Watch me get the messiest I've been in this two part A-Z of food mess! The whole experience was too long to fit into one scene! So we had to break it into two parts. *Please note, you can buy this as a standalone video or you can buy both as part of a bundle for a slight discount!

In Part 1, I've had my eye lashes and hair done (new fringe) and I'm wearing a wear of pantyhose/tights and just a chef's white pinny apron up top, ready to show you the A-Z of foods. But I'm not cooking the foods, I'm going to be wearing them! I start with J for jam. This doesn't pour so well, so it goes straight into my tights on my ass so I'm sitting in sticky mess throughout. This is followed by Q for Quark that also goes straight into my tights. I give it all a good squeeze ready to sit in the stickiness for the rest of the shoot.

Next up we have E for eggs. I crack a whole bunch of slimy eggs over my hair and head. Then pour a whole jar of eggs over my hair making sure to get it all nice and slimy. I play with the eggs for a little bit pouring them over my head a little more. Then it's I for icing. Take a tub of chocolate icing, I smear it over one side of my long hair trying to shampoo it in. Then I do the same with white icing on the other side, trying my best to smear it in!

Then comes some A for Angel Delight (chocolate flavoured) from above! It ruins me and my nice white apron! I'm getting very messy already and there's still 21 items to go! Next I contrast some nice chocolate with some yucky B for Beans over my head. Cleaning the chocolate away for the next round of gunk! Which is... R for Ranch Dressing! There's a second free-hand camera for this one too to give you a nice close up of my sloppy face!

Next up... U for... Ugali?! Well... ugali/uji mix. Now we get a little exotic. Ugali is like a corn mix, eaten across Africa. We tried our best... Either way, it goes over my head and face! The free camera gets a good shot of the mess building up in the pool I'm sitting in

Can't have an A-Z without S for Spaghetti Hoops! Nice and slimy. Followed closely by T for Tapioca. I sit the jar ontop of my head and slowly lift as the sloppy gunge empties over me. Delicious. Not as delicious as Z--Zabaglione. This is essentially a custard-like dish made with egg yolks.

Back to some savoury goo next with G for Guacamole! Nice and green guacamole emptied over my head and face. Everything is emptying into my apron now. And I'm wearing nothing else up top! We finish this 20 minutes ordeal with a nice big bottle of K for Ketchup. All over me. What a mess already and we're only about half-way there!

This part ends with the free cam showing what a mess I'm in. But, ready for more mess in Part 2!