, but that's just a personal preference and no fault of the girls themselves.

But the best is, as it should be, saved for last; just as you think the scene is over and those gorgeous features have escaped unsullied, Jayce pulls a final card from her saturated sleeve! A torrent of gunge, now mixed to become a lovely pale lilac, pours straight over the head to completely dowse Jayce in purple. This really is the pi碥 de r販stance as she disappears under the goo and even managing to talk through it (a personal favourite thing of mine)! A last head-plant in the sea of muck now filling the tub and she relaxes, looking just as fulfilled and satisfied as I was having watched it.

Magnificent.