Bet was a pie to the face for each point of victory in Patriots vs. Chiefs, which I raised by saying if the difference was more than 4, the loser had to scoop up and re-use the droppings for more coverage than just the face. 6 pudding based pies in baked shells topped with almond milk whipped cream. The almond milk isn't quite as tasty, but it doesn't start melting immediately and doesn't leave the sour milk smell in my face and beard. Wore loose fitting leggings, rayon skirt, pullover blouse, bare feet. Instead of laying out and taping up plastic, I decided to say "screw it," my bathroom is 90% tile, including the full walls and ceiling. It probably took just slightly longer to clean up than normal plastic unfurling and taping and retaping and cleaning where it missed the plastic anyway, with the bonus of a nicer feel pies on tile bare feet squish, and not getting tangled in the plastic as I got down in it. Thought I had pretty full pies, though not as loaded as some other times, but as the rescooping continued, by the end I was scooping up mostly crust; a generous squirt of body wash was shot down the leggings to add some slickness. I should have scraped off and emptied out more of the crust before getting in the shower (shower not in video) as it took a lot of work to keep unclogging the drain from the crust that was too solid to go down, but not solid enough to grab. One pie fell, but 5 1/2 was the most I've done in a row to my face. Wish I could have worked out a way to do them in more rapid succession while still staying on camera. Even better if I'd had an accomplice. Some R-rated rubbing towards the end, including both through and outside the skirt and leggings; happy ending came after the camera was off.