What do two mess-inclined boys do when they're horny? Make a bet with consequences for the loser, of course. Unfortunately, after this game of Connect 4, I was the ultimate loser. As punishment, determined before the game got started, I had to get messy with pies and Nutella.

For the pay up, I got in my shower and rubbed Nutella on my face, arm pits, cock, and feet. I also had to slam two gooey pies right into my face. The pies had really good hang time and I looked like a total stooge.

Part of the bet was posting the video here for you all to see too. Yes, very embarrassing.