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"Two sexy guys and a horrible mess. Lovely!"
Two guys get well and truly trashed here! Cocky James gets the worst(best) gungings and looks very good in his white tight shorts both clean, gunged and wet! James just sits there and takes hit after hit, lucky man. Suits get the full treatment and both look "happy" to go through all the mess! More please--especially if England win!

wills 7/7/21
"The Invention of Pieing"
You know how 10 Cloverfield Lane was like a spiritual successor to Cloverfield? Well... This scene is like a spiritual successor to the all time classic "Fi Stevens--How Not To Take A Sliming." Faar too many times we have seen WAM scenes, or even worse Customs, where the slime or pies just... just... just, no. "oh no, I'm about to be slimed" someone says before a shot glass of slime is poured. "Ahh a pie" says someone, before a hard-plate is gently lifted to their face containing not enough cream to cover a small water biscuit. :) This clip is like the Universe reaching out to us, inspiring the Messy Couple to make a clip to right all the wrongs of half assed wammings, and their gorgeous friends helped out!

PiePermissionAtPlay 7/4/21
"Dungeons and Wammings"
:D Haven't we all dreamt of being an unfair dungeon master at some point in our lives?.. alright, maybe just me xD

:) nerds! Lend me your ears, for this video was made for the likes of us! The concept is incredible! and the mess is thick and gorgeous! :) Violet and Ellie's reactions are on form as always! I'd love to see a sequel one day! One part that made me feel bad was Ellie's dress just did not want to stay up after so much slime was clinging to it :D I felt so bad, but... at the same time it's kinda funny. Another great scenario thought up by the dream couple! xD.

PiePermissionAtPlay 7/4/21
"The Set Up! The Slime down!"
:) This video showcases something our favourite wam couple do best... multi-room situational mess. And I think they deserve as much credit as possible for it. I think it's something we all realised was special about their content when we first saw the video "A Day In The Life of The Wife." They don't use a stagnant room, or a walk in-shower constantly. They use whatever room they deem suitable for the scene, and my god, this makes their videos so thrilling! It's honestly a trademark of theirs that I appreciate so much, as it must make so much effort. To see someone pied on a sofa that doesn't have a large amount of plastic all over it, is truly a messy blessing. :) Everyone acts their parts well in this and their expressions to mess are incredible as always!

PiePermissionAtPlay 7/4/21
"The Pie-sidon Adventure!"
Well, here we are again! Me with a biiig smile on my face having watched a clip over 100 times, dedicating it all to memory in case we get a power cut and I need to entertain myself. I would say "this is my newest favourite video from my favourite couple", but... I mean, come on... Much like you all, in a week or two, they'll just release another video that will take that mantle. ;) and I am not complaining. I would massively recommend this to anyone who loves the following:

Head dunking in foam

Butt Pies

Beautifully radiant sexy woman

More head dunking in foam

Head dunking in foam, lifted up by the silky hair, pied in the face and then dunked face first again I cannot stress my love for this video enough. The wife's reactions are on point as always. Her outfit is so cute and... sorry for being so blunt, really hot! You can really experience the messy synergy between the couple in this video. Have I mentioned the excessive mess?! :D buy this now!

Nobody makes this sort of video very often, and even less make it with such flair. I truly love this video.

PiePermissionAtPlay 7/4/21
"From Fitness to Pied Messy Babe"
In her third return video after her 'Pied in the Park' debut fitness yoga babe Roxanne starts out in yoga pants and top, losing a planking challenge (she lasts 1:47sec), before getting pied, nutella covered, slimed, and covered in cream. Roxanne is excited to be getting pied, showing off her juicy round booty and bouncing her soft tits before Alana begins her transformation from fitness babe to messy babe. Roxanne gets pied in the ass, bouncing on all the cream before getting dunked and going topless later on before getting covered in more chocolate. Well worth the purchase.

LordAndarian 6/30/21
"Sometimes, there just isn't enough slime"
One might think that with one star, and no dialog, that this would be a short and relatively easy shoot to pull off. The prep for each color wasn't just putting on a different color eye shadow and earrings, her hair was styled a little different for each one.

Green comes along and she senses the chunky, so when she gets a second coat smooth, she says she knows it's smooth, but does she really? Can any of them tell the difference? Could that be another 4 or 5 model short set with each one getting one chunky and one smooth and them each explaining if they can determine the difference before looking?

As I happen to like, she keeps her eyes open for a while as each slime starts, with red being the longest because of how that pour started, and green coming in second.

Bright darker colors like Red and Blue are hard to do with the light color "base" used, but even so, they all were done very well.

Talking over each color as the bonus adds a little into how they interact with each other, which was very nice to see.

Twidget 6/29/21
"Quiet on the set!"
One pie hit after another, but not quite a barage as in the other videos. This time, The Wife has to keep talking about pies while the pies keep coming. I was waiting for a famous movie line with one word substituted with pie.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pie.

I'm going to make him a pie he can't refuse.

Go ahead, make my pie.

May the pie be with you.

You're going to need a bigger pie.

and so on.

Very very well done by both, they have so much fun making these scenes.

Twidget 6/29/21
"There"
While the clean-to-green scene was four shorts for each of them, Lilly adds to the full slime session with nothing held back. Having Ellie on hand to make sure it's delivered well, really adds to this.

The end surprise slime at the dining tableis about as good as it gets, I would have excluded that in the teaser photos and the writeup to make it even more impactful, but it was only explained after the fact. Incredibly well done, because to do a second take to get it right would take so much effort.

Well worth it in every way.

Twidget 6/29/21
"You can back. You can only go forward to get back."
This kind of scene is very hard to pull off. A lot of lines to have to remember by the two, and cue cards aren't easy to see-through the mess. These are like the old Commodore vic-20 computer decision games, where each decision has a different turnout, but this involves live models, and of course, plenty of mess. Very well written and performed, it comes across as a custom somebody might have requested, but they don't offer them (yet). Not only can they make outstanding mess scenes one after another, they don't lack any creativity with the scenes. It's only going to get better and better.

I can't make up my mind who did a better job with this scene, it's that good. I'll call it a tie.

Twidget 6/29/21
"They pull it off for now the third time!"
Once again, four scenes for the price of one!

Each scene they ever produce is messy enough when any one of them is getting messy. The four each have their own scenes, not interrupted by any of the others. What more could you ask for?

Twidget 6/29/21
"This started out great, then got better and better"
Bree is introduced for this, and it's one excellent pie hit after another. I was waiting for a pause where she would clear off her face, look into the camera, and say, "That was fun, but I'm glad it's over." then The Wife says, "I have not yet begun to pie" and it starts back.

Compare the clean backdrop to the end, it shows how well the pies were delivered. The slime was the the best possible icing on the cake, and as the professional she is, she lets the slime completely cover almost to the point of removing any evidence of pies!

Twidget 6/29/21
"Brilliant model!"
Definitely need to see more scenes like this. Excellent model choice! She had a great energy & had a lot of fun with the set up (alongside her host). Certainly refreshing to see a curvaceous woman of colour being cast in a scene like this. Hope that's something we see more of across the wam scene.

slipperyskin 6/29/21
"Another fine complete mess!"
This scene was almost perfect. Bree takes all the mess so wonderfully, and the delivery is awesome.

I would do just one thing different. I would have made the last two slimings a surprise because it's its own scene by itself.

Next time... one girl catches the other saying the phrase. After she gets slimed the correct number of times, she says, "What did I say?" to which the other replies something like, "You know, the magic phrase that gets the slime, I don't know." and then they also get a good sliming.

But let it be a surprise for the audience.

Twidget 6/25/21
"Hot! So many thick and gooey pies."
Tons of thick and gooey pies dished out to a hot stud in a sharp suit- love the muffled "grunts/groans" as you get plastered in slop.

piejock 6/22/21
"Two skits for the price of one!"
After finding out the hard way of what her contract contains for these skits, Lilly accidentally finds herself as the recipient of a lot of slime. Ellie mocks her misfortune, as wave after wave of slop engulf her friend. But... Ellie got away with saying the trigger words. Weeks later, The Wife is rambling about a trip she took, only to find Ellie getting obliterated with slime! She warns her friend that it never forgets, and then reminds her that Ellie got away with it in a previous sketch, only to get blasted again.

The 2nd half of the sketch can seriously be its own skit. The comedic timing, and the reactions, were that great.

There's a post-credit scene involving a few pies, and seeing who is the best at throwing them.

You can't go wrong with this skit. It's a must-see.

deadpool 6/21/21
"D and D (Dirty and delightful)"
The Wife serves as Game Master, as Violet and Ellie play her adventure game. Since Violet is still new to the scene, Ellie makes sure that the new girl doesn't say any trigger words. This "game" has a lot of mess, which the ladies should have expected.

Violet does stumble a bit in her lines, but it's still a great scene. The end is hilarious, when they're trying to find Ellie's glasses while cleaning up. It's where you'd least suspect!

For fans of "Critical Role" (as well as messy ladies), you should check this one out.

deadpool 6/19/21
"Great scene, awesome gunging, beautiful woman! Recommended"
I've been wanting to purchase a scene from LiquidX for a while, but because of the $5.00 strict minimum purchase limit I had to wait a bit. Had it been priced a penny higher I wouldn't have had to have waited as long, but then wouldn't have had the opportunity to buy a second scene at the same time. Transactional issues aside...

Caitlyn is gorgeous and watching her get gunged here is just a pleasure! She seems like she's always enjoying being gunged and I enjoy watching her get gunged lol. It's a great problem when you wish the video could just keep going.

lookoverthere22 6/18/21
"Nice mud pool bath"
Nice mud bath! Looks like you had a lot of fun. Great idea to use the heels as mud spoon to pour it over your dress... ha ha.

Next time fill the shoes too and put them back on. Enjoy how nice it squelches out of the heels.You can also walk once around your pool show your great figure and step back in. ;-)

Cheers.

surgif 6/17/21
"Pretty in Pink"
It's super satisfying to see Jayce spread this substance over Alice's sexy, shapely body. She keeps up a running commentary throughout, in her usual funny fashion. Things really take off, though, once she covers Alice's face--as pretty as that is! Fully encased and immobile thereafter, poor little Alice issues strained squeaks of displeasure at her predicament. Jayce, however, is not yet done with her, turning the girl into a human peep with a set of "rabbit ears." She then decorates her body with sprinkles and squirts different colors of paint all over her. Buy this video if: You like "living statue" wam videos--or you just want to see something weird yet hot that you've never seen before. ;-)

MudBathingBoi 6/16/21
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