My buddy decides that he is going to earn some extra cash by starting a delivery service of homemade pie and chocolate sauce for the holidays. He wants me to manage it--what could go wrong with that?

In order to know the product he invites me over one afternoon. He proceeds to introduce me to the milk chocolate by slowly drizzling it over my head. He has me look up as he pours the salted chocolate syrup all over my face. The dark chocolate he uses to cover my chest. He has me spread the peanut butter and chocolate into my arm pits. As I am doing this, he pours a gallon of white chocolate down the back of my tight cut-offs. He fills the front of my shorts with warm hot fudge. He then fills my jock with warm chocolate cream.

Then he tells me it's time for the pie selection. He takes an extra creamy banana pie and hits me square in the face with it. I get a pie sandwich before he takes the Bavarian Cream and hits me in the chest with it. He has me sit in a double cream pie. Then he hits me with a few more pies and douses me with more chocolate.

He seems satisfied and asks if I will go now and deliver the pies and toppings--he has a few more ideas that he wants to try out on me.