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"A fun slimy scene, which could had been better!"
After a slow start, this scene gets much better when Madison Young also goes topless, along with Angel. Shame that it wasn't longer, as they're just getting into by the end. Then maybe, they could have ended up naked & using dildos on each other as well as rolling around in the slime.

Wheelchairman 12/29/20
"Fi Stevens enjoying getting slimed in a nurses uniform. Great"
Boob Doctor 3 as to be the best of the 3 to date. Dr Sammie is back & gets up close & personal, with her nurse, nurse Fi Stevens. As she shows nurse Fi how to do the treatment herself.

I do wonder & hope that there maybe be Boob Doctors, at somepoint in the future. However, as it has been some years since this one, i doubt it may make a return, but here's hoping!

Wheelchairman 12/29/20
"Big Boobs and Green and Yellow Slime"
So Sammie B is back in this video, giving the slime treatment to Angel. This one in the series is, slightly more enjoyable to watch, as the sound is clearer. So you can hear them speak clearly. I was wondering when watching this 12 minute video, what has happened to Angel? As she was the original messy angel & now she seems to have left the scene, like Lauren, who was caught in Trash Can Alley.

Wheelchairman 12/29/20
"Becky Speed gets medical help, from Dr Sammie"
A good scene, if you like women with big boobs getting covered in slime. However, maybe due to the sound at the start, the reason for the scene wasn't made clear at the outset. If it was, then the scene & then the following 2 scenes in this se3ries, would make more sense.

Wheelchairman 12/28/20
"Fi Stevens enjoying getting slimed once again"
The Happy Hooker is a good fun turn on able scene. Fi Stevens does what she does best, which is to turn you on, by just being herself. Getting messed up for Fi may not be a job for her, it maybe her hobby that she gets paid for doing. I've been a fan of hers for many years & would love to do a scene with her.

Wheelchairman 12/28/20
"Lauren getting trashed with hay, beans and peas!"
The first & sadly, the only video done by Lauren. It's an interesting little watch, if you enjoy your models getting covered in savory food & hay! I do wonder why she didn't do anymore scenes & wonder what she's doing now? Hopefully she may do a comeback at somepoint, as i'm she we didn't see the best of her in this scene. Hears hoping.

Wheelchairman 12/28/20
"Anabelle Pync becomes Anabelle "Brown""
Anabelle is ready to play in the mud pit, and the pit is more than happy to see her it's bubbling. She slides her body into the muck, and starts to remove her shorts. She then lowers her panties, and pleasures herself, before submerging face last. She then ends the 1st half of the session taking off her panties. The 2nd half has her removing her top, causing the pit to really bubble up. She really enjoys sinking in mud. If only she had done a cannonball.

Pick up this video. You won't regret it.

deadpool 12/27/20
"Entertaining and educational!"
Lilly tricks the Wife into saying the magic words, causing her to be engulfed in slime. That's when Lilly tells her, and us, that that was the main recipe. She then proceeds to slather the Wife with each recipe of slime out there. You can tell how close of a friend Lilly is she's trying so hard to not laugh. A must-watch, for all slime fans out there.

deadpool 12/27/20
"She should be "The Pie-fe, " after this video"
The Wife has had pies on her mind all day. She wants them now. Who are we to say no? After receiving pie after pie, she smashes them onto her pretty face, rubbing the cream and crust into her hair afterwards. Once all of the pies are used, she doesn't know how she can get messier. Fortunately for her and us, she gets an answer from above.

Much like a comic book movie, stay during the credits! This is a must-watch, especially if you're into self-pie action.

deadpool 12/26/20
"Piling on."
This scene is ultimately a feature for Lilly, the frequent third-amigo, who has apparently yet to properly make her bones. Already an old-hand at taking messes savory and sweet (and soap), what really separates Lilly from the heard in this scene, and in general, is her fantastic non-reaction to getting completely clobbered. It's one thing to sit there stone-faced, acting hard to ignore the mess entirely, another to respond with over-the-top dismay or outrage; this is the ideal middle ground, the third bowl of porridge. Lilly's reaction to getting pied and slimed to smithereens (and most of the hits are stiff to say the least), is the perfect middle line of stunned resignation. Whether this is superior coaching from The Wife, or a natural reaction to ridiculous circumstances, who's to say. All that matters is that she takes it in stride in the best way possible.

Added note for messy hair fans: There are a handful of really excellent hair-wipes in this one. Another thing Lilly excels at. Definitely bonus points.

GherdG 12/26/20
"Why can't all sleepovers be like this?"
While dressed for a sleepover, Lilly, the Wife, and Ellie decide to play a game of Janken (or rock-paper-scissors, as it's known to folks who speak English) The loser gets hit with a pie. Suffice it to say, this was not scripted; they were playing for keeps.

The main loser was "rewarded" with a lot of slime.

Who lost? You'll have to see for yourself.

Admittedly, there was one that I was rooting for (as far as being the main loser)

Pick up this video. You won't regret it.

deadpool 12/26/20
"Welcome to the club, Lilly!"
Ellie and the Wife decide that their mutual friend, Lilly, has done quite well in recent months, so they feel it's time to officially bring her into the mix with a proper initiation. Each pie smash into Lilly's adorable face is fierce, as well as funny, since they critique each other's hits. Ellie then feels that the white pies are too much, and Lilly needs "a splash of color." After some occasional gunge, more pies are added, including a perfect pie sandwich, and a barrage at the 8:30 mark that must be seen to be believed. If it weren't for the fact that they're friends, you'd think each hit was done with malice. That's how hard they nailed her!

When they finished, the duo give Lilly a shirt, to officially welcome her to their mad messy gang.

The skit is pg, but the outtakes at the end have adult language, in case you were wondering.

A must-watch, if you enjoy ladies obliterating their friend with lots of mess.

deadpool 12/26/20
"Worth the price of admission"
I picked this up mostly for the second scene (for obvious reasons). It's gotta be said, Vix sure knows how to take a pie. Lighting isn't the best thing ever in that clip, but that's clear from the previews and shouldn't be enough to put you off, if you're interested in this.

flansomeman 12/25/20
"Plenty of bang for your buck!"
I'd say this is well worth the asking price. sure, it's short, but it's a merciless shaving cream pie barrage against a cute victim who can't help but giggle the whole time. Definitely looking forward to more from this producer-- she can take a pie like a pro. Only downside is the fairly basic filming setup, but for some a full body view throughout is probably a bonus.

flansomeman 12/25/20
"Absolutely stunning."
It's been a hundred years I'm waiting this video release, superb quality, awesome coverage (wetandmessy style) if you loved the gallery on the wetandmessy.com pay site, you will love this video, like I do, Waiting another hundred years for the "Sara's sexy pies" with Sara liz video.

lumba 12/25/20
"Very slippery slime!"
It's hard to pick a favourite of Stella's videos because they're all so good, and the same can be said about all of them: Her genuine enthusiasm for getting messy shows very clearly. I get the impression she would be doing it for her own enjoyment regardless, and being able sell videos of it to her fans is just a bonus. Anyone who is any sort of WAM fan can probably buy any of her videos and not be disappointed.

This video would be worth buying even for only the first part with the clear slime, which is just as thick as the opaque types of slime Stella uses; it's interesting because it looks like water at first glance, but it's quickly obvious that it doesn't behave like water. She's made a few other videos featuring larger and shallower pools of clear slime, but it's good to also see it in this different context: the relatively confined space of a bathtub, where it's obvious from watching her slide around that it's very slippery! Also nice to see her wearing the black Speedo swimsuit (simple but it looks good) in it. When the other types of slime are added later, I like seeing how they mix together as Stella rolls around.

mattmess 12/24/20
"Nice colours of thick gunge, and having fun as usual."
It's hard to pick a favourite of Stella's videos because they're all so good, and the same can be said about all of them: Her genuine enthusiasm for getting messy shows very clearly. I get the impression she would be doing it for her own enjoyment regardless, and being able sell videos of it to her fans is just a bonus. Anyone who is any sort of WAM fan can probably buy any of her videos and not be disappointed.

Things I particularly like about this video: The colours of the gunge and seeing them mix together. Stella's reactions when it first hits her (poured from a considerable height, off camera). The way it completely covers her head sometimes. The goggles which protect her eyes, presumably allowing her to keep them open (not that we can tell, and not that she would have been able to see much anyway!). The part where she slides down the inflatable chair into the pool.

mattmess 12/24/20
"Captures Ivy's reaction well"
The video that goes with this is well worth buying and I have bought it (dungeonmasterone's detailed review already says everything that needs to be said about how great it is) but I would like to add that these high-resolution photos are also worth buying, because they really capture well Ivy's both startled and amused reaction when the gunge first hits and fills her swimsuit very quickly.

mattmess 12/24/20
"Wishing I could lick off that custard and cream"
Jezebelle has a beautiful curvy figure and a pretty face, and the sight of them covered in custard and whipped cream is extremely sexy--especially seeing it drip slowly down her boobs (actually mostly between her boobs) and stomach, and later seeing her rub it in to her boobs and jiggle them. More than any other food-based WAM video I have seen so far, this one makes me wish I could be there and lick it all off!

Jezebelle, Molly (making and administering the pies) and Candy (off camera, probably filming, but she speaks) all seem to be having fun--there's a lot of laughter and some amusing banter, e.g. Jezebelle while Molly is preparing the first pie: "Oh my gosh, she's putting so much more on than I did!" then after it hits her face: "Mmm, that's actually really nice" and Candy: "There's your lunch, Jezebelle."

In summary, both the video and photos (listed as separate items on this store) are in my opinion well worth buying for anyone who likes both food WAM (or actually, probably any sort of wam) and chubby/bbw women.

mattmess 12/24/20
"Thick lumpy mess thrown and landing with a splat"
It's hard to pick a favourite of Stella's videos because they're all so good, and the same can be said about all of them: Her genuine enthusiasm for getting messy shows very clearly. I get the impression she would be doing it for her own enjoyment regardless, and being able sell videos of it to her fans is just a bonus. Anyone who is any sort of WAM fan can probably buy any of her videos and not be disappointed.

Personally, I'm indifferent to the bondage aspect of this video, but there's a few other things I like about it. I like the look of oatmeal as a WAM mess (something about the thickness and lumpiness of it) and I'm sure it must feel as good. I like seeing it mix with the molasses as Stella moves around--they don't stay separate for long! I think having the mess thrown at her (from off camera) is more interesting than it being poured over her head or sitting down in a pool of it. The sound is as pleasant to listen to as the video is to watch: in addition to Stella's usual moans of pleasure (she 'stimulates' herself a few times), there is a 'splat' as each glob of mess hits her, and the loud crinkling sound of the plastic sheet that she and the mess are on, which accentuates her writhing and rolling around in it. Another thing is the swimming goggles she wears for eye protection. Goggles in a WAM video appeal to me for the same reason as swimsuits: clothing intended to get wet with water (in this case, wet on the outside but not the inside) instead getting wet with thick mess. This isn't the only video where Stella wears goggles, but the combination of them with thrown mess is largely what persuaded me to buy this, and I wasn't disappointed: at about 04:12 the goggles really do their job when a big glob of oatmeal lands right on her face.

mattmess 12/24/20
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