I ran my first messy live earlier this month and I wanted to share this basic recording for those who weren't able to join or didn't know about it, so that you know what sort of thing you can expect during my future lives.

There was porridge, vanilla pudding, chocolate sauce, apple sauce, beans and full nudity all in a live interactive environment. And of course there was a bit of solo messy fun in the middle too while I was waiting for viewers, humiliating myself with american mustard, fruit pie filling and mixed icing.

Hopefully in future sessions there will be more of you making me even messier! Just like this first one, there will be tonnes of mess just waiting on the table to be used, so come and join me! Watch, chat or get involved, it's up to you!

A 15min director's cut is available on my profile, so no trailer needed here.

It was screen recorded at 15fps and audio is limited to verbals and louder mess-making. Join a live for the full experience