I tried whipping up some meringue to pay my current pie forfeit. It was too runny to hold, so I had the "brilliant" idea that if I added instant pudding mix with 1/2 the normal amount of milk, I'd get something both fluffy and full of body. Wrong on both counts. So a big bowl of runny batter over my head, followed by the yolks of 30 eggs mostly down my dress, then feleling myself up for a bit before finishing with a "through the dress" happy ending.