Its Christmasss!

And it's The Big Messy Christmas Quiz with Jess West as your host and contestant Chloe Toy trying to retain some dignity which she may find difficult as Jess has chosen the most difficult Christmas Quiz questions she could find.

So let's dive straight into Part One as Chloe ponders the answers, Jess overfills her pies, and Miss T offers tips and advice as she directs the action. We have ass pies, pussy pies, "Quiz Shaming," Jess enjoying Chloe's discomfort a bit too much, and the less said about Jess's obsession with her clipboard, the better.

In Part Two Jess discovers that being the "Quiz Master" does not save her from retribution when you have been mocking your opponent as the "worst quizzer ever," and Chloe gets her revenge by ruining Jess's outfit, hair, clipboard and, alas, Christmas.

Have fun watching our Xmas fare with our two festive Elves, and have a great day!