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"It's a family affair"
So I'm not sure how the conversation went between killer7, his wife, and his mother in law that resulted in this awesome video getting made. "So you know how I really get off on seeing hot women getting pied, dear? Well you're really hot, and your mom is really hot, and there's a whole bunch of people on the Internet who would lose their minds watching you two getting each other all messy." That would be a tough sell at my thanksgiving table but fortunately for us killer7 had the stones to pull it off and made this. And both women are really attractive and not shy about smashing pies on each other, down each other's tops, and smearing pie filling all over themselves and each other. They have a great attitude about it and are clearly having a blast. Maybe I'm just a perv but I really, really enjoyed them get messy together.

sauceboss 8/23/21
"Lovely and messy boobies"
Great video, the two girls really were up for getting trashed, especially Sky who took on mushy peas admirably (especially when she had them dumped over her head). The see-through top was very sexy also.

MartytheHat 8/23/21
"Amazing, More cakes to the face in the future!"
When i saw the pictures seeing Jayce shove her face straight into that cake it was an instant cope for me her seductiveness and pure enjoyment of getting caked was so amazing, I need more cake scenes in the future your amazing!

MTXPIE 8/22/21
"A great pair of WAM performers"
I have to say that irrespective of the WAM appeal, this is some brilliant acting in its own right from these two pretty girls. I wonder how many professional actors could manage to subject themselves to this much mess in a single take without once breaking character? The Wife's character is cheerful and likeable and manages to keep a smile on her face despite being repeatedly messed up, and despite being at the behest of a rude and narky director in Ellie. She gets her face plastered with flour, tons of pies and a green slime shower, before Ellie's character gets two thoroughly deserved slimings. I love how The Wife laughs at her as she's getting it! Her comeuppance is completed with a big, satisfying pie in the face. Another brilliant video!

Pie Punk 8/22/21
"A great scene."
Yeah all of those first top three ratings, excellent, a great scene and worth watching, Rps; she seem to take it very well too, a great sport.

IanThorne 8/22/21
"An incredible feet!"
ok, I've had this video a couple of months now, and I think enough time has passed for me to declare it my favourite WAM video of all time! It may be niche, but for those of us with a wam/foot tickling crossover fetish, you can tell from the images alone that this is going to be something special. Around 30 pies in The Wife's lovely face is enough reason to download it, but it turns out she's stunning from head to toe. She spends all but the first minute of the video in her bare feet, with her soft, ticklish soles right up against the camera. I don't think her feet are particularly big, but they look big taking up this much of the screen. Despite being a foot fetishist, I've never been big on messy feet, so I like that they stay clean throughout. Thankly, the same can't be said for her face! The pies are thick, generously topped and colourful--most of them are thrown, the odd one smushed. Each pieing is followed with a burst of tickling on the feet that makes her squirm, wriggle and explode with laughter. Her laugh is kind of cackly, which I find sexy, and at times I think she loses track of whether she's laughing at her feet being tickled or her face being pied. Her ordeal ends with a big green sliming that she takes superbly, chuckling and wiggling her toes as it rains down on her face. The poor girl must have been exhausted at the end of this! It's a pretty punishing session, but she seems to enjoy getting put through her paces in this way. My view is that the best WAM videos are just a little sadistic and humiliating, but kept light-hearted and fun. In the wrong hands--such as with a creepy director and an uncomfortable model--this set-up might have got cruel and nasty. Instead, they're both having such a laugh together that it just seems playful and intimate. A real triumph. Hats off to The Man for his ideas and delivery, and even more so to The Wife for being a brilliant sport and taking what he dishes out.

Pie Punk 8/19/21
"Not a fan of the presenter"
Was looking forward to seeing these models, but the constant giggling of the female camera operator and some of the terrible camera shots just disappoints.

JamesInMess 8/17/21
"Amazing quality and pure hotness!"
This is perhaps one of the hottest mud productions ive ever bought. 100% worth it. i love the high quality video and even more the amazing lighting capturing everything. good job guys!

RamsesThe7th 8/14/21
"Super sloppy savory clothes filling--a gross delight"
If you're a fan of super, sloppy clothes filling with plenty of gross, savory substances, this is a fantastic video.

Carnie is just the right combination of cute and sassy, disgusted and delighted. Her description of what substances she'd hate to get covered in is such a good setup because she describes why they're so disgusting. Larz is a fabulous tormenter, really piling it on during the games and with the vibrator, and it's great to see her get her come-uppance at the end.

Some of the best panty filling out there!

lygri 8/13/21
"Seven stupendous slimings!"
Wonderful video of The Wife on the receiving end of seven excellent sliming, each of them totally dousing her face, hair and clothes. I particularly love the yellow one, which is like a load of luminous custard in the face, while the indigo is like something straight out of an ink cartridge--must have been tasty enough though as she manages to lick her lips enticingly after it. A great idea and, as usual with this pair, superbly executed.

Pie Punk 8/10/21
"Marvellously messy pieing!"
This was the first video I bought from this store and it's been followed by several more purchases. I was attracted to be because I've got a thing for pies with real fillings and actually deserts--the sticker, gooier, chunkier and ginger, the better! These pies, loaded with apple, cherry, chocolate and the like, meet this description and The Wife is happy to take ten facefulls of them. With lots of gasping and giggling, she genuinely seems to thoroughly enjoy being on the receiving end of this sort of treatment. The pies leave her beautifully messy, but she gets a nice long blue sliming to complete her ordeal. As always, she looks right up into the gunge and ensures she gets it in the face! Brilliant stuff, excellent delivery from The Man and even better reception from The Wife!

Pie Punk 8/10/21
"Amazing video"
Superb video. The girls all look gorgeous even after getting slimed. I've thoroughly enjoyed watching the video.

MrNobody1986 8/9/21
"Brooklyn shows off her talent"
It's the things that Brooklyn doesn't do that make her so good. Not a hint of shyness about showing off her beautiful body, absolutely no urge to wipe away the gunge piled high on her upturned face and only an occasional need to breath make her a highly talented performer. She ticks all the boxes for me. You can see how pleased Jayce is with her new find. I so look forward to whatever these two women get up to next.

Splosh Lover 8/9/21
"More fantastic Ace action"
Spoilers for those that care about this sort of thing

Poor, poor Honeysuckle. Will she ever get her break? There's something so brilliant about someone doing a rematch for the sole purpose of getting their revenge but it all goes wrong and they end up getting gunged again! (I'm very cruel)

proks 8/8/21
"Penny Banks--WAM Legend"
This is so great, I absolutely love the shade of blue they use here (especially with Penny's outfit).

There's not a huge amount to say, Penny and jc have fantastic chemistry together and clearly get on, its a lot of fun to watch. She then gets decimated with gunge. What more could you ask for!?

proks 8/8/21
"Satine + Jeremy Custard = WAM Movie Magic!"
For my sins, this was my first time seeing Satine in a WAM video. She is absolutely spectacular, so full of life and has a great sense of humour throughout. JC's videos are possibly the most "fun" scenes you can get at the moment, there's no doubt everyone involved is having the best time making them. Check it out!

proks 8/8/21
"Wam Milf is Fantastic!"
Wam milf is everything a guy could ever hope for--sexy, fun, loves to get messy and have sex in all the mess. This video here is the dream my friends--nothing fancy, just a great fun loving couple getting messy and doing what we all wish we were doing right now :)

sauceboss 8/7/21
"Tons of pies and colorful slime. Loved it!"
Just purchased. This video is exceptional. Violet is super cute (love her tattoos) and takes A lot of mess like a champ. Honestly have never seen a pie barrage like this. 30 pies non-stop with perfect coverage on every hit. And Violet accepts all of it As for the slime it's perfect! Exactly the consistency I like most: chunky and thick and it flows over Violet's face and chest and boobs like wow! The Man and Wife might have the best slime in the game. It looks surreal it's so good. Like y'all's green slime is the green slime of my dreams All of that with a super low price tag make this a no-brainer for me. Cannot recommend highly enough and have never been let down by a The Man and Wife production.

BatmanBeginsRules 8/7/21
"Do you have any clue what we do here exactly?"
This has to be the best first time messy scene ever made. Walking into the scene and sitting, I can see how she is excited to be doing this but trying to not show it so much. Her quick glance into the camera with her smile before she sits tells me this will be a great first scene for her. A frame by frame watching of the these first few seconds ends with The Wife having a big shit eating grin as she crosses in front, because she can tell this is going be fun for both of them. She talks to a client on her phone about the new girl. Violet says that Ellie told her about this and she wanted to check it out.

When asked if she knows what they do here, she does the best nonchalant "I don't know" ever. This scene doesn't need a big build-up, the slime starts, and the now-famous smile of hers comes in just three seconds. It simply is priceless, and the teaser photo of it doesn't do it justice.

With a grand total of 20 pies and a slime half way through and again at the end, the scene fades out. Often she can't help giggling but she does keep it toned down, she appears this excited to be experiencing this. Then the aftermath comes in, and a few questions about this first scene, she answers with she wants to do this again, which of course is the best answer possible. We then hear both The Wife and Ellie commenting on her first messy experience, so that tells me they will be doing a scene together soon. Can't wait to see it.

Violet is going to make great solo and combination scenes and I can't wait to see them, and to see what kinds of outfits she's going to mess up while doing them.

Twidget 8/1/21
"Did she have as much fun at it shows?"
I do believe that they incorporated literally every question, because I heard one that sounded a little like mine credited to whomever asked it, but later on I heard my name with my two-part question.

Since this had so many questions, it took 28 minutes to get through all of them, but that does include some behind the scenes and the extra "I don't know" triggers that didn't get the attention they deserve. Nice to have the after mess mess, when it's not expected.

Maybe they will do them unannounced next time. Start sliming for no particular reason, and when she asks why, then explain how many times she said, "I don't know."

I'm already thinking up interesting questions to ask Bree, Lilly, Violet and even Tori now for when they each do their versions of this scene.

Twidget 8/1/21
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