All this stream is dedicated to Slapstick and Mess (but no mud).

Bumbling Bill Shipton continues as 'The Great Pervo', with the help of his buxom assistant Titania, as he performs the 'Turning a Lady into a giant Gateau' trick. See free clip.

titania is subject to a messy splattering as the gateau is prepared, topped off with chocolate sauce and a spot of cream.

We all anticipate the trick, but it ends up with a surprise! Next we go to a cultural event in Bootle (near Liverpool) at Cairo Joe's Fun Pub.

Situated very close to the docks, to-day it looks forlorn, abandoned and neglected.

So let us switch back to 26th September 1986 when Fun Pubs were all the fashion. Unbeknown to us, this was billed as a 'Revenge on the Staff' night.

We start with wsm girls Carol and Debbie (with Professor Treacle hovering in the background). The compere asks the audience to decide which is the 'most gorgeous' girl.

As Carol is dressed in all white, in a basque, thong, stockings and shoes (whereas Debbie is in a green top and black cotton trousers), there was only going to be one winner! So Carol wins and is presented with a very sloppy dessert prize.

Not to be left out, the Prof gropes Debbie with custardy hands, before dumping the remainder over her head.

The Prof is then sploshed by Debbie, as Carol's sister appears centre-stage, only to be hauled down by Professor Treacle.

Soon all 3 girls are writhing in a sploshy mess.

Then the mayhem begins as the compere is hauled into the mess pit!

Members of the audience are propelled into the melee, clothes are messed, torn or removed.

Cameraman Shaun Kendall filmed on through gritted teeth!

Chaos and disorder followed.

The DJ gets pulled into the heaving mass as do the two barmaids, one ending topless!

Carol's boobs are bared as Debbie rescues her from an assailant.

Finally, Debbie and Carol exit the stage still intact.

Running 6 mins 28 secs this features some of the most raucous scenes ever filmed under the guise of messy fun!

Carol exits by the steps, showing nice wet boobies. She wiggles her way around the pool, posing provocatively and showing great wet stockings.

Then it is down the slide head first, exiting the pool with her boobs visible through the wet dress.

In an attempt to restore some calm, the final excerpt features a topless Titania painting herself with a paint brush.

And yes, her boobies get painted too!